38 – verbal abuse

”apis····. it’s okay····?”

As if running away from the shop, they crossed the main street and reached the nearby park, but Apis’s resentment showed no signs of subsiding.

The table and magic tools that Apis broke were paid for cheaply by the generous store owner, saying that he had a good tour after a long time.

An unknown adventurer who flirted with Apis without even noticing was persistently blocking our way.

Like the bully from before, I suddenly decorated it on the wall, and he quickly became quiet.

So, it seemed clear that if Apis’ mood was relieved, everything would end smoothly.

”Hee, hee hee!”

Was it quite embarrassing to have her private parts exposed to the world?

The sight of Apis with her face buried in her lap and her legs clasped in her arms is complemented by the occasional mournful cry.

It felt like watching a poor child who had lost her mother in a large mart, and it was truly pitiful.

”Oh, it can’t be helped… Black! In my hometown, men didn’t even come close to me because of the color of my hair… hehehe! By the time I got kicked out of the village after having a big fight with the elder, I had already passed 300 years of age…”

How long has it been since the complaining that I don’t know who was asking to hear resonated like a ringing song?

Finally, Apis raised her head.

”I know you’ll die if you go somewhere and talk about this! Especially if you tell the hero and Dauna, they’ll tear you limb from limb! Okay!?”

Although the words shot at me as I raised my head were quite ugly.

”apis····. In the eyes of Apis, do I look like a person with the courage to go around bragging about whether or not an acquaintance of mine is a virgin…?”

”I’m saying this because I look good for an idiot who accidentally spills a secret during everyday conversation!”

”····indeed.”

I inadvertently nodded my head at Sun’s point on the day when I accurately penetrated the essence of human beings.

Actually, I secretly realized that Apis was secretly writing his own children’s book, and inadvertently revealed the secret story he swore to carry to his grave while drinking with his colleagues.

Apis’ pen name at the time, ‘Princess of Cherry Tomatoes’, came to mind while eating cherry tomatoes and thoughtlessly brought it up.

Right after that, Apis ran rampant, saying that after killing you, I would die too. The entire party except for me had to do everything in their power to stop it.

After all, the best sharpshooter in the system. You’ve gone too far in getting the pulse of the conversation.

”Until all human beings who know what’s going on today die a natural death, I won’t even go near this city for the next hundred years…”

”It will be useless… Judging by the cheers of those people earlier, they seemed to be passing on today’s work to their own children’s children… Perhaps, even after two hundred years or so, Apis will be remembered in history as a legendary virgin, unprecedented in this archipelago…”

”Shut up!?”

”Heuk!”

I was in awe every time I saw it.

Even though the corners of her eyes were stained with tear marks, and even though the reckless act of raising her feet roughly took away her arms, the dreamy beauty unique to the elves did not fade in the slightest.

No, rather, the traces of those tears melted and imbued her with a drop of pitiful beauty in her appearance as if she was watching a violent fire.

The words that if you were a little careful, or at least less shy, decent men would line up, came up to your throat.

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Knowing full well that advising Apis to fix his tough personality is no different than telling a male lion to shave his mane, he just opened his mouth.

”you too! it’s you! That’s my girl there! If you’re going to come out saying, don’t stutter! I want to be embarrassed! Did you see the look on that bastard’s face as he twisted you up and down when you grabbed that nasty bastard’s hand!? You look down on me!”

”No, it would have been obvious that Apis would have eaten him if he hadn’t done that, so I just spit it out…”

”A guy like that is cheap even if he loses it! As soon as you know I’m a virgin, you can tell just by looking at the way I waddle around with my philtrum stretched out! ugh! creepy! No matter how kin it is! Don’t cover them up!”

”apis····. I’ve said it before. We humans don’t have a strong sense of belonging to the species like the elves. It is not uncommon for blood relatives born and raised in the same boat to fight each other with knives. Wouldn’t it be correct to see each human being as a different race, a stranger who only looks the same?”

”Then, why are you frantic about not being able to save such raw people!?”

”It’s a bad habit.”

Apis, who hated being looked down on by someone more than dying, always disapproved of me, who had a habit of bending over when dealing with people.

It’s easy for people with a rough temperament to get along with, and even those who aren’t like that naturally become rough after going through several death hurdles, because it’s the job of an adventurer.

I am even aware of the fact that I am a very frustrating and troublesome alien species, even if I start talking to the opponent who puts a knife to my throat right away.

so that.

