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The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire chapter 69

69 – Cigarettes

If you are a well-to-do adult, there will be certain actions you must refrain from in front of minors.

Couple fights. If you are a teacher, corporal punishment is excessive. If you’re a college student, drinking too much might be a case in point.

However, if someone asked me about an act that should be taboo most fundamentally among them, I would answer without hesitation.

called smoking.

”It’s only one cigarette…”

”Yeah!”

The warrior staring at me with bright eyes as I was rolling tobacco leaves with a mixed heart.

There seemed to be no doubt that there was an armful of savage anticipation in those innocent eyes.

I don’t know if I’m a decent adult by the standards of this world.

In front of a warrior of my age who deserves to be called a girl by my standards, who have not completely shaken off the values of the previous world.

The reason why I was manufacturing cigarettes with my own hands was no different from when I last smoked them.

”Warrior. Because even now it’s not too late Can you change it to something else… ”

”That’s right! You made a promise!”

”No, tell me that the way I smoke is such a big deal. Think carefully. There is nothing that falls to the warrior. yes! Tonight, how about going to see a play together at a theater around here?’

”That’s it! Where is that! Unjust! This is an unfair treatment! What I want to see is not a play, but a priest with a cigarette in his mouth! Moreover, not just the two of us, but all together! It’s not even worth talking about!”

A despondent, mournful voice repeatedly pierced my heart.

I knew all too well how heinous it was to give and take away.

Because I also had a front line that I couldn’t yield to. He was not going to give up easily in his attempt to placate her.

In exchange for allowing me freedom of body, what the hero asked me was to show me smoking.

In fact, this isn’t the first time the hero has made such a request.

Ever since the day I confessed to the hero that I was a heavy smoker when I was young.

By any chance, if you have a picture of that time, could you tell me what kind of cigarettes you smoked?

The warrior-sama, who clung to me like a leech and threw an endless barrage of questions, soon came to begging me to avoid smoking.

Apparently, the fact that I boasted that no one would see me with a cigarette in my mouth, at least not one here in the monastery, seems to have piqued her curiosity.

For me, who had never expected the situation to reach this point, it was just a headache.

”You made my heart so hot and you didn’t take responsibility for it! You are too cruel! Are you playing with me! Father! That’s all I’ve heard! Are you kidding me!”

”I lost. I’ll do it. Please lower your voice.”

I didn’t feel it was intentional, but that’s why the more vicious warrior’s roaring threats were enough to break my determined will.

Like that, now that I had succumbed to that colossal external pressure, I had no choice but to quietly pick up the cigarette kit in front of my eyes.

Ah, this musty yet light feeling. How many years has it been?

”Where else did you get the handmade cigarette kit of the brand I used to use by air…? It was discontinued a long time ago, so it must be hard to find now…”

”I earnestly ask those who took on the role of my attendant! It was airlifted in one day!”

”ah····.”

Unable to refuse a request from the strongest being in the system, he paused for a while to appreciate the hard work of the attendants who had to suddenly become Stevan Gevanni.

”I’m really…”

”Oh oh! indeed! That’s how it’s made!”

As I was making cigarettes in front of minors while wearing priestly clothes, my head, which was already dizzy from the hangover, pounded even more.

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I put the filter and tobacco leaves on the roller, tucked the paper right under it, and rolled it up.

In all these years, I hadn’t even smelled the smoke, let alone smoked it.

Looking at my fingers skillfully finishing the cigarette without paying close attention, it seems that my body still retains the memories of that time intact.

”If you start smoking after this, you should never do that. You know?”

”Please hold on to your worries! My concern is to see the priest smoking a cigarette! It’s not the cigarette itself! On the contrary, I wonder why there are so many people who are so impatient that they can’t bite the terrible thing!”

”You don’t have to think about it that deeply. I believe that people who only have something to boast about are smoking cigarettes because they want to brag about it to others.”

”Hmm? I’m not sure, but is it similar to wanting to inadvertently breathe on a cold day?”

”hahahaha, you saw it correctly.”

”Oh oh! Indeed! By the way! Father! They say that even the saintess has never seen a priest smoking a cigarette! Is that really true!”

