Episode 43 – This is trash if you run away (fixed)

If you tease a dick like a dick, you’ll be fucked. I don’t know where I read it, but I remember reading a passage like that. After all, books are the lamps of human beings, and it would have been nice if they had followed the lamps long ago… They were all ruined because they followed the damn lower half of the body. I should have endured it for a little while, I should have walked away on the spot, or I should not have gone all the way to the show, what’s the use of regretting it now?

I tried blaming my lower body, no, the devil of lust who tempted me, but in the end it was me who made the mistake. I even slept with a woman at will, so now I can’t take it out or go out. Oh, I did a fucking fuck. Certainly, the feeling of hugging a woman felt good, and I could understand a little why so many kings fell for it and went to the goal. I’d rather mess around with my concubine rather than get in trouble talking about politics with old people who are tired. Of course, if you do that, the country will be ruined or your head will be cut off later.

“My husband, is there something uncomfortable about you?”

“I… I haven’t even had an engagement ceremony, let alone married yet… can you refrain from using such titles in front of people?”

“Are you feeling uncomfortable about anything?”

I wondered if you were seriously asking that. Glaceon is very smart, but the missing screw is the tip of the jade.

“Because I think people will think it’s strange when they hear it.”

“Hmm… Yes, that could be true. But you can’t call her a wife, can you? You could mistake Mr. Werner for a woman from a distance because her lines are thin and pretty.”

Fuck that’s not the point.

Does this guy casually touch someone else’s complex? If Werner hears this, he’ll be engaged and throw everything down and mess around? But I am an English gentleman with the same generosity as Ha Hae. I was willing to laugh at this level of rudeness. At that time, a bastard who said my opposite sex was an English gentleman went to say goodbye and protested that I didn’t know a woman that way. But didn’t I tell you, reason? A ‘British’ gentleman. I just inherited the conscience of a country that started a war to sell opium. That’s what a ‘British’ move is.

But Glaceon was also a very ‘British’ person, so she put her hand on my lips and said.

“But you don’t have to worry about other people.”

What do you mean? Whether it be Confucianism, the teachings of Jesus, or the teachings of Buddha, they all emphasized how to live together with others. But don’t care about other people, is this absurd statement that goes against the teachings of the Three Great Saints? If it was a guy, I would have given him combos of Confucian punches, Buddhist scriptures, and New Testament kicks. However, it was against chivalry to hit a woman, so I just put up with it.

However, Glaceon was looking very serious, unlike someone who said something that went against the teachings of the three great saints. Her red eyes moved closer to me.

“I am a Grand Duke now. So instead of shouldering many responsibilities, I am endowed with many rights.”

Oh that’s right, didn’t Uncle Ben tell you? ‘With great power comes great responsibility’, which is in line with the saying ‘A person with great responsibility is not guilty even if he slaps the neck of those who make him feel dirty’.

“But who would dare notice me and you, the husband, who are carrying such a big responsibility?”

“But even if you don’t say it, there is a law called their thoughts.”

“Then I will change.”

To change other people’s thoughts, you’re that pig from the north. If Winterheart is translated into Chinese characters, wouldn’t it be 金 (metal)? Did the fucking Winterheart family represent the family? Ah, that’s why Glaceon’s father, Melchior, liked shark fins. Then, when I wondered if I should change my name to Seolju, Glaceon said in a serious voice.

“I will remove all actions, words, and thoughts that are rude to you. I will make sure that no one can dare to show them or even bear them in fear.”

“Haa… Miss Glaceon, even if you are a god, you cannot change people’s thoughts.”

“If you become a demon instead of a god, it will be resolved. I will kill anyone who does, speaks, or thinks anything disrespectful towards you.”

“Do you think there is a need for that? Not everyone can like me. I was a promising wizard, but… as Glaceon-sama knows, not everyone liked me.”

