Episode 57 – Hospital Bed (Sujeong)

The first sensation I felt was dampness. I wondered if I was lying in a puddle of blood somewhere, but looking at the smell of pobadine iodine, that is, the smell of a hospital, it wasn’t a puddle of blood.

When I opened my eyes with difficulty, I was just lying on a bed damp from my sweat. If I had to point out a little strange thing, would it be that the bed is strangely large and my body is a little light? It was clear that he had lost a little weight while sweating profusely while he was down.

“Wake up, youngest.”

“How are you feeling?”

It was Melchior and Melissa who greeted me. The two of them had brought a chair next to my bed and sat there all the time, waiting for me to wake up. You are always extremely devoted to the youngest. I put my left hand on my forehead and answered. Today, my hands felt soft.

“Ah, except for a little dizzy, it’s fine.”

Is something wrong with my ears? Why is your voice like this?

Looking at the hand resting on my forehead, it was not the hand of an adult. The hands of children who must be playing in the dirt in the neighborhood… Shit, my arm was cut off, so I cut off a child’s arm and transplanted it?

I started slowly checking my body condition. No matter how you look at it…

“Brother and sister, I will ask you one question.”

Melissa was averting her gaze. It’s clear that the old woman is holding back a smile from the way she puts her hand to her mouth.

Melchior was making an expression that he had come.

“Why is my body young again?”

I wondered why I was so young, since I wasn’t the grim reaper who brought about the murder. Was the North the headquarters of the Black Organization, not the communists? Why would you turn someone else’s body in half?

“The… Werner, you have a friend who knows a lot about your condition… I sent him a letter.”

Oh, was it about Rorsha? I wondered why the story of Lorsha came out all of a sudden in the middle of the night.

“I asked her to treat you. She knows your condition better than a healer or clinic. Then she sent me a bottle of medicine.”

“I know my body is better, but what does that have to do with my body becoming a little kid?”

“They said that it would make your body younger and promote its healing powers… but it had its own intentions hahahaha…”

Melchior had a troubled expression on his face. But Lorsha sent me my medicine? Surely our relationship wasn’t the worst? As far as Werner’s memory goes, I remember that after fighting like that, we never met except for business meetings. Moreover, during that meeting, they treated each other coldly. Even that was cut off 12 years ago when Werner ran away at night.

Melchior scratched his head and pulled out a piece of paper from a nearby drawer. The pattern engraved on the top of the paper felt familiar somewhere.

“It was that weak, enclosed piece of paper.”

“Gias…?”

The oath of gias and mana between mages is a kind of MX. A contract with a kind of compulsory force that says that if you spit on Kurachida, you will be fucked.

I carefully read what was written on the gias.

[I, Lorsha McKellen, have placed a growing curse on Werner Alton’s body through drugs,

Set the curse to be lifted when Werner Alton accepts one of the specific conditions.

The specific conditions are as follows.

1. Receiving the curse of changing gender instead of the curse of getting younger.

2. Receiving the curse of turning into a toad instead of the curse of growing younger.

3. Never hugging a girl for the rest of your life.

4. Cutting off the genitals.

5. To return as an Imperial Wizard.

If you underline any of the conditions below and sign, the contract is complete and the effect of the curse is automatically lifted.

And Lorsha McKellen treats Werner Alton’s body through the drug.

If the contents of this contract are violated, the party shall die on the spot by explosion.

Signed by: Lorsha McKellen

signature : ]

“This fuck…”

Cursing came out spontaneously. At that time, he was still taking his anger out on me. Are you a crazy bitch who thinks art is an explosion? First of all, this curse must be lifted, and I quietly put the conditions on the scale and began to ponder.

1 is an unconditional rejection. How could the boss man choose to live a life as a woman? The second time, of course, without a second thought.

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Number 3 was a bit harsh, but it was dismissed because it was not much different from number 1. Number 4 is the condition of being a fucking eunuch… Cut it off, I’m not Samacheon and there was no reason to accept it.

Then number 5 is left… To be honest, I wasn’t attracted to him either. Even in the game, I don’t look at the runaway ninja puppies, but will I look at the pups who escaped after 12 years of beating the royal wizard position? I’m not some kind of Jang Seung-up, and I don’t think I’ll look good after being caught.

