Episode 45 – The future mother-in-law is invincible

Camellia and Airi spurred through the door of the wedding hall, whether they felt pity for me without a guest, or whether it was the original Taliban fairy who couldn’t forgive the original alteration of my engagement ceremony with Glaceon.

In Myungmyeongbogam, it is said that it is barbaric law to discuss wealth in matters related to marriage. So I tried to say that when I get married later, I don’t need any kind of gift money. However, Camellia and Airi brought a congratulatory money. Of course, it wasn’t money or treasure, and the congratulatory money they brought was a joke. Didn’t that smashed door fly away and smash a stone statue nearby? That stone statue must surely be a relic as old as the wedding hall, but to destroy it so thoroughly… If you saw it at UNESCO, you would have been shocked.

Melissa was furious enough to shake her body, probably because she was an agent belonging to UNESCO. That’s right, if you destroy the relics like that, you can’t let such cultural abuse be tolerated as a member of UNESCO. Destroying cultural heritage will make Camellia and Airi look like the Red Guards in Melissa’s eyes.

Melchior sighed quietly, probably taking a neutral stance. I don’t know if he didn’t want to be involved in this job or if he was just annoyed by what was going to happen, but judging from his expression and situation, it seemed like the latter. Why is the barbarian the most calm and rational here? This is the sound of a passing saint woman shaving her hair and reciting blasphemy.

Melissa was obviously angry, but she forced a fake smile on her face and asked the question. Judging by his appearance, if he made a mistake, he would use blood magic and rip off his limbs.

“Camellia, and our leader’s daughter… Did you interrupt my daughter’s ceremony for some great and eminent reason…? And even smashing the stone statue at the wedding venue where my husband and I got married…?”

Ah, at such a ceremony, Camellia and Airi should bow their heads and apologize. Li Baek-i said that memories are like treasures. It’s okay even if someone who tries to trample on memories kills them, and I’m sure God will forgive them. So whatever Melissa does now, God will forgive her. Li Bai is not the poet, but a friend of mine, a friend from before my previous life.

“If I don’t come up with a convincing reason… Colleagues, the leader’s daughter, Nabal, all of them will be sentenced to death… You know I’m the one who does it if I do…?”

Perhaps because of anger, Melissa was interrupted. Glaceon and Melchior, who knew her character better than anyone else, knew what that meant. It meant that even if I spit out a reason similar to Tallulah, I would not forgive it and would tear it to death.

Look, now wings of blood sprouted from behind Melissa’s back, and drops of blood were gathering from all directions. Were there any blood donation cars nearby?

But we weren’t the only ones who knew the nature of that character well. As Camellia is a colleague who has been with us for many years, she knows Melissa’s personality well.

“Aren’t you full of thoughts of killing us already? Melissa, you’re going to kill us for whatever reason, so you don’t feel the need to answer.”

“hahahaha… I know that, you unlucky bitch.”

“I’ve only been together for a year, but I’m not so stupid that I don’t know his personality.”

“If this young bitch lives on her lips…”

A year is just a fleeting moment, and the half-elf Camellia is a young year? Short-lived species like Melchior and I had no way to follow that conversation. Melchior must have felt the same, our eyes met, and we shook our heads at the same time. The meaning of that nod is probably the same, those long-lived turtles fighting, but if you intervene now, things will only get bigger, so let’s shut up. Is the barbarian the most rational and rational here? The answer was simple.

Fake madness like barbarians can’t match the real madness of vampires and half-elves. No matter how hard Dunjae tried, he couldn’t beat a genius. No matter how much he trained in taijutsu and practiced ninjutsu in Naruto, in the end, he couldn’t stand the lineage spoon and reincarnation spoon. It’s the same thing, no matter how much the barbaric warriors roar, tearing down demon beasts and spraying blood on their bodies, they can’t stand the madness of vampires and half-elves who have lived for a long time.

