Chapter 709 – New Inspiration

The semen in Eve’s belly released pink gas into her ovary, forcing the lower abdomen to churn. The pain numbed her five senses, and she fell to her knees.

Eve gritted her teeth and circulated her entwined essence, forcing the semen to gush out of her womb. She ended up wetting her panties and skirt.

Unfortunately, the damage had been done. She started to hallucinate again.

Even after Eve had lost focus, the domain power was still active. A thousand colorful energy beams, bullets, balls, lances, and swords pursued Miaomiao.

His black and white wings folded, and a layer of round barrier appeared. Various projectile objects hit the hard surface of the barrier and ricocheted while energy attacks exploded upon contact.

Miaomiao looked around him, admiring the sight of beautiful angels in thin fabric. One of his black feathers released a stream of Semen Element Qi and covered the dome with another barrier layer.

The expressions of all angels distorted in disgust. They kept their distance from him and formed a square formation array in the sky. The next second, their wings shone in gold light as they summed a giant silver lance above Miaomiao.

It only took the angels two seconds to finish the killing technique. The spear descended the tip of the spear came after Miaomiao.

CLANK

The multi-layers of Miaomiao’s barriers were shattered, and the giant spear pierced through his head and cut his body in half!

Every angel sneered, believing that they had defeated Mao Miaomiao. However, no notification or confirmation came from the system.

They soon learned why. The cleaved body of Miaomiao turned into black goo and sunk into the ground. At the same time, the area below Eve turned into a dark swamp, and a dozen hands pulled her into the ground.

The destroyed semen barrier also transformed. It scattered and expanded into a billion white hands. Suddenly, the hands jetted toward the angels and grabbed their arms and legs.

“NO!”

The angels resisted and rushed down, reaching out to save their master. However, the white hands shoved the angels into the dark swamp and disappeared with them.

The saintess domain was dispersed, and the lane became quiet once more.

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Chaos Realm Base

WHOOSH

A dark swamp appeared near the fountain, and Miaomiao’s body rose from the black goo. His body was soaked with sticky crude oil-like liquid.

Miaomiao dispersed his Dark Element Domain and dispelled the dark swamp. He patted his shoulders and clothes, erasing the dirty black spots on his robes.

‘Where’s Eve?’

Hearing Devil’s sound transmission, Miaomiao looked up.

“In my dantian.”

‘Oh.’

Devil nodded. She understood everything.

‘Is that even allowed? Mu-Nyang never told me that you can do that.’

“He probably overlooked it or had predicted it. Since he never told us, Pangu couldn’t read our karma and memory. That’s probably why.”

‘Doubt it.’

“We’ll see soon if it’s allowed.”

Miaomiao purchased another basic item to fill all his 6 item slots. Then, he created a dark pond and disappeared into the goo.

Devil snickered. She let out a sigh of relief.

‘Welp. He’s using Mike’s shadow teleport skills now. How many system skills have you copied so far?’

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Miaomiao emerged in the middle of the stone road border at the bottom lane. He looked around and inspected the mini-map.

Ma Moxi was the MVP here. He had placed several pink wards deep in the opponents’ jungle territory, and none of them had been destroyed. Miaomiao could even see Hades and Master Yeet’s icons, moving toward the player and heavenly dao’s lane.

‘I guess real-life battle is different from birds-eye-view games. It’s easier to get tunnel-vision in real life and overlook a small thing in the bushes.’

As Miaomiao kept on checking their locations, he noticed the irregular placements of the Heavenly Dao Faction and Player Faction.

At the lane far away from Miaomiao and other allies, All-Heaven Sage and Sun Crow confronted Blowmaster and Ke Lin Ji. They exchanged blows and tried to take the upper hand.

In the jungle near their area, Hades and Master Yeet rushed to help their friends at that lane. However, they ended up running into each other and got into a fight.

In 10 seconds, the result was reported.

DING

While Miaomiao was looking at the mini-map, All-Heaven Sage managed to kill Ke Lin Ji and Blowmaster with Hades’ help. However, Master Yeet turned the table and killed the weakened Sun Crow, All-Heaven Sage, and Hades.

As Miaomiao couldn’t see the fight, he wondered how Master Yeet did it. He checked the latter’s level.

‘7th-stage. He has caught up. But how the heck did he farm so fast after that 0-1?’

He scanned Master Yeet’s item next. Then, he discovered a peculiar mythic item that the player had chosen.

