I came back.

My beloved room.

Then Nitra, who had been hiding, suddenly popped up and whispered in my ear.

“Onii-san, there is a good route to escape through the window.”

“You’re a bad boy. But it’s okay.”

When I stroked her head, her throat gurgled.

“Besides, I don’t really want to ask what kind of route it is.”

“Because the beastman’s athletic ability is so strange that humans cannot imitate it even if they are lectured that it is easy.”

“It’s absolutely impossible for me, who is slow.”

“Master, take this”

“Thank you”

I cooled the affected area with the cold towel I received from worried Rai-nee.

“Ah, it feels good.” The heat is withdrawing.

“More than that.”

I touched the slime pillow on the bed just a little.

“I made a promise to be empty, so I have to keep it.”

“Ah… it’s soft.”

“Hey, I’m sleepy.” A wave of intense darkness swept over me and my eyelids fell.

“Hey, you shouldn’t sleep as soon as you get home.”

But I gave in to the ultimate temptation and before I knew it, I was flying into a dream world.

“Sorry.”

“Then, one hour.”

“Lieutenant, you haven’t come out yet.”

“Oh”

Outside the room, for some reason, the three members of the territorial army were still standing still and waiting.

All three of them were gloomy, especially the expression of the subordinate who threatened him by strangling him.

“Are you mad at me for not coming out yet?”

“I don’t know. But I have to show my sincerity.”

“Are you ready to knock?”

“Um. I can’t help it, I’ll prepare myself.”

Sweat dripped from the vice-captain’s forehead as he quietly knocked on the door.

I whispered to Rai-nee who showed her face.

“What about Ex-sensei?”

“Goodnight.”

“I timidly ask.”

“When do you expect to wake up?”

“Three days later?”

The vice-captain sighed at Lai-nee who was cutely twisting her neck.

“As expected, I don’t want to work”

“My master is doing his best!”

When the superstitious Lai sister said so, the army believed it.

“Ah, no. It was a slip of the tongue. Did I work too hard? Can you tell me if you want me to apologize when you wake up?”

“Yes. Understood.”

The territorial army saluted.

“I couldn’t commit any more blunders.”

“Do you remember the man who failed the first time?”

“His nickname is Pee Man.” For some reason, he’s a bad guy who always pisses people off.

“Why am I always wrong…”

The man who was accused of being dishonorably named for a slight mistake in expression was still in the dungeon below the Viscount’s banquet hall.

Moreover, in the same prison, the zombies Batz and Elfman continued to complain with gloomy expressions.

“Butts, when can we get out of here?”

“I don’t know about that, Elfman. Damn it. Why are we heroes like this?”

“Without them, I wouldn’t have been given such a dishonorable nickname.”

From the stress of living together in a small room, he must have suddenly thought about such a thing and stared at him.

Butts, who noticed this, intervened with dissatisfaction.

“Hey, what are those eyes? Are you a pervert and you’re picking fights?”

“I’m not selling it separately. Please don’t get involved.”

“I can’t believe I’m stroking people’s nerves here.” You and I are both criminals. Even so, I grinned and got involved even more.

“I wonder if they thought I was scared and ran away.”

“I’m not good at communication, but my interpersonal training results aren’t bad.” If it’s an unarmed interpersonal battle, I can fight reasonably well.

“Oh? I can’t hear you. Are you licking me?”

“Lick it…”

“Don’t you think the zombies will rampage in prison and become even more guilty?”

“Magician, stop Batz’s rampage!” Even Elfman entered the war in vain with such thoughts.

“Butts! I’m sure he’s hearing obscene sounds again.”

“No! That was a misunderstanding.”

Kuh. I wanted to forget.

“Gyahaha. Elfman is so cool. Can you cover your ears for a moment? Pee man.”

“That’s right, butts.”

“So it’s not!”

2 to 1.

unlucky. I can’t keep up.

“Oh, yes. We should punish this sex offender.”

“Not at all. Just be nice to yourself.”

“What the hell. If you hadn’t tried to kidnap me in the first place, this would have happened.”

When I returned it with a fair argument, my face turned bright red as if I had poured fuel into their anger.

“This is it again.” Wasn’t there a better way to say that now? It seems that I am a genius at making people angry.

“Huh? If you hadn’t come out, I’d be getting a little bit of money by now.”

“Yes. I had a wife.”

“Yeah, damn it. You criminals.”

“Let’s do it, shall we?”

“Huh? You’re not going to look like a territorial army forever. This pee man!”

“Gee.”

Butts threw his jacket away and repelled it

His big swing to the right appeared from his blind spot. I got a surprise punch in my face, and my consciousness is far away.

“Huh? It’s light”

“It doesn’t hurt much, does it?” This punch.

“Don’t underestimate me even though I’m a pervert!”

He threw an uppercut that seemed even weaker, so I wondered if it was possible, so I reinforced my abdominal muscles with all my might and was able to bounce back.

“Hmm. It doesn’t hurt after all.”

Moreover, even though the bastard had hit me, he seemed to have broken his own wrist and fainted in agony.

“Maybe this guy is a bluffing adventurer?”

I accidently laughed.

“Weak, too weak.

His chin was in a good position as he crouched down while holding his wrists, so I kicked him out as if to graze him, shaking his brain, and as if his knees had lost their strength, they sank into the ground.

“It’s common knowledge that the muscles in the legs are bigger than the muscles in the hands.”

“Pay attention to Batz, who has completely stopped moving.” Because I’ve heard rumors of their immortal legends that stand up again and again.

“What’s going on? Contrary to rumors, it’s too weak. Is immortality a hoax?”

“Hey”

When he saw Elfman, Batz’s remaining partner, he screamed.

“Why?

“Wow, I’m a brain laborer. And for some reason, I’m not feeling well this month! It’s never happened before.”

Elfman raised his hands and stepped back after making incoherent excuses.

“Is this guy stupid?” I shook my head and backed away, but it’s such a narrow prison… Look, it’s a wall right away.

He made a surprised face when he heard a bang and was blocked from behind.

“Even if you call yourself a brain worker, what are you doing?”

“Don’t make jokes that aren’t funny, you can’t suddenly become weak.”

“It’s true. Please ignore it. Mr. Pee Man. I’m the one who understands you.”

“Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!” ! !

“Bitch.”

I heard the sound of blood vessels being cut. what did you say? My name is not Pee Man.

“What does that mean?”

“I’ll hit you no matter what the answer is.”

“I’ve become a criminal anyway, so if I answer wrong, they’ll kill me.”

While I was waiting for an answer that didn’t change much, Elfman’s bastard made a disgusting sound.

I frowned at the pungent odor that was delayed.

“It’s not worth killing such a guy.”

“Hey. Please ignore me. We’re comrades. No, I wanted to hear the sound of the girl’s water too. Gafu.”

“Shut up now.” Why did I make such a foolish choice as to ask a question? A kick that converted anger into energy quieted the leaker.

“When I wake up, let this guy take over the cursed name.”

“He’s the second generation and I’m the first generation.”

“No, I don’t like it.”

“It would be too sad if someone thought of me as a friend.”

After a while, the maid appeared, but when she looked annoyed at the irritating smell, she left the meal and disappeared.

“Damn. For now, it’s like a banquet, so I’ll eat desperately too.”

“I’ll eat for three people.”