83 – Angry Blowfish

”Lady. Talk to me for a moment…”

”no. I’m busy right now.”

I tried drying my face several times, but there was no sign that my restless heart would calm down.

It was okay until I ran into a robber on the way out.

It was a mere petty crime that would disappear on its own if you handed over all the money and goods in your pocket, and that amount of money was nothing considering that it was wages to cover up the saintess’ true identity.

However, the moment I was about to hand over all the money and goods I had to the thief, the saintess’ sudden act of snatching the ring box into my grasp ruined the smooth course of things.

The horrific sight was still vivid to this day.

The robber, who was suddenly intercepted with the money and goods he was supposed to be handed over to, suddenly showed his anger and brandished a knife at the saintess.

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Just when I tried to block his sword attack with my hand, the dazzling flash of light and explosions emitted from the saintess caused untimely commotion in the otherwise quiet street.

Fortunately, thanks to the fact that she was removed from the spot immediately after the accident occurred, the saintess’ unauthorized outing was exposed to the public, and I was able to stop the ambassadors.

There was a problem with one big lump that he couldn’t bear to leave behind in the chaos.

”Lady. Please stop joking around and quickly bring this person back to normal…”

”later. I’m busy.”

The robber who tried to wield the sword was frozen in the same posture. No, I glanced at the robber and begged the saintess for a long time.

Unfortunately, the saintess was obsessed with fixing the ring box she had stolen from me, so she didn’t seem to have the slightest intention to listen to me.

The security of the robber was honestly not that important.

What I’m concerned about right now is the fact that, as far as I know, the saintess is the only person in this system who can bring a living human into this state.

The only thing that could not be left unattended was the witness and evidence that such a saintess went out without permission.

It might be one way to hide him in a place where there are few people around for a while, but in the current system where the floating population exploded with the blessing ceremony right around the corner, there were very few places where people could not see him.

If you bury it deep in the ground, or if you put it at the bottom of a lake, you’ll be relieved to some extent.

I was reluctant to do such an extreme method, as it made me feel like a murderer plotting the dumping of corpses.

Therefore, among the means I could choose now, the only way to avoid having to shed blood was to persuade the saintess wholeheartedly, who was the culprit of this mess and also the person who had a solution to turn the situation around.

”ha····. Please give me that…”

Before persuading the saintess, we decided to sort out the factors that hindered her concentration.

I didn’t think it was too much of a big deal that the saintess was suddenly interested in the ring box I was wearing.

It’s been a while since the saintess showed interest in my personal items and tried to steal them.

5 pairs of gloves. 7 handkerchiefs. 2 fountain pens. 3 notebooks.

It must be the number of daily necessities that the saintess has taken away from me.

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Just a few days ago, my coat had been taken away, so the priest’s uniform I’m wearing right now is just a spare one prepared separately by the nun.

Even though I could have a new one if I needed it, I had no idea why they were trying to steal mine.

It was not so uncommon for children in their growing years to suddenly become greedy for material things.

Sometimes I returned things I got tired of playing with.

It was never an evil that I couldn’t handle.

but.

”Oh, no! mine!”

The strange behavior of the saintess, who turned her body around and asserted her strong will to resist, was enough to stir up a disturbing storm in my thoughts.

”Holy Maid… Please give me that…”

”no! No! won’t give it! mine!”

A suspicious man narrowing the distance little by little toward a girl who is groaning in a dim back alley.

It was so obvious how my current appearance would be reflected in the eyes of others. I had to finish the work as quickly as possible.

”Give that here! Quickly!”

”no! go away! don’t give me mine!”

”If you want a toy or jewelry to play with! I’ll buy you any number later! Give me that ring box! Holy Maiden!”

”no!”

”Well na! When you say nice things! Bring it here!”

”Haap!”

”!?”

It happened in an instant.

The saintess, who did not budge even from my resolute words, suddenly swallowed the ring box in her hand and covered her mouth with both hands.

That series of actions felt very cute, like watching a hamster with a full food bag.

Because the situation was the situation, instead of softening my heart, only mixed feelings went ahead.

”Stop, saintess! What are you doing! You put such dirty things in your mouth! hurry! Do it! Wow!”

