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The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire chapter 95

95 – Caught!

If you look back, you die.

A catchphrase commonly seen in outdated Japanese horror films.

Why does that phrase, which was so outdated that it was so old-fashioned, permeated so much into my bones today?

In fact, the reason was very clear.

”Hero… I’m just wondering, but are you all naked right now…”

”Yeah!”

Yeah! is frozen to death!

He almost passed out for a moment at the destructive power of that bold declaration, but he regained consciousness as he chewed his mouth roughly.

It was a fact that I could easily tell from the soft touch of my back that the hero who was hugging my body from behind was wearing nothing.

Did you just finish taking a bath a little while ago?

It was to the point that I could hear her heartbeat as it was from the hot skin that was soaked with light moisture and clung to my body.

In addition to this, the sweet body scent that the warrior’s golden hair gave off every now and then was thick enough to completely erase the existence of the strong aroma in the closed room from my mind.

Going crazy. really.

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Kwak.

A duvet cover roughly wrapped around the lower body. The hand that was tying the thick piece of cloth naturally gained strength.

At this moment, when I was thrown into a cage of hungry beasts, this was the only way I could protect myself.

”Yo, Yongsat! Ugh!”

It was the moment when I was about to ask the hero a series of questions by forcibly moving my hardened lips.

Clinging to my waist, the warrior carefully turned over, buried his face in my wing bone, and bit the area lightly.

”Haeup…”

”Wow! Oh, what a shame!”

One knee, which had lost strength due to an unexpected stimulus, bent unsightly, and now that the balance of the body had collapsed, it was impossible to stop the invasion of the warrior who relentlessly pecks around my shoulder.

”synthesis. Haeup. Chew. bup. Chun.”

”Hero! ah! Ah uh, ah…”

Lick and bite and lick and bite and lick and bite again.

The offensive of the warrior who did not even give me a chance to organize the thoughts in my head continued for a while.

It seems that he unconsciously tried to stop her by swinging his arm behind the window frame.

However, that insignificant resistance was destroyed too easily by the hero’s coercive response, who grabbed my wrist and firmly fixed it on my back.

dump.

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Just like a homicide detective who arrested a pickpocket on the spot, the warrior who had completely pinned my body to the floor and subdued me was sitting on top of me and wiped saliva from my mouth for a while.

”Bha. Huh, Huh! sorry! Father! He smelled the bride’s scent at close range! You can even see the priest’s sexy body right in front of your nose! Stop without knowing!”

”Ha, ah…”

We decided to postpone the discussion of whether biting and sucking for a long time while subduing a person was an act that could be done inadvertently.

It was because I had to make the warrior, who was riding on my slightly bent back and making a violent up-and-down movement with a body without a thread, come down as quickly as possible.

◈◈◈

”This is what happened!”

”····”

The warrior who sincerely explains to me the circumstances of the situation in the same way he was born.

Her enthusiasm was fully conveyed, but was it because her careless movements, which I could feel even with her eyes tightly closed, were accelerating my imagination in a bad direction?

The order of events seldom entered my mind.

By the time the commotion in the church gradually subsided, I could barely understand that the hero who had helped me when I had lost consciousness had moved me into the room where he was staying.

There was not much that could be saved from the chaotic sentences that poured out after that.

I lost my first kiss Even the first ring exchange was intercepted. never forgive Marriage is anyone’s choice. I cannot acknowledge that person as a saint. Now that this has happened, sympathy is mine. The bride is mine. no one can get in the way

Roughly, it seemed that the words in this context were blown up like a storm, but the form of the words was not perfect enough to adapt as it was if someone corrected that it had a completely different meaning.

”Whoa… Can I just take a sip of cold water… Hero…”

”Yeah! I’ll bring it to you soon!”

However, even if I suffered alone like this, it was clear that neither porridge nor food would be enough. First, I decided to moisten my neck.

In my heart, I wanted to tell the naked warrior to put on clothes right away.

This was impossible because of the hero who gritting his teeth and expressing his stubborn refusal when I tried to put on clothes.

”Here it is!”

”Yeah. thanks····.”

The liquid that the hero gave me vigorously was obviously cold, but it was not water.

The identity of the suspicious pink drink in an expensive crystal container was a high-end potion.

However, it was not made for the purpose of healing wounds, but it was made for the purpose of spurting insidious energy. so-called energizers.

I was able to recognize it right away because I had a memory of being handed a few of them at a meeting with high-ranking nobles the other day.

Did you say that even a dying old man can dance for three days and nights with just one drop?

I thought it was something that had nothing to do with me, so I sent it as a gift to a senior who said he would die because of the kids after his newlywed life had just ended.

A few days after that, receiving a letter from a senior saying he would definitely kill you was one of the few pleasant memories in my life.

”Come to think of it, I’m not very thirsty. You gave me the best sorry. Warrior.”

”oh! You did! Fine!”