“You’re a young bitch… Ah, by the way, you’re older, Melissa. Come to think of it, your marriage to Melchior is at the level of a crime if you look at your age. Just looking at your appearance, it’s a crime in the other direction.”

“Shut up.”

“But if you’ve aged that much, do you think it’s reasonable to pay for your age?

“You bastard bitch!”

Melissa couldn’t hold back the rage of the moment, spread her bloody wings and flew away. And in an instant, he made a huge hand out of blood, grabbed Camellia, and flew outside. They flew through the wall, but I wasn’t worried. Aren’t they all heroes labeled as monsters? Rather, it is a plate to worry about the smashed wall. Melissa was also a member of the Red Guards to do such a thing to a building that was a place of memories. As a user of blood magic, the magic she uses is also red overall.

The guests were at a loss for what to do with this sudden uproar, but they kept their seats trembling. I didn’t know what Melissa would do if she left the ceremony without permission. Damn vampires instill fear in people. If the vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln had seen it, he would have hit the head with a silver staff, saying not to harm people’s free will.

Melchior sighed and said.

“Ha, damn it… Werner, what about us?”

“That’s something you’ll have to think about and solve from now on.”

“No, why am I solving it again?”

“Sister Melissa is your brother’s wife, right?”

Camellia and Melissa are colleagues, but strictly speaking they are not my biological family. But wasn’t Melchior above all Melissa’s husband? Li Bai had told me once that I was not involved in a fight involving someone else’s family. He said there was nothing good about being bothered by such a troublesome task.

So I was thinking of taking a step back from this job and eating some popcorn. As expected, the original salt taste of popcorn is the best, and the onion and caramel flavors are all evil. Although it’s not fair enough to stop those who dare to become apostles. If I try to engage an apostle in matters involving my money, I will cast a series of Confucian punches. So, to put it simply, he ordered me to buy popcorn, but if I buy onion flavor, it means that I will beat him like a dog on the day of the dog.

Unfortunately, there was no popcorn among the food in the dining room.

However, a sight more interesting than the popcorn being fried stimulated my gaze.

Glaceon and Airi were glaring at each other. And that too at very close range. If you look at something like that MMA match, it was like a scene where the fighters stare at each other before the start of the match. Sparks coming out of real eyes are not the cartoon direction that cartoonists use.

I brought a plate full of butter biscuits and offered it to Melchior. Melchior took a big bite into the butter biscuits.

“It’s all cold, so it’s dry and tasteless.”

Then Cheng! The sound of swords clashing against swords was heard. Airi threw the knife first, and Glaceon struck it off with her swordsmanship. As expected, my disciple, you haven’t forgotten the education called Seonppang Pilseung. In any game, there is a reason that the attack speed option is always an option for hitting average.

“Brother, won’t you stop that…?”

Glaceon approached Airi’s side at once and tried to slash the side. If the attack went in as it was, Airi would have been A/I immediately, but Airi pulled back and evaded the attack. I don’t know if he had a Shinkon or if the loa on the side was with him, but it was a great evasion. Maybe it’s because the teacher’s skill is excellent. I think it would be nice if you praised me for today.

Rather, Melchior, who watched the two fight with interest, still had his arms crossed.

“It is a coward to intervene in a fight between warriors. The warriors of the north never get involved in a duel, even if it’s their own child’s fight. And my daughter is not weak, Werner.”

Ah yes, it is a great disgrace for others to interfere with the makgora.

“You’re going to be excited.”

“By the way, your pupils aren’t normal either. Well, considering their lineage, it’s natural, but maybe it’s because the instructor’s skills are so good, he can see through all of my daughter’s movements.”

“Really? It looked kind of crappy until a month ago.”

“That movement is no different from that of a warrior who has crossed the chaos, Werner.”

I haven’t given Airi a few proper fights yet, but if that skill is the same as that of a warrior who has overcome the chaos…

It must mean that my teaching skills are very good. From today, I am a great teacher… No, I am a great teacher, Werner.