In the end, living as this idiot for the rest of my life vs reinstating as an imperial wizard vs becoming a eunuch.

It was a three-way battle between these three options. The double desire came out naturally, but there was no way not to choose any option.

I had to choose No more hesitation Because there is no time to be in a body like this.

I will save my body by my choice.

I underlined number 5 and wrote the name Werner Alton. Then the paper gave off a bright light and flew out through the open window.

You said that the curse will be lifted tomorrow, right? That meant that at least until tomorrow I would have to stay in this young body.

Melchior looked at the oath west that had flown outside for a moment, then said.

“I’ll tell the imperial family. Don’t worry too much, the imperial family also wants you to return.”

“Thank you brother.”

Honestly, if it wasn’t for my body exploding, I would have escaped right away. It’s like fucking geas, so isn’t this no different from a slave contract? It was clear that Lorsha was an imperialist who entered into a slave contract at will. If you dare to make me Kunta Kinte, someday I will avenge this.

“Ha fuck, if you’re going to release it, I’ll release it right away, bitch.”

This year, I can definitely release it right away, but I did it on purpose. At that time, the bad feelings are aged like kimchi and returned in the form of aged paper.

Melissa chuckled and stroked my hair.

“But this reminds me of the first time I met my youngest.”

Then Melchior also chimed in.

“You did too? Me too.”

“I begged for a piece of bread to show you that miraculous magic, didn’t you? I thought it would bounce after asking for a coin…”

“On the spot, the Heavenly Demon, who claimed to be the subject of the magic experiment, was struck by lightning.”

Come to think of it, I think that’s why the old man of the Heavenly Demon fed Werner honey chestnuts like a mother-in-law.

“At that time, the leader who recognized the talent took Werner, surely?”

“That’s right, Squaa, that phantom thug gave the youngest his last name and even gave him a name. It’s been so long since that kid is this big.”

“Sister Melissa and brother Melchior, by the way…”

“Come to think of it, when Werner was young, he said brother and sister, not older brother… didn’t he?”

“No, at that time, the youngest pronunciation was strange, so I told her to hang out with my older brother. He was 10 years old, but his pronunciation was so childlike…”

That’s already more than 19 years old. Even so, these people were stroking my hair remembering that time. Only the appearance is like this, but the inside is a 29-year-old wizard.

The youngest position loved by all party members. I don’t know this when I’m young, but when I get older, it becomes very burdensome. Imagine an adult male wearing suspenders that a kindergartener would wear. It doesn’t fit strangely unless it’s a cosplay of a plumber wearing a red hat. A position is no different from clothes, so it should change when you get older, but this youngest position has not changed forever. In terms of the military, it is like a private soldier who will never have a successor.

“But what about Glaceon…?”

“As soon as she saw you down, she started to run wild, so this older sister overpowered her and locked her in her room.”

Although Glaceon is strong, it still seems weaker than Melissa. If it’s natural, do you want to take it for granted?

“Then what about my pupil and Sister Camellia?”

“Ah, both of them were detained separately in the guest room. After all, we have our own decency, so we can’t let the people who ruined the engagement ceremony we prepared. Of course, they only followed the instructions after you were cured, but…”

—–

inside a dark room.

A woman with light blue hair was logging into the Akashic Magician Records, a community of wizards, and writing.

Title: Werner, you bastard, will soon be reinstated as an ugly imperial wizard

Posted by: Werner

Content: I bet all my property on this bastard who will be reinstated soon.

ㄴ Magical Popong: Gyiral

ㄴ The magic that destroys even gods

I want to pierce Werner’s stomach: Yes, what are you going to do?

ㄴ Magical Essence: This… young laborer Shiki… To Mr. Werner… such abusive language…!

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Nn I want to pierce Werner’s stomach: I’m really curious about grandpa, but why do you hit him?

ㄴ Be a bitch: It’s good that I can’t see the white snake and the magician duo I like today.

“Hey you guys who don’t know anything.”

Lorsha McKellen, the number 1 favorite magician of the Akashic Magician Record, the master of the Magic Tower of Water, and the second greatest genius in history after Werner.

She cut off the connection to the Akashic Magician Record and looked at the Geas Contract flying at her, making a puzzled expression.

“I’ll see you face to face soon, you bastard…”