118. Earthling Kim Woo-jin (main story complete)

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I wake up listening to the chirping of sparrows. The sunlight coming through the windows is always bright and warm.

– wake up.

With her back to the sunlight, Lily’s act of touching her nose with her wings opens her eyes.

“Sleepy.”

– Lazy.

“what time is it?”

– Ten o’clock.

“Carry?”

– Next.

For some reason, he was sleeping with a coil on Kim Woo-jin’s chest.

“Haam.”

I start my day with morning coffee with a yawn. I lightly grab an apple and sit on the sofa. Lily and Nar naturally sit next to each other.

Beep-

[What are you! Who are you, look after my wife!]

Damn!

“I went until the morning drama too.”

Beyond kimchi, seaweed, and soybean paste, they now hit it with pasta.

The cream sauce dyes the man’s cheeks and suit white. It’s not just a cream, it’s a rosé that has a slight pink tinge.

“Shall we have pasta for lunch today?”

– great.

– great!

Kim Woo-jin, who habitually tried to call Werner, hesitated. This is not purgatory and there is no Werner. I want to make him a personal chef, but I didn’t want to suppress him so much that he had helped me a lot.

He munched and sliced an apple, and put some into his own mouth and some into the mouths of the two spirits. I lay down on the sofa.

The time is 11:11 am. It’s an ambiguous time to go back to sleep. It’s good nonetheless.

“This is it.”

peaceful daily life.

The life of the earth, where you sleep late, wake up, drink coffee, turn on the TV to watch movies or dramas, and do various things with your smartphone.

I have longed for the victory of this civilization.

I turned on OTT and looked for movies and dramas that had been released. The void that lasted for over 60 years was so vast that I couldn’t see it all even after watching the videos without a break for several years.

Even though I saw it every time I was on vacation, it was a jokjok hemostasis.

And that made it even better. After all, what was left for Kim Woo-jin now was time.

[The skate is God’s.]

– Skate?

– tasty?

[This is my area! It’s my world I made! You bastards!]

– Purgatory is my territory!

– Mine too!

[Come in, come in!]

– Go in?

“You can’t go inside the TV.”

– Why not?

After watching three movies while listening to the comments of the World Tree, it was long past lunchtime. Kim Woo-jin scratched his shoulder and opened the door.

“Come in! Go in! No, go in! Are you really crawling because your lower body is a snake?”

“I have to write a palace there! palace! palace! I was really curious, but did you buy a keyboard without only the R key?”

“Don’t you look at the map? I gave you a ping, but why is it dying? Do you have a visual acuity of 0.000001?”

For a week, the smell of old cup noodles was strong. I can hear the angry voices of the high elves who are concentrating on the computer while wearing headsets.

“The local patch is too fast?”

– A deaf crow.

– A strange goblin.

I don’t know if you know that even if you are firmly branded as a strange elf by the World Trees, you are stamped.

“Hey.”

“why?”

When Kim Woo-jin tapped the seafood, Yulia replied without looking back.

“Are you not eating?”

“I just ate cup noodles.”

“Awesome, really. Aren’t you going back?”

“Where am I going back?”

“Wherever. Meeting Seid, going back to my hometown.”

“I met Seid a few days ago. And when I go back to my hometown, no one really knows.”

Kwajak, Yulia replied while chewing on onion-flavored potato chips. His greasy hands touched the keyboard again.

“Ah, the warden told me to die. All five of them have come.”

is this crazy

“Who are you blaming for what you can’t do?”

“I’m number one in this game ranking.”

“When did you take Challenger?”

“Is it easy? Everyone is so bad at the game. The reaction rate is too slow.”

“Don’t you think it makes no sense to compare the reaction speed of a god and a human?”

“It is not a direct fight, but a computer is used as a medium, so this is fairly fair.”

Not at all.

“And I think everyone here has a spark in their heart. I can’t hold back my anger.”

“That is a compliment. And I don’t think that’s what you would say.”

“Why me?”

“···no. done.”

don’t speak

“Oh, but I got several offers from professional teams.”

“Professional gamer? you want to try?”

“No, not at all. From what I heard, I had to do a training camp and there were a lot of complicated things. It’s just that I hate that.”

Well, free elves don’t much prefer being suppressed in rules and regulations.

“Come on, let’s eat.”

“I’m not hungry.”

“We don’t get hungry even if we don’t eat for the rest of our lives.”

It is not the body of God for nothing.

However, in a world overflowing with delicious things, there is no need to give up the enjoyable act of eating.

“But why only you?”

“Derkain-nim left early in the morning.”