It’s always common between us for the smart Apis to scold me for being indecisive in everything.

The elegant atmosphere created by a cafe with few people. Like the occasional noise of life in a cozy house.

It’s safe to say that it’s our daily life, where our hearts feel at ease just by listening to each other’s voices.

”More than that! you! I’m sure you didn’t really go around doing male prostitute stuff!”

”Does that sound come out even when you look at my appearance from earlier…”

”hahahaha! That’s right!”

Between conversations, soft laughter began to seep out.

The taste of Apis slapping my back was quite harsh, but far from being unpleasant, I felt excited as if I had met a friend from the same country.

”I am! That’s it! Downa, it’s because it’s talking nonsense! This must be kidnapping! The people of the Vatican are using sex slaves to relieve their sexual desires! What do you say! Because you say such random bullshit without thinking! Isn’t this kind of Satan flying!”

”I was wondering who the hell was the first to come up with that absurd misunderstanding… Downa is still the same.”

”right!? So then! My body told me to tingle! Not even a girl of the right age! Even after marriage, where else in the world would there be a crazy woman who would spend a lot of money just to eat a rich man who has passed the age of marriage!”

”Ah, aside from that, even Apis seemed to believe that I was a male prostitute until I rose to prominence in chastity, didn’t you?”

”Wow!”

”What did you say… If I remember right, I’m sure I’m only that much to you…”

”Oops! Aww! Forget this! Forget it right away! This bastard is going to burn!”

”Gagging, gagging! Wait! apis! pit of the stomach! My name is a little bit!”

Continuing the conversation several more times, they calmly sorted out the misunderstandings between the two that were entangled like the power cords behind the computer.

”So, the reason your name wasn’t on the list and the nun who served as the waitress treated you as someone who didn’t belong in the monastery seems to be because the Vatican didn’t like you, so you intentionally hid your identity. Is that the sound?”

”Yeah. Maybe.”

Not sure, but at least that’s what I thought.

My Name. Regis Rowville.

Among them, the surname Reiges is a surname mainly used by orphans without parents.

For the Holy See to be openly known to the public that the saintess’s exclusive guardian priest, whom she personally chose, was from a humble orphan, it would be a very pitiful thing for the Vatican, who is obsessed with honor.

Even when the fact that I unintentionally revived Priest La Novel spread widely around here, without specifying my true identity, only rumors that the exclusive possession of a saint had created a miracle spread.

Because of this, in order to uncover the secret identity of the former, some newspapers hired a clan that made a living through stealth, and even ransacked the monastery, and I had heard from the nuns at first glance.

It is said that the misfortune of revealing my identity did not happen thanks to the fact that Priest La Novel, whose mental state had become very abnormal around that day, thoroughly clamped down on the engagement of the fiancées and actively led the crackdown on information that I did not order.

Therefore, those who know that I am the exclusive possession of the saintess are, within this system, high-ranking priests and several officials who participated in the coronation ceremony, as well as six or seven aristocratic daughters who are the fiancées of Priest La Novel.

And Apis was the only one.

”Hmm. But, something like that… Well, no. It’s a problem that you’ll naturally find out when you take you to the Vatican and attack the suspicious part later.”

”hahahaha····.”

Should I say that this is strong? Should I say there is no solution?

When faced with a problem, you always have the same personality of bumping into it and seeing it.

”Then, why did you walk around outside with a leash on a leash with some nun?”

”Oh, that’s because I had some circumstances, so I ventured a little bit of a great escape of tears, but I was caught on the way, so I stopped…”

”Ugh, burns…”

how long has it been like that

Apis, with a fresh face that seems to have shaken off all the pensiveness of his thoughts, spoke to me.

”great! So, when do you think you can come back here? Is it around the end of the blessing ceremony? hahahaha! The hero will be very surprised! Downa and Big Team too! Especially the brave guy! Let’s find you…”

I brought out the subtle smile I had prepared for Apis’ words and responded in a low voice.

With such a low volume that even the candles on the birthday cake could not be extinguished. in a quiet tune.

I resolutely recited a breath containing my firm will.

”apis. I’m telling you anyway.”

Right after that, Apis’ cheerful expression lost its warmth and gradually hardened.

”I have no intention of returning to the warrior party.”

followed by

”Furthermore, I don’t want to see the face of the hero again for the rest of my life.”

It didn’t take long for Apis’ white face to distort into fierce anger at my profane verbal abuse.