Chapter 76 – Golden Sun

Hearing that the prince was coming, Lorsha and I hurriedly knelt down. It’s like a fucking monarchy, so to kneel down like this, who stood firm in the face of any absurdity. One day I will avenge my blood.

And the prince who appeared in front of us… was the very specimen of the golden sun. From the shiny blonde hair to the brown skin that reminds me of milk chocolate… Fuck, it’s the golden sun that comes out of NTR waters.

Maybe throwing up when you see a woman is a kind of paving stone to get the opponent to lower their guard for NTR? These fuckin’ NTR-chungkin bastards… I swore to the River Styx that if I met even one of them, I would blow a punch in the face. The oath to the Styx is absolute, so even if I throw a punch, it’s not my fault, it’s Hades’ fault for not managing the Styx properly.

The moment I clenched my fist, the prince checked my face and saw Lorsha next to me…

Kuweee and started to vomit. That’s not acting or anything, it’s real. I can understand it because I have been practicing acting like that for many years. That’s not fucking smoke, that’s real vomiting.

Wow, our prince ate something stir-fried with shrimp and red pepper for lunch. Oh shit, it’s vongole with shrimp, this fucking bastard is bragging to me that he ate shrimp vongole for lunch. Is this the so-called vitic? ‘Guys, I ate shrimp vongole for lunch, so please rate it.’ something like that

But it wasn’t a lie that he vomits when he sees a real woman’s face… Fuck how long is that bastard going to vomit? Wow, our prince ate salad, beans, and bacon for breakfast. What? Mistaking me for a gym instructor and trying to report what I’ve been eating? The salad is a vitamin, and the bacon contains protein, so it is acceptable. But if you really want to have muscles like Major Armstrong’s, you shouldn’t have eaten vongole. Don’t you know that carbs are the enemy of muscle?

To be honest, what kind of thief Simbo is trying to build muscle while eating everything he eats… Wow, that bastard is going to vomit up his intestines? A garden that should be beautiful is turning into a soil field. Oh, are you trying to fertilize the field? I don’t know if it’s manure, but did the vomit also act as a fertilizer? Apparently, my agricultural knowledge was low, and I was unable to understand the manure activity of the famous prince.

After barely finishing the manure, the prince wiped his mouth and said,

“I’m sorry, maybe I wouldn’t have known if I had been prepared… When I saw the woman’s face in the moment I was careless, I vomited without even realizing it…”

Lorsha generously accepted the prince’s apology.

“It’s okay, Your Highness. You did it because of a chronic illness, so who would you blame?”

“Thank you for this, Lorsha Magic Tower Lord.”

Anyone would feel dirty if he vomited as soon as he saw his face, but if it were me, he would immediately throw a soccer kick in the face, telling me not to talk bullshit. Even so, Lorsha generously forgave such a crown prince. The rumor that personality and breasts are in proportion must have been vicious viral among the big breasts. Behold, Lorsha, who has no breasts, is so generous.

Also, just because you have big fucking breasts doesn’t mean you have a good personality. The people who protested in front of that particular station were also large, so naturally their chests were also large. But where were their personalities at the level of Lorsha? If there is a bastard who answers yes, my Jeet Kune Do of Justice will not forgive that bastard. Big-breasted Prakchi bastards, once you get caught, you’ll have to tell them the spicy taste of the Brazilian kick. And he will make kimchi pancakes with a stick.

The prince still looked sick to his stomach. He actually throws up just looking at a woman’s face. There was no doubt now. Not all Golden Suns are trash bastards who enjoy NTR. And in other words, it was a common practice in the world these days that the golden sun was the embodiment of pure love. What kind of bastard dares to discriminate against people based on their appearance and hurt them? I, the incarnation of Confucianism, do not forgive such scumbags.

“And Sir Werner… no sir.”

“Yes…? What is Your Highness the Crown Prince now…”

“It’s been a while since I called you by the old name. Do you feel bad?”