“Well, going to graduate school in the US is a lot of hard work.”

After Derkain crossed over to Earth together, they became a gongdori. After creating a fictional character with authority, he became a graduate student attending a graduate school.

With the aspirations of pioneering a new realm by focusing on magic, engineering, and science.

There was no particular problem with his height or appearance because he was changed to human by authority.

“What about Siena?”

“He said he couldn’t take it anymore and went to purgatory. They said that the Earth is not a place to stay for a long time because the energy of the forest is so lacking.”

“Didn’t you bring the branches of the World Tree?”

It is said to be an eggplant, but in fact, it has been plucked from a stem that is no different from an alter ego. They were planted in pots and brought to Earth, and thanks to this, Lily and Nar were able to act as elemental bodies on Earth as well.

“You can’t stay in the sea for the rest of your life just because you put on an oxygen respirator.”

“Is that enough?”

“It’s not to that extent, but there are definitely individual differences that each elf feels.”

“···yes?”

But why is he able to be so carefree here?

Shouldn’t high elves be more sensitive to the spirits of the forest?

“And Kang Min-sik-nim played a game with me earlier. There is no one other than Kang Min-sik, a person.”

“He will know how to live. Just tell them not to make an accident just because they are wrong.”

“Yeah.”

I’m originally Korean, so I don’t have to worry about it like other people do. I live separately because I have a family.

Werner went on a gastronomic trip, saying he would look around all the star-rated restaurants, and Diane appears on TV a lot these days.

“Oh, this is Dianne. Take good care of the camera no matter how many times you see it. I heard that there are followers who follow Diane-sama, not the warden just because she’s pretty?”

News about Diane was playing on the TV just in time.

[A religion that appeared a while ago, Absolute Deity is a denomination that serves various deities and gods, starting with the Absolute God.]

[The leader of this group that is close to a cult is Diane…]

Diane’s face looks wide as she gives a speech.

[Everyone, you must serve the true God! true giver! The Great One is looking down on everyone!]

[If you believe in him, grace will come down! Have mercy!]

[I believe!]

[You are the absolute God!]

Fanatics worship and praise God in unison.

[Really? I was waiting for the day I would die because I had terminal cancer, but I believed in God and was cured! Even the doctor told me to give up, and the absolute God gave me grace!]

[My arthritis has healed as if it had been washed.]

[Because my child was very sick? But after believing in absolute God…]

The reporter’s interview with other believers was full of stories about miracles.

[If you believe in absolute God, you will be happy!]

[If you believe in absolute God, you will be healthy!]

[If you believe in absolute God, you will never stop laughing!]

[If you believe in God, you will pass the test!]

[Everyone! Believe in absolute God!]

What is that pseudo comment?

[Absolute Godism appeared like a new storm. Are these really pseudos? Those who serve the true God…]

I couldn’t see it, so I turned off the TV.

“No matter how you look at it, you are a genius. I’m curious, but you didn’t do it on purpose, did you?”

“Do you think I would?”

I had no choice but to give permission because I was going to do missionary work. However, when I told them not to use Kim Woo-jin’s name, they nailed it and said it was an absolute god.

He wasn’t a human being who would be stopped just because he was a true fanatic.

“Can’t I just tell you not to do it? I think I can hear you well. It is an order from God.”

“Listen well. It’s a problem because it withers like a plant that doesn’t get sunlight.”

“…what is that?”

“If you ask me about that, do I have a chance to know?”

I knew the mental mechanism of the fanatic, I didn’t even want to know.

“But are those transfers okay?”

“I told you never to use authority or superpowers. It’s just natural.”

Even if you limit all abilities, you are a god. God’s body cannot be the same as human body. They naturally gave off beneficial energy just by living and breathing, so it was easy to cure human diseases.

It will take some time since it is on a minute level, but it is only a moment compared to the cure of an incurable disease.

“Okay, I’m going to eat pasta or not.”

“I will eat. Thank you.”

Kim Woo-jin rummaged through the refrigerator. But the refrigerator was empty.

“Come to think of it, I ate everything yesterday.”

Should I go buy it?

I just put on my overcoat.

“I’m coming too. After sitting and playing games for days and nights, my body is tired. I might need to take a walk.”

“Let’s play some games.”

“There was nothing like this in our world.”

“Whoa.”

With a sigh, he put on his shoes and the two animals followed.

– I also!

– I also!

“You guys can’t. Stay calm and stay at home.”

– boring.

– that’s right.

“If there’s something you want to eat, I’ll buy it for you.”

– Shrimp meat! Medium rare!

– Swallow reasoning! Blue Rare!