”Mmm! mmm!”

I tried to induce the saintess to spit out the ring box in her mouth by squeezing her soft cheeks that swelled like dumplings with her hands.

The resistance of the saintess, who even showed her will to fight to the death, was quite strong.

I couldn’t even imagine the tragedy that would happen if the news that she had brought the ring box that she had been carrying all day and even dropped on the floor once into her holy mouth reached her ears.

I couldn’t give up as much as this time.

How long did such a dizzying scuffle last?

Around the time the saintess, who had just finished evolving from a cute hamster into an angry blowfish, let out a silent scream with her eyes tightly closed.

”Ughhh!!”

Light pink lips tightly closed. I was able to succeed even in creating a small entrance by sticking my fingers into the edge in the form of a forefinger.

”Baby! dear! Whoops! Ummm!”

”I really want…”

Then, ruthlessly ignoring the resistance of the saintess struggling desperately in my arms, I pressed my finger deeper into it.

It seems that even the saintess couldn’t bear to bite my fingers. Sometimes, all she could do was push my fingers with her tongue.

It wasn’t long before my fingers, which had reached the saintess’ throat, found the target they were looking for.

done!

It was at that moment that the voice of admiration echoed in my heart.

”Ugh!?”

Shararak!

The unidentified chain reappeared. The magical chain of light that had completely suppressed my body’s freedom the other day wrapped around my body in an instant and rescued the saintess from danger.

dump!

”Stop, saintess!”

”huh!”

The appearance of his slender arms raised vigorously in an L shape reminded me of Mr. Olympia’s bodybuilder.

What that majestic attitude was manifesting to me was clear.

I won!

The saintess was telling me that.

If there had been a referee to judge the current battle, it was clear that he would have vehemently protested against the petty foul committed by the saintess.

Unfortunately, this is a dark alley. A stage without so-called rules.

There was no way there would be anyone who could reprimand the saintess for her outrageous behavior.

”ha····. I see····. I lost. I’ll give it to the saintess. ‘Cause I’ll never take it away Please release this for now…”

”········Hingja?”

”Yeah? Ah yes. Really.”

”Hingjjaro hingjja?”

”Really real.”

The saintess, who was at eye level with me who was clinging to the floor like a caterpillar, suddenly grabbed both of my cheeks and looked into my eyes slowly.

yet.

Bash City.

laughed

she

The saintess laughed.

It took a considerable amount of time for my brain to fully recognize that extremely obvious fact.

I’ve seen the saintess get angry or tear up from time to time.

Stomping, biting, stomping, puffing cheeks.

I have also witnessed the way I express my feelings implicitly.

However, this was the first time in name and reality that I had seen the saintess with such a bright smile.

In fact, it may not be a big deal.

Even the saintess should be a human with emotions, and she would laugh sometimes.

But why?

It was ominous. No, it would be more appropriate to say that it is unusual.

Anxiety, as if I had realized too late that I had chosen the wrong path at a fork in the road from which I could never return, was constantly stirring up my thoughts.

”Seo… the saintess…?”

The chains entangling my body soon all faded away, but I still couldn’t budge.

Like the poor frog thrown in front of a tongue-flicking snake, everything that makes up a human being, body, mind, no, me, has all stopped.

That’s how my brain, which had all the seams rusted, started working again.

”Ohh! A priest who looks like a lot of money! A woman who looks younger than she looks! boss! I think this number is great!”

It was the moment when I felt that the frivolous voice from behind was accompanied by an incalculable number of footsteps.

”Oh oh! It’s definitely great! hey! Handsome brother over there! If you don’t want to die, take out everything you own and get out of here! Oh, leave the girl behind!”

Even without looking back, it was easy to guess from the stereotypical dialogue that they were a group of scoundrels common in back alleys.

”hey! I didn’t hear you! Give me all your money and get out of here! Then I’ll save your life!”

It’s a big deal. It was Satan. It’s an emergency.

If this happens, everyone will die.

”Puhahahaha! It’s an art to look so scared! Great! Don’t know if you can run? but! It’s all saengnims in priestly clothes! What!”

not me

they.