The mythic item of Master Yeet gave a boost to his attack power, attack speed, exp gain, and gold gain from killing jungle monsters and other players! Every third attack generated five gold coins and dealt bonus true damage. All other legendary items also gained a bonus attack speed buff and gold gain!

‘Is this an upgraded version of Kraken Slayer? It doesn’t give critical chance, but it gives unlimited bonus exp and money for every third attack and kills? That’s OP, isn’t it.’

Miaomiao scratched his head and looked at his item. His mythic item didn’t give a gold bonus, but he had a critical chance, which was a big boost to his attack damage if he was lucky.

Feeling threatened by the player’s progress and adaptability, Miaomiao turned to Heavenly Dao’s tower. He glanced at the new cannon minion wave, which slowly moved toward the rocket turret.

Miaomiao worked together with the cannon, using it as a meat shield. As soon as the cannon got closer to the tower, the defensive structure fired a rocket at it.

BOOM

A shield appeared around the cannon, blocking the explosion. It was slightly damaged, but it continued shooting normal cannonballs at the tower.

Using this opening, Miaomiao began slashing at the tower. He cladded Killer Queen with sword Qi, slicing the tower like a madman.

RUMBLE

Another section of the tower’s health bar was emptied.

Miaomiao immediately shadow-teleported away from the tower and reappeared in his base’s fountain.

The turret didn’t react strangely like before. It simply continued to kill his faction’s minions and cannons.

DING

“Hmm?”

An anomaly indeed occurred. A new wave of the bottom lane’s minions appeared from the Command Center, but they now flew toward their enemies instead of traveling on foot!

Miaomiao frowned.

“Has the flight ban been lifted?”

In this game, none of the participants could fly over the jungle area or lanes. Low altitude flight and flight combat in the lane was doable, but traveling cross-map via flight was not allowed.

‘Only minions have that perk. As for you guys, do your best, munya!’

Hearing the explanation of Mu-Nyang, Miaomiao shrugged, “If you say so. Anything else I need to know?”

‘Go ham and attack Heavenly Dao’s base like crazy, munya! Pangu has left, and I’m now running the game alone, munya!’

“What?! How?!”

‘I beat his ass. That’s why. Finish them before he returns, munya!’

“Okay!”

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Not only did Miaomiao receive the order, but Xie Tian and others also got theirs. However, the orders were different.

‘Ma Moxi, monopolize dragons and barons. Don’t let any team have it, munya!’

Ma Moxi scoffed. He already soloed two dragons, and he also planned to get all four for buff advantage.

“Obviously, I’ll take them all.”

‘Good. Oh, if possible, spare the players, munya.’

Hearing the strange order, Ma Moxi was stunned.

“Why? Aren’t they enemies?”

‘I have other plans. Spare them and go after Heavenly Dao, munya.’

“…”

Ma Moxi’s spider-sense told him that Mu-Nyang was doing something shady behind the scene again. He sighed and rushed back to the center.

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Meanwhile, Xie Tian watched how the gunslinger player retreated from the lane and gave him a thumbs up.

“I won’t fight you again. Good luck in your laning!”

“???”

Xie Tian frowned. He had never actually fought anybody throughout the game. Earlier, Ma Moxi promised to help him, but he never showed up.

Disappointed, Xie Tian’s shoulders drooped. He led the minion wave toward the player’s tower.

He dropped the tower’s HP bar by two sections within two seconds. He even used the time domain to increase his speed, chopping the tower faster.

Before the last minion meat shield died, Xie Tian destroyed the first turret!

DING

Xie Tian frowned as he didn’t understand anything as the MOBA game on Earth didn’t have this feature. He turned around to look at the new wave of minions.

Strangely, they exuded the cultivation base of an immortal. They also had better weapons and gears. Even the cannon unit came with an array formation on board.

Then, Mu-Nyang’s voice entered his ears.

‘Destroying turrets and towers can boost minions’ strength. Keep pushing and destroying more towers to enhance your lane, munya.’

Xie Tian was surprised and interested in this feature.

“If I destroy more towers, will other minions get the bonus strength?”

‘Only your lane’s minions, munya. The other lanes need to do their part, or their lane’s minions will be very weak, munya.’

“I get it. That’s a strange mechanism.”

‘It was Pangu’s underhanded trick, actually, munya. I didn’t even know this feature existed until you destroyed a plating. I managed to fix the bugs and ended that stupid bombardment, munya. What a pain in the ass, munya!’

“So, what do I do other than pushing the lane?”

‘Just destroy another tower of this lane and help the center, munya. It’s time to end this game!’

“Roger that!”

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At the center, where the fight was the fiercest, a new development occurred after a long stalemate.

“Bastard! I thought we were supposed to be allies!” Marcus’ expression turned dark after Xiang Yu’s halberd sliced off his arm.

Xiang Yu scoffed at the gladiator, “Your friend kill three of us! This is what you get!”

He beheaded Marcus and earned himself a kill.

After Xiang Yu had gained a kill and gold coins, Meng Xin activated his domain, and a million colorful threads appeared. All of them bound Xiang Yu!

Levy laughed. She converted the shallow river water into a massive tidal wave tsunami, pushing Xiang Yu and his horse toward Chaos Realm’s turret.

Xiang Yu also used his Dao Avatar of a war god. The avatar rushed out and intercepted a rocket.

BOOM

Unfortunately, the avatar failed. The rocket destroyed Xiang Yu’s Dao Avatar, and the master suffered from the destruction backlash.

“Mine!”

Clem’s dragon head opened her mouth. She caught Xiang Yu’s horse with her large jaw and chewed it alive.

Xiang Yu fell from his horse while he was still bound with strange threads. He burnt his blood essence, trying to forcefully break free from the restraints.

But the threads suddenly tightened. It squeezed Xiang Yu until the pressure burst his head and feet like an exploding balloon. His brain, blood, and flesh were scattered everywhere.

Meng Xin stole a kill, and Clem was not happy about it.

“Brat, that kill was mine!”

“Can’t help it. It was a spur of the moment. I’ll give you the next kill.”

“Fine!”

Both of them glanced at the mini-map to check on the others, and Clem noticed something odd.

Eve’s portrait, which always displayed her condition, had an X over her image. Upon touching it, the menu displayed as “Offline”.

Amused, Clem laughed, “Hey, brat. Do you know what happened to Eve?”

“Eve, who?”

“A bitch on Heavenly Dao’s side.”

“Oh,” Meng Xin glanced at Eve’s offline avatar. He scoffed. “Mao Miaomiao probably did something to her. He’s strongest when he fights women.”

“Hahaha! I bet he kidnapped her to his dantian universe.”

“I thought our dantian universe is sealed.”

“Try checking them.”

Meng Xin touched his belly and tried to feel his dantian universe. Then, he sensed it, but he couldn’t pull or utilize his Qi inside.

He frowned, wondering how Miaomiao managed to trap a dangerous entity in his dantian.

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Miaomiao Dantian Universe

Houtu and many ex-wives of Kishin Douji were still trapped in Miaomiao’s Galactic Semen Star. At the bottom of the semen sea were trillions of genital tentacles, which had dragged all victims to the seafloor.

The tentacles did exactly what they were supposed to do in Hentai porn. While the girls had pleasant dreams, they ravished their bodies and transmitted their senses to Miaomiao’s real body, stimulating his sexual pleasure.

PLOP

New prisoners were suddenly tossed into the sea. Whatever the angels and Eve had been wearing was instantly dissolved to nothingness.

Countless tentacles caught their arms, legs, and ankles. The lewd pink tentacles pulled their new slaves to the bottom of the sea.

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Bottom Lane

Miaomiao hummed and scratched his crotch. Because of the recent enlightenment, he had a permanent erection and his sexual urge kept surging.

While pushing the waves and damaging the tower, Miaomiao grabbed one of the swordswomen and used her for sexual relief. He fired a few loads inside her and let her go.

The minion staggered away in a bloated belly. As she had no soul, she resumed her tasks, attacking enemy minions and towers.

However, she no longer had any lifespan, life force, and Qi remaining. The minion suddenly shrank and transformed into a silver fur ball with a pair of eyes. She looked around in confusion before she grabbed her blades and proceeded forward.

Tentacles soon grew from the fur ball’s bottom. Cat ears came out, and her entire body turned into that of a cat.

MUNYA!

The swordswoman minion was now a sword-wielding catopus!

Miaomiao stared at the mutated minion with round eyes. Just now, he had stolen all life force from the minion and dumped excess Yang Qi inside her to complete the ascension ritual, but he accidentally converted her into a catopus instead.

Seeing how strange the ritual was, Miaomiao had an inspiration.

‘Can I breakthrough into the deity realm here? I need to devour life force from my dual cultivation partners, but I can’t kill my wives. I can kill my own minions, right?’