”Yeah····. Is that so…? I haven’t even held a cigarette in my hand since the day I first put on my priestly uniform.”

”okay! First time! I am! I am the bride’s first! hehehehe····.”

What is so interesting about the sight of Ajaebi, who missed her marriage, not smoking?

It was around the time that the hero, who was so excited for reasons I had no clue about, was occasionally twitching his upper body as if he couldn’t control his excitement.

little bit

Let me close the edge of the neatly rolled up paper with a spit.

After squeaking, the distinctive, resentful noise of when a person’s weight was overweight on an old bed passed by my ears once.

gulp.

Right after that, in a room where only the sound of opening and folding papers echoed faintly, an insidious sound that fell out of nowhere added a grain of impurities to my consciousness that was enjoying the silence.

”Hero?”

What my gaze, inadvertently chasing after the source of the sound, caught the hero’s face, which turned red like ripe autumn leaves.

”Ah, ah…”

The inside of the wall, which swayed restlessly like the rolling waves, was firmly fixed on the side of the cigarette I had finished with saliva.

”Oh, sorry. warrior. Were you a little bored? It’s a habit, so I stop without realizing it.”

There was nothing like spitting to join rolled cigarettes together.

Usually, it is common to use a soft adhesive like water glue, but it can smell bad in cigarettes, and it was also quite annoying.

Whenever I roll a homemade cigarette, I always end it with spit.

I had fully expected that my face, tongue flicking on paper, would look quite unsightly in the eyes of others.

Perhaps it was because I hadn’t smoked in a long time, I completely forgot the fact that the warrior was here.

”Poetry, Father…”

”Yeah?”

”Poem, if you’ll excuse me, that cigarette. Would it be all right if I asked you just once?”

”Yes?”

That bold suggestion, like the fluttering of a butterfly’s wings, inflated its size into a huge storm in an instant in my thoughts.

”No! It can’t be! I decided to show you smoking, because you just watched me, so I conceded a lot and gave you permission!”

”Well, how about that! Ha, just once! Because even once is fine! I’ll just bite it with my teeth!”

”No! I cannot concede this much! I won’t tolerate a hero smoking a cigarette, even if dirt gets in my eyes!”

”Then nothing can be done! No, only the tip! How can it be wrong to just lick the tip!?’

”Hero!!!”

That earnestness was like watching a person in distress in the desert find an oasis.

”how much! How much can I give you! good! bite with teeth! I don’t even want to lick it with my tongue! If only you would allow me to smell the surface! future! All of my property that I decided to give back to society! all! I’ll give it to the bride!

”Yo, warrior. calm down!”

”If it’s not enough, I’ll give you something for the big team!”

”!?”

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Just then, a noise came from outside the door, as if something large had fallen to the floor.

Right now, I don’t have the mental capacity left to devote my consciousness to such trivial elements.

At this moment, the hero who said he would be satisfied just by watching me smoke is suddenly showing great interest in cigarettes for reasons unknown to me.

Right now, in my head, other than the noble sense of duty to keep this cigarette away from her, I couldn’t find any emotion.

The opponent is that warrior. There was no ability to overcome it by force.

The fact that this confrontation is taking place was only possible because the hero was reluctant to take the cigarettes from me by force.

However, it is unknown how long such hesitation will last.

I had to make a decision as quickly as possible.

great. More than this!

profit. profit.

”Ahhh!!”

He quickly lit a match and hurriedly transferred the flames to the tip of the cigarette in his mouth.

At most, it was just lighting a cigarette.

The sense of accomplishment that swayed in my thoughts now rivaled the thrill Prometheus must have felt when he usurped fire from the gods.

”aaa!!!”

”Huh!”

It had been a long time, and the cigarette smoke that had been pushed into his lungs very quickly was very toxic.

It was to the point where I felt that my throat had been cooked, and that my lungs had been scorched.

” Coke! Coke!”

Because.

At the time, when I was repeating only vulgar coughs one after another, I couldn’t bear to know.

I didn’t realize that someone was overhearing a fragment of the conversation between me and the hero.

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