There were many people who praised and liked Werner, but not a few of them spit out words that would hurt Werner from behind while trying to look good in front of Werner. Werner, who had an exceptionally good ear, was able to hear every single one of those words. At first, I tried not to care… but because of some incident, I couldn’t use the great magic, and I was hurt a lot in the incident and even heard the words of swearing at myself, so I became a very perverted teenager.

“If you’re my husband, no one will be rude to you. I’ll be there for you.”

“Originally, I was the youngest of the heroes, and a great wizard. Everyone trembled in front of that title.”

It was Werner who was originally in a high position without having to go to marriage. You can change the attitudes of the people in front of you, but you cannot change the attitudes and thoughts of those who are behind you. But it didn’t seem like that would change once they got married.

“It reminds me of what you said when we first met. People only see Werner’s magical talent, and without it, he’s nothing.”

“…Did you remember all of that?”

To be honest, I came here before the release of the short story about their first meeting, so what I don’t know is myself. If the other side says yes, then it should be so, is there anything special?

“You don’t have to be the youngest of the heroes anymore, you don’t have to be a wizard anymore.”

“What do you mean by that…”

“Even if you cease to be their youngest, even if you lose your magic… you will now be their husband forever.”

Glaceon lightly kissed my forehead. And a more serious voice than ever came out of that mouth.

“Because I chose a man named Werner Alton as my husband, who is neither the youngest of the heroes nor the Archmage.”

Apparently, Glaceon wasn’t the northern communist tyrant I had thought of until now. It’s just that the love was a little heavy.

But at the moment, I thought for a moment that I might have declared ‘I am not a hero nor a great wizard, just a worker comrade named Werner Alton’.

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The inside of the wedding hall was surprisingly modest. It is said that it was made by renovating an old cathedral, and it was said that this was Melissa’s taste. As soon as I heard the location of the wedding hall yesterday, I joked that I like old buildings in case I’m not old. Of course, after that, Glaceon pulled out the magic sword and competed with her mother. Even Melchior smiles heartily, asking how long it will take to see a harmonious family while watching the scene…

It’s clear that this family is fucking crazy.

I wanted to see the Heavenly Demon Yung-Kang-nim soon, even though he was a bit eccentric, if he had that inspiration, there was no way he would leave such a sight alone. But unfortunately, all of his colleagues except for Camellia, Melchior and Melissa are acting together with Zeke. Melchior and Melissa are also scheduled to return as soon as the engagement ceremony is over.

I received a simple makeup at the making hum behind the wedding hall. I don’t know if it’s not true for the first time or if it’s a rule of this world, but it seems that even men get simple makeup at places like this. There, even the unruly hair was tidied up.

In addition, he was dressed in proper clothes, and even attached an expensive-looking brooch to his clothes.

From the cost of makeup, to the clothes and brooches, wouldn’t the average adventurer’s wages come out for two years? What serious bourgeois oppression is this? If I hadn’t been Glaceon’s fiancé, I would have run out and started a proletarian revolution right now. I was chanting the phrase ‘Adventurers from all over the country unite’ in a small voice, but the door suddenly opened.

The people who opened the door were Melchior and Melissa. Since it was a seat, the two were dressed more neatly and dignified than usual. Melissa was wearing a modest wine-colored dress instead of a goth loli style, and Melchior was also wearing a neat black suit.

“It doesn’t really suit me.”

“My youngest has lived apart from his sister and his liver has become very enlarged.”

“Well, it’s a shame to wear a goth loli at my sister’s age…”

At that time, a spear made of blood grazed my cheek.

“On the day of my daughter’s engagement, I don’t want to kill people so I look after her, are you the youngest?”

Melchior silently patted me on the shoulder and left the room. After all, it is Melchior older brother. Remember clearly, the tank is the light and the dealer is the lowly.

But as soon as Melchior left, Melissa smiled and said,

“Did you sleep with my daughter?”

Did you fucking notice?

“What~ Adults can do that. It’s not like they were forced to do it.”

And Melissa left these words in my ear and left.

“So the youngest… will you kill my daughter if she cries?”