Smiling awkwardly, he carefully put the potion in his hand on the floor.

What should I do?

A hand placed on the eyelid as a substitute for an eyepatch. I slightly opened the gap between them, and looked at the condition of the warrior sitting across from me.

It was obvious what he was expecting from me by his behavior, where he knelt down and twisted his body from time to time as if he were dancing.

I didn’t want to admit it, but I wanted to deny it as much as possible, but it seemed that there was no room for disagreement that the hero was anxious to have a physical relationship with me.

After all, it must have been that her strong affection for me ran out of control due to the saintess’ sudden action, leading to this tragedy.

I couldn’t even resent anyone.

The saintess’s sudden actions and the warrior’s desire to have such evil desires for me were all seeds of disaster that I sowed with my own hands.

”Kuh, kuhm! What are Apis and Dauna doing now? Looking at the ceremony, did everyone come here?’

In order to change the topic, and to ask for any help, I asked how my colleagues were doing.

Among my few acquaintances, they were the only ones with the ability to stop the hero.

It had been a long time since the expectation that the big team would stop the runaway of the sister had been abandoned.

Because Victim is a true younger brother who won’t even mind getting his hands dirty for the sake of his sister’s happiness.

Perhaps, even in this phase, his assistance was somewhat involved.

”Apis went out on a dragon, saying he was going to look for an empty wedding hall nearby! Downa heard me! Suddenly foaming and collapsing! I left it to the big team for a while!”

”okay····.”

It was right after that that the embers of hope that remained faintly within me were completely extinguished.

The big team is on the sidelines. Apis leaves. Downa is invincible.

Now that my comrades, who were so trustworthy on the battlefield, have become mere scarecrows, the dejection in my thoughts is indescribable.

”Please don’t worry! Father! I’ve got all the necessary prior knowledge in my head! No matter what particular sexual preference the bride has! I also finished the simulation in the brain so that everything can be substituted! Moreover, I realized once again how vast this world is! Whoops! There is no blind spot for me now!”

His eyes, which inadvertently went elsewhere to avoid the loud voice, caught the disturbing books scattered randomly on the floor.

From fresh pure love to dizzying humiliation. Among them, there were also rare books dealing with heterogeneity.

”Even if you have sadistic hobbies that you can’t bear to tell others about, it’s okay if it’s me! As a warrior, my body is as strong as polished steel! You can do whatever the priest wants! but! If your priest is inclined to be harassed by women, please give him some time to train his mind! Deliberately hurting the bride’s beautiful body! Big! Just imagining it breaks my heart! It feels like a hole in my heart! but! If you want, we will definitely overcome it as soon as possible! Just leave it to me!”

Eventually, it was around the time I was about to spit out the words that came to my mind in order to dissuade the warrior who jumped out of bed and spoke passionately at no time.

”Yo, hero… I’ve said it before… but at your age, it’s a very natural phenomenon to be interested in the body of the opposite sex… But, that kind of behavior is a bit more… after the body and mind mature…”

”You did it with the saintess—!”

That wavering voice was cold and sharp enough to freeze my clear consciousness in an instant.

”if not! Does the priest prefer bad women like the saint? me too! I can do bad things well! Just the other day, trash that fell on the side of the road was left unattended for 30 seconds! I even crossed the street without raising my hand on a busy roadside with large carriages! In the end, I couldn’t find the owner of the money I found on the street, and I donated it to a nearby orphanage!”

”Yo, hero…”

”When the priest kissed my hand, I was very happy to jump! I felt like I had the whole world! But after seeing the saintess and the priest kissing each other and exchanging rings, it’s painful… It was just painful… It was insanely painful… For the first time in my life, I thought that I really wanted to kill someone… To point a sword at the saintess… As a hero, I committed an atrocity that would never be forgiven…”

”····”

At the end of that lame complaint, my hand, which had been covering my eyes, quietly landed on the bamboo stick.

Only then did the warrior’s expression come into my field of vision.

Even though the red traces around her eyes hadn’t been erased, the sight of her trying to create a clumsy smile by forcibly crumpling her face was just devastating.

How long have you been crying?

Such a stupid question passed through my mind for a moment, but a series of foolish realizations quickly erased the sinful thought.

From the moment he saw the saintess and I making love, the hero’s tears must have never stopped.

”Yo, warrior! Even if you hear that you are disqualified as a hero, I have nothing to say! ha, but! Even if it’s a saint, I’m sorry for the priest! Black! Oh no! uh black! I hate him! I hate it! oops! Hmm! I hate those who try to take my bride away from me, and I hate them so much that I can’t stand it! Awesome! Ugh! Turn it off!”

Even if he tried to control the sadness he had endured, he could not control it.

A child whose head is still intact and only the body is covered.

It was an unconscious act that my hand, which was about to relentlessly push her away, suddenly pulled her into a hug.

It was an evil impulse that came from the heart, not the head.

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