This bastard, Werner, obviously froze the young prince like Dooly, so why is he so kind? Is it a fucking trap card?

“No, it’s not really like that… But you suddenly acted friendly, so…”

“hahahahaha, since it’s my relationship with the teacher, what’s there to be reluctant about?”

The prince said that and put his hand on my shoulder. Oh fuck, was this bastard that way? Were you a bastard who realized his gender identity? You weren’t trying to NTR a girl from me, you were trying to NTR me to a girl.

After all, a person’s appearance reflects his character and conduct. Even if the hole you aim for is different, you can’t throw away your instincts. You wouldn’t want to be that kind of monster. I will forcibly end the life of a monster who covets other people’s back holes, so be grateful. I clenched my fist to strike the prince’s temple and slightly lifted my middle finger.

However, Lorsha suddenly spoke to the prince.

“And I heard that the Crown Princess Mama recently had a pregnancy. Congratulations, Your Highness.”

What is it? I hurriedly untied my fists. Then why did you vomit after seeing Lorsha? Could it be that he was a patient suffering from big breast philia and small breast phobia, who loved big breasts and hated small breasts? Then, it was highly likely that the crown prince was the one who spread the rumor that small breasts had bad personality. With the crown prince’s power, spreading such rumors would be easy.

I caught the young Prakchi who spread the rumor that the personality of small breasts is bad, and I tried to demonstrate the jeet kune sword of justice as I swore.

Until I heard the news that the Crown Princess was coming.

Lorsha and I knelt down again… The Crown Princess appeared, wearing a half-mask that looked like something from The Phantom of the Opera. She’s quite pretty when you look at her face… Why does she cover her up like that? Could it be that the crown prince is forcing his wife to cover her face because she believes in Islam? From the big-breasted prakchi to the patriarchal system… The reason to forgive the crown prince was gradually disappearing.

Lorsha and I knelt down and bowed, and the Crown Princess smiled and told us to get up. However, the Crown Princess couldn’t even say empty words that she had a big chest, so I couldn’t understand why the big breastphilia and small breast phobia had married her.

The Crown Princess, who saw through my intentions, spoke.

“hehehehe, it seems that His Highness, the Crown Prince, was curious about why he chose me. He’s the kind of person who vomits when he sees the face of a woman other than his family…”

Yes, to be honest, at first I thought the crown prince might be Messi. The Crown Princess took off her mask, and unlike her beautiful face, the right side of her face, disfigured by burns, was revealed.

“Your Highness only vomits when he sees a normal woman’s face, but I guess it’s okay because I have an unusual face.”

Oh, that was it. Also these days, golden suns were a symbol of pure love. A body that can only love one woman… It was perfect for trash as a material for romance fantasy novels.

The prince smiled and said to me.

“I can’t believe I got married before you. You’re so popular with women.”

“His Highness, the Crown Prince…”

“Yes sir what is it?”

“That… Back in the days when I was immature, I committed an act of rudeness by freezing Her Highness for sleeping and tying her to the root of a tree for doing something else for a while…”

“Oh did you?”

Fuck, I barely forgot, did I call the blade of revenge for nothing? The mouth was said to be the source of disaster, but it should have just shut up.

“Isn’t it something that happened when I was young anyway? Heh, were you worried that I would reprimand the teacher?”

uh isn’t this?

“Then… he doesn’t care what happened when he was young…”

“The magic that the teacher taught me saved my life more than once or twice, so I’ll pass that much. Isn’t that how we all grow up anyway?”

Wow, it wasn’t the fucking golden sun, it was just the sun. If anyone insults My Highness, I will burn it with magic on the spot.

“And you are the one who gave me a true education and corrected my personality.”

This bastard, Werner, was a true educator who inherited the Jose family blood…

“If you feel guilty, I hope you will solve this problem well. Because it is a case involving children, neither I nor the Crown Princess feel comfortable.”

Yes My Lord, I will tear the kidnappers limb from limb and colonize them.