134 – Intruder (3)

About tens of minutes before the moment the Reiges started fighting.

Warrior. Downa. apis.

In the room where the female members of the warrior party gathered together, an unexpected hearing was taking place.

”So you had sex! Didn’t you! Be sure to do something!”

Dauna, who raised her voice with all her might, pushed the hero hard.

However, the warrior, heavily armed with a bright smile that could not find any idle thoughts, did not budge even in such a harsh offensive of Downa.

”Well! I’m repeating it, but I can’t remember what happened back then! But to the bride who didn’t wear any clothes! Similarly, after being hugged without any clothes on! I vaguely remember spending a very enchanting time with the priest!”

”What, what!”

Dauna shuddered and was frightened when she saw the hero embroidering absurd remarks one after another with innocