Chapter 567 – Miaomiao, the Talentless Cultivator?

Isolated Training Space

It had been 40 days after Miaomiao had taken over the stable from Nya-Nya. His progress went smoothly as he had been cultivating non-stop in the dantian space.

40 days in reality was 400 years in the Isolated Training Space! Miaomiao had gained such valuable time to get stronger!

“Sword Dao Sentinel… COME OUT!”

Kang Yan emerged from the embryo core on the top of a totem sword. Her crimson pupils contained overwhelming killing intent and Sword Qi.

“Spear Dao Sentinel… COME OUT!”

Ma Xingjuan also emerged from another embryo core of another totem halberd. She had the same pupils as Kang Yan, but she used Spear Qi instead of Sword Qi.

Miaomiao swiped his sweat on his forehead and admired their new look. Both women looked more refined, and their breast size increased by a centimeter. Their private parts were renewed as if they were adolescent virgin maidens.

He was proud of his fourth and fifth Dao Sentinels. Even his little brother stood erect to acknowledge his older brother’s achievement.

Ma Xingjuan hovered on top of the new element continent “Yin Yang Rain Cloud” while Kang Yan freely floated over her Golden Plasma Continent. Both women succeeded in becoming Miaomiao’s Dao Sentinels, following Xu Chu’s footsteps.

While he was ogling the two women’s naked spiritual bodies, Kang Yan and Ma Xianjuan flew toward Miaomiao.

“It feels strange, Miaomiao. Now, I can see another vision,” Kang Yan closed her eyes and she could see everything that Miaomiao in the real world could see.

Fortunately, Miaomiao didn’t share all five senses with his Dao Sentinels. Otherwise, they could have sensed his physical body and complicated their sex life.

“Well done. Now, you can start cultivating Primordial Yin Yang Providence Qi and boost your cultivation base. Also, if possible, you girls should try to form a dantian world since you’re both mortals. It will help you in the long run.”

Now, Miaomiao could directly transfer his Qi to the girls. With the abundant supply of Primordial Yin Yang Providence Qi, they should be able to grow faster.

Miaomiao also imparted his cultivation method to the girls. However, they had a question.

“If we form a dantian world inside us, what will happen to this place?”

“It stays the same,” Miaomiao shrugged.

“That’s… weird. It’s like there are worlds on top of other worlds.”

“That’s how Zenith Heaven Realm, Heaven Realms, Netherworld, and the universe work. There are layers over layers of worlds.”

Miaomiao lectured the girls about Adam’s cultivation methods. While he was at it, he rechecked the system. Unfortunately, Dion hadn’t finished upgrading and rebooting after 40 days in the real world. She sure took her time.

Another day in the space passed by, but it was only a split second in reality. Kang Yan and Ma Xingjuan already memorized everything from the jade slip that Miaomiao had given them. They returned to their totems.

Kang Yan’s totem continent shone in golden light while a plasma fog shrouded everything on the surface. Nine massive swords surrounded the largest tower, which stood another larger sword.

It was the shape of her Dao, aka the Dao of Sword Emperor. She lived by the swords!

On top of the sword totem, Yin Monarch, Yang Monarch, and Kang Dongfang rested there, watching over their master’s totem sword.

When Kang Yan arrived, she told them about the new cultivation method. Yin Monarch and Yang Monarch immediately agreed to become Kang Yan’s Dao Sentinels, but her father declined as he wished to continue being Kang Yan’s sword.

Kang Yan agreed. Then, the group started working on her dantian world, which had yet to be completed.

Meanwhile, Ma Xingjuan’s nine totems were made of nine platoons of black and white soldiers, wielding long metal spears. However, the main totem was a massive altar with a large statue of a military general on a warhorse, holding a halberd, whose forehead had been engraved with a Yin Yang diagram symbol.

When Ma Xingjuan returned to the totem, she gazed at Kang Yan in envy as she had no family member to congratulate her. She started missing her father, grandfather, and Ma Moxi.

Fortunately, a certain black catopus always rushed to her side to play with her. Nya-Nya latched on Ma Xingjuan’s shoulder and cutely rubbed her face against Ma Xingjuan’s face.

“Don’t be sad, Munya! Life is up and down, but you have friends, Munya!”

Ma Xingjuan faintly smiled. She swiped her eyes and scratched the kitty’s chin, “Haha, I’m glad I have you.”

“Munyaaaa… That’s the spot.”

“Hahahaha!”

Miaomiao observed the two women and sighed. They had a long way to go before they could reach Xu Chu or Xie Tian’s level since they also wasted their time building a firm foundation like him.

Still, because of their completed totem nascent souls, Miaomiao also acquired their power and Dao.

Miaomiao turned around. He opened his system menu and planned to summon strong clones to be his opponents to stabilize his foundation and adapt to the new powers.

Unfortunately, Dion had not finished updating. He couldn’t use the system for now.

“Haiz. Oh, well. Moving on to the next Dao Sentinel. Who should I use?”

Miaomiao wrote down a note on the ground to remind himself of each Dao Sentinel’s power, compound elements, and their primary Dao.

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[Dao Sentinel / Element List / Dao]

Xu Chu – Dark Ice of Primordial Yin – Dao of Corruption

Diaochan – Unholy Karma – Dao of Negative Karma

Chang’e – Moonlight Storm – Dao of Moon Goddess

Kang Yan – Golden Plasma Sword – Dao of Sword Sovereign

Ma Xingjuan – Yin Yang Rain Cloud Spear – Dao of War God

…

Miaomiao didn’t bother listing basic elements to the list as he could always recultivate and reform elemental crystals easily. He only recorded the best elements, which would be the main ingredients to form the Soul Formation, aka the 9th-stage of Adam’s mortal cultivation method.

According to Adam’s mortal cultivation method, Miaomiao needed nine Dao Sentinels of nine unique elements to complete an array of Soul Formation. The second arrays onward could be made later as Miaomiao only needed one set of the array to cultivate the Karmic Seraphim Constellation Method.

However, the sage realm required a perfect foundation! Miaomiao still needed a total of 81 Dao Sentinels in the end.

However, at the moment, he only completed five. He needed four more to complete the first array to fulfill one of the basic conditions to reach the immortal realm.

Fortunately, the foundation process could be reinforced at any stage of cultivation. Hypothetically, an immortal who had ascended with only one set of soul formation array could still form additional sets of soul formations. After all, they still needed to create new planets in their dantian to get stronger.

Even so, Miaomiao started having a headache. He felt like he was playing the Suikoden RPG Series, in which the protagonist needed to gather 107 allies to fight the bad guys.

‘If I include Xie Tian, Dian Wei, Meowmeow, and Nya-Nya, I can complete the first array, and I can rush to the 12th-stage in one sitting. But again, I still need to complete another 8 sets of arrays. Where can I find capable people to be my Dao Sentinels?’

Miaomiao glanced at Eurobeat, Sima Yi, Guo Jia, Liu Guang, and the dryads.

Miaomiao could use Liu Guang, but her Dao was a bit odd. He didn’t want to use her Pestilence Dao yet. Eurobeat also mastered the Dao of Sound, but she was tied to the system, so Miaomiao had to wait for the update to complete.

As for Sima Yi, he looked promising. The guy’s cultivation base also reached the Totem Nascent Soul with Nobunaga as his Dao Sentinel.

Though, after 400 years in dantian space, Sima Yi’s mental age grew, his physique remained the same. He ended up as an adult in a boy’s body. Nobunaga inside Sima Yi always urged the latter to start making babies or married the dryads. However, Sima Yi always ignored the request since he felt like having a family was annoying. But in the end, Sima Yi gave in and married three dryad warriors.

Meanwhile, Guo Jia took the orthodox path. He spent these 400 years completing his soul physique, and he reached the 9th-stage without trouble. Still, his cultivation future was very limited as he couldn’t ascend to the immortal stage.

In short, Guo Jia was not a good Dao Sentinel candidate.

‘So, I have Liu Guang, Sima Yi, and potentially Eurobeat since she knows the Dao of Sound. That makes it 12…’

The future looked troublesome. Miaomiao sighed again.

‘Meh. Fuck it. I’ll use whatever I have first. Next up, Dian Wei! I wonder what her Dao is.’

Currently, Dian Wei had already evolved and became an immortal dragon arachne by using Nero’s cultivation method. Her demi-spider appearance looked the same, but her skin was covered by metal dragon’s scales, which negated elemental Qi and basic Qi attacks. Her stamina and health regeneration rate were also improved.

Her cultivation method was also unique. Instead of cultivating only Qi, she cultivated extra dragon hearts.

She had already formed four dragon hearts by leeching Miaomiao Primordial Yin Yang Providence Qi. She got a lot stronger than before, but she was still weaker to Meowmeow in Nya-Nya in combat.

However, Dian Wei was still the top fighter among all immortal members due to her survivability and toughness. Unless all soul cores of Dian Wei were destroyed at the same time, she would never die!

Aside from Xie Tian and Xu Chu, Dian Wei was the only one who could defeat Meowmeow and Nya-Nya in battle!

Even in bed, Dian Wei was one of the few, who could outlast Miaomiao’s intense dual-cultivation sessions and random orgies. Dian Wei only fainted whenever Miaomiao had vented his frustration on her body or mindlessly sprayed his semen inside her non-stop.

If this was an RPG game, Dian Wei was a veteran tank.

If this was a Hentai, Dian Wei was a veteran semen tank.

After he had thought about the inter-species sex, it got hard again. Miaomiao snickered and licked his lips, preparing to take a short break once in a while.

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A year later in the Isolated Training Space, Miaomiao was satisfied using Dian Wei’s unique sexy body while the latter fainted. He walked out of Dian Wei’s house, but he forgot to cancel his spider transformation.

Miaomiao had separated his consciousness and body into two. One of them shape-shifted into a giant male spider while the other maintained his humanoid physique. Then, he used the spider hole and the human hole at the same time.

It sounded gross, but it was fun for him. He got to experience something unique, such as animal sex.

Unfortunately, his transformation scared the dryads. Xu Chu and Eurobeat beat him for using a weird transformation technique in public.

While Miaomiao in his giant spider form was being bonked by countless metal baseball bats, several system windows appeared before all Dao Sentinels and Miaomiao.

Dion finally finished rebooting and updated their information.

Miaomiao smiled as he could finally see his status menu after a long while.

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[Basic Information]

Name: Mao Miaomiao

Race: Demonic Seraphim

Cultivation Rank: Mid 8th Stage (Totem Nascent Soul – Five Dao Sentinels)

Potential Percentage: 180%

Role: Antagonist NPC

[Energy Pool]

Current Life Essence: 69 Sextillion Liters

Dantian Capacity: 69 Sextillion Liters

[Daily Energy Regeneration Rate]

Three percent of max dantian capacity per minute

[Dao List]

Dao of Plot Armor Plundering

Dao of Negative and Positive Karma

Dao of Space-Time

Dao of Slaughterer

Dao of Absolute Darkness

Dao of Shape-Shifting

Dao of Inter-Species Sex

Dao of Dual Cultivation

[Sentinel Dao List]

Dao of Corruption (Xu Chu)

Dao of Death Curse (Diaochan)

Dao of Moonlight Blessing (Chang’e)

Dao of Sword Sovereign (Kang Yan)

Dao of War God (Ma Xingjuan)

[Dao Sentinel / Element List]

Xu Chu – Dark Ice of Primordial Yin

Diaochan – Unholy Karma

Chang’e – Moonlight Storm

Kang Yan – Golden Plasma Sword

Ma Xingjuan – Yin Yang Rain Cloud Spear

[Elemental Crystals / Continents]

Holy Flame of Life

Holy Terra of Nature

Blight Blood of Pestilence

Yin Yang Storm of Extinction

Dark Semen of Corruption

Sacred Water

Tribulation Plasma

Unholy Darkness

Chrono

Gravity

Chaos

Chloro

Gold

Holy

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Upon checking the status menu, Miaomiao shook his head and complained out loud.

“I’m really talentless. I had several lives of experience, and I spent over 400 years cultivating without rest. And yet, I can only progress this much? If I were other protagonists, I would have completed my foundation and reached the immortal stage by now! Haiz.”

Meanwhile, Xu Chu, Ma Xingjuan, Kang Yan, Diaochan, and Chang’e rolled their eyes and retorted in their mind.

‘Who in the Heaven Realm can cultivate so many unique elements and have this massive dantian size?! You, a freaking mortal, have an entire universe inside you, yet, you call yourself talentless? Then, every cultivator in the universe is dog-shit!’