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The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire chapter 74

74 – A small crisis. big crisis. (Amendment)

It was clear that he had been mad for a while.

An unknown old man whom he met by chance on the top of the bell tower, drunkenly drunk.

One piece of advice I received from the father-in-law.

If you are worried about women who are constantly flirting with you, the root of the problem is that you listened to the nonsense saying that they have someone else to marry and draw a line.

It was a clever enough ploy to be sure that if the accident had been intact, it would be dismissed as nonsense and forgotten within a day.

My brain at the time when I was drenched in alcohol and became a drunkard was in no way able to make the right decision.

When I came to my senses, I already had an expensive pair of rings in my hands that I had purchased through direct payment without installments.

Even though I like alcohol, my only pride was that I never made a single mistake while drinking.

Another small scratch took its place in my self-esteem that I thought there was no more space left.

”What about this…”

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Kik-kike-kike.

He folded and bloomed his pathetic ring box several times, and murmured remorseful words to himself.

The enthralled warrior is now quietly enshrined in my room.

The nuns, who had been bombarding me with endless questions with a momentum reminiscent of a school of carp in front of food, also succeeded in tying me up and sending me back safely.

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Just like when an earthquake strikes and aftershocks come soon after.

It was inevitable that my heart would become heavier as I was foreseeing the future tragedies that would occur based on such incidents.

Of course, I earnestly asked the nuns not to go anywhere to talk about what happened today.

I knew all too well how hungry they were to talk about love between a man and a woman, who were suppressed by stoic laws.

It seemed obvious that rumors that I had a lover to marry would soon spread throughout the monastery.

However, even if I thought about it for a while with my brow furrowed, there was no way I could come up with an alternative solution to the situation.

”For now, let’s turn off the urgent fire first…”

After thinking about it, I decided to put aside the inevitable problems for now and resolve the difficulties I faced first.

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”Where and what the hell are you doing now?”

”I’m sorry…”

The nun’s rebuking voice harshly pinched my conscience.

No matter how unavoidable there were circumstances, it was an undeniable fact that I showed up much later than the originally scheduled time.

Regrettably, the constant recitation of sincere apologies was the greatest sincerity I could show.

”sorry. Sister. Actually, that’s…”

”The smell of cigarettes…”

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Just then, a cool voice reminiscent of a sharp awl instilled tension in my consciousness, which had been loose for a moment.

”Priest… Have you ever smoked…?’

”Yes? ah! That, that’s…”

”Please answer my questions honestly. Were you holding a cigarette in your mouth just a moment ago?”

”···· Tea, tea?”

”ha····.”

The nun’s sigh was heavy enough to make me wonder if the ground was going to collapse.

A nun gently puts her hand between her wrinkled eyebrows.

That series of actions meant that the nun’s feelings were extremely uncomfortable.

”Priest. Didn’t I ask you to? Smoking and drugs are blasphemous acts that defile the holy body bestowed by God Himself on human beings. He said he changed his mind belatedly and succeeded in quitting smoking, so I thought it was quite good. To reach out again to such disrespect. What on earth are you trying to do if the saintess smells bad too? Aren’t you ashamed of your own child who will be born in the distant future?”

It must have been that the smell of cigarettes wafting from my body was quite annoyed.

Suddenly, with her arms crossed, the nun, who was revealing her uncomfortable feelings to the whole world, shot arrows at me with sharp words.

It was as if he was watching the insider swearing at the wrongs of the outsider.

‘The future husband must have suffered quite a bit.’

It was to the point that I had such an rude thought in my mind.

It seemed to me that it was a wandering thought caused by the wedding ring that I had tinkered with countless times all the way here.

In the middle of a scolding, thinking that would make the corners of your mouth droop like this could be seen as an act of suicide.

He secretly bit his lower lip to shake off his thoughts.

”Since the priest came a little late, I prepared a new stew that had cooled down. Thanks to that, the temperature of the stew will be quite hot right now, so please be very careful when feeding it to the saintess. Moreover, it is not uncommon in recent years to hold non-preferred foods such as bell peppers in one’s mouth, spit them out, and then hide them under the bowl. Please don’t just let it go if you put it in your mouth, but check carefully to see if you’ve swallowed it properly by chewing it.”

”Ah yes····.”

The image of the nun handing me the food plate and reciting the matters to be careful of, one by one, was the image of a mother who was very excited about sending her child to an orphanage for the first time.

”Looking at it now, the neck, sleeves, and hair of the priest’s robe are messy. I’ll tidy it up for you. Please wait a moment.”

”Ah, no, until you need to…”

”Stay.”

Since I was holding the food tray, I took a slight step back to avoid the nun who was trying to tidy up my appearance in place of me, whose freedom of both hands was sealed.

Such an attempt ended in failure due to the clever response of the nun, who followed my sluggish movements and quickly closed the distance in my direction.

”If you are the exclusive servant of a saintess, you should always keep your appearance in perfect order. Keep in mind. The priest’s demeanor is directly related to the saintess’ reputation.”

Since I was born a man too, I have imagined a few awkward situations where my newlywed wife would replace my tie every week.

Even if you glanced down just a little bit, you could easily realize that the current situation was clearly far from what I said earlier. I was just messing around.

A cold gaze that doesn’t even feel the slightest emotion. Businesslike hand movements, as if repeatedly emphasizing to me that he was just calmly carrying out the work in front of him.

If the negative ions had not been offset by the negative ions of her breasts, which shimmered with her original grandeur even through the thick habit, the situation was so cramped that it would feel like it would not be strange to be short of breath and choked.

”Father, you should be more aware of your eminent position.”

”No, I might quit in a week anyway.”

”Please don’t talk nonsense.”

As if to warn a student who is distracted during class, the nun suddenly pinched my ear.

The reason the nun reacted so sensitively to the request to leave the company, which can be said to have become a habit of mine, was no different.

In front of the warrior who boasted that he would recruit me into the warrior party again after the conferment ceremony.

Then, until the end of the conferment ceremony, whether it was okay to clearly recognize that I belonged to the Vatican was a cunning trick that skillfully penetrated the gaps in the conversation.

The nun who had succeeded in tying me back to the audience room until the blessing ceremony was over had recently been obsessed with nailing me here.

”I’ll never quit.”

”hahahaha····. No, you’re kidding too much…”

Like that, I felt like the conversation I had to catch my breath was rather strangling my throat.

I decided to throw out the question I had been hiding.

”Rather than that, how is the saintess’s condition…?”

”Why are you suddenly asking about the saintess’ condition?”

”No, maybe you got a little upset because I came late… I wonder if you’ve become a little bit uncomfortable… Just a little bit of that! I’m a little worried.”

”ah. That’s what you were talking about… I also thought that something was wrong with the saintess’ health…”

”There is no way that the body of the saint who is always by her side and helping her wholeheartedly will have abnormalities. under. hahahaha····. That, so… How are you…?”

It was around the time that a vague sense of relief in my heart was about to rise like mosquito repellent in the somewhat relaxed atmosphere.

”You’re so pissed off.”

Right after that, I almost dropped the tray I was holding onto the floor with a shock that felt like my heart was pierced.

Thanks to the nun’s arm balancing my body before it was too late, I was able to safely pass that small crisis.

Although the great crisis still remained intact.

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