– And skates!

– God’s skates!

After taking my order, I put on my slippers and went out.

“Artificially created trees and buildings. The Earth is always interesting to see.”

A sparrow perched on Yulia’s finger. She stroked the sparrow.

“There are overwhelmingly more people compared to other dimensions.”

“That’s why it’s good.”

“I see what you mean.”

I walked like a slow walk.

“How is Purgatory? Still no one?”

“One person came in this time. It’s a dimension called Akar, and they say they tried to commit a massacre there with the power of warriors.”

“He is crazy.”

“Fortunately, right after that, the contract reacted and I was summoned to Purgatory. As soon as I came in, I made a fuss to get it out immediately, but the director of purgatory, ah, not the director, but the director now. Anyway, the warden said that he got quiet because of true education. Director, you did a good job of benchmarking. This time, the warden is right.”

“Since ancient times, hawks have been medicine. I used it well from the moment I was appointed as the director of Purgatory.”

“Thanks to that, the warden is very happy right now.”

“why?”

“Because the warden said that only 20 people could be released from the warden. After months of no prisoners, finally one came in, so I saw hope. One person every few months is about 20 people.”

“Sure.”

It will take years, but to God, years are but a fleeting moment. Of course, this time it is a few months, but no one knows how many years or even decades it will turn into.

Kim Woo-jin smiled as he remembered the time he was the director of Purgatory. At that time, so was he. There was a limit of 50 people, so we wanted as many prisoners as possible.

It was then.

Boaaang-

I heard a harsh exhaust sound that hit my ears.

I saw a yellow sports car speeding wildly in the distance.

The destination is a crosswalk. The target was a man with a strong physique crossing the crosswalk with earphones in his ears.

“···that.”

Yulia asked curiously.

To others, he might look like an ordinary madman, but not to Kim Woo-jin and Yulia.

“Do you take that one here?”

“Originally it was a truck, but they say it’s changed to a sports car these days.”

“Then the warden is a truck?”

“that’s right.”

“How amazing. I was just struck by lightning and dragged away.”

“Not a wagon?”

“Still, I will take people with some talent, but they won’t die from being run over by a carriage.”

“Well, it only works on Earth where there is no magic or aura.”

“That person, Mr. Bellis. The person in charge of the Akafne dimension.”

“My eyes are rolling.”

“It’s because of the warden.”

“me?”

“Because the director said that depending on the performance, he could be promoted to the main post. These days, all the identities are frantic to achieve results. Because there are only 3 seats. The lowest rank becomes the director of the next purgatory.”

is it.

While we were talking, the sports car came closer than crossing. A man who was crossing the street without thinking while listening to music belatedly noticed the change.

Screams and cries to evade were heard everywhere. The man’s pale complexion tried to dodge, but the sports car followed him like a guided missile.

“I feel kind of pitiful. Maybe it would be better if it ended with just being struck by lightning…”

────!

The new type of man has risen high.

sadness, regret. and wonder.

Complex emotions floated in his pupils.

“But why is it necessary to kill in public like that?”

“Oh, that’s just a show.”

“A show?”

“That’s it, it’s all just forgotten.”

“Yeah?”

“It takes 20 to 30 years on average to find one dimension. But warriors never get old.”

If that time passes and it goes over as it is, it becomes a problem.

“There are warriors who die without being able to save a dimension, and some wish to remain in that dimension at all. So, take them in from the start and make them into people they never existed. It will be better for those left behind.”

“Then when you come back?”

“the way you want. Either make them forget it at all, or make it so that they don’t feel strange even when they haven’t changed. It seems that AS is thoroughly done.”

“Then you don’t need to be hit and killed by a car more?”

“It doesn’t hurt at all. There is no pain at all because he casts a protective spell before fucking him.”

“…?”

“I told you. it’s just a show The story of the reincarnation truck spreads in places like earth novels and cartoons, so I just follow it. It’s fun.”

“…I don’t think the psychological shock is a joke?”

“It also takes a mental protection spell.”

“… that’s crazy.”

I made eye contact with the man who had been hit by a sports car.

Kim Woo-jin smiled and shook his hand.

‘Welcome.’

I didn’t feel bad. Since he’s talented, he’ll open up at least one power and prevent the apocalypse enough.

‘Don’t just come back and make an accident.’

I’ll give you enough money for your hard work.

Space splits and the man and sports car disappear. People went about their daily lives as if nothing had happened.

“It’s amazing to see it from a spectator’s point of view. Let’s go shopping.”

“Yeah.”

As long as there are warriors, the universe is peaceful.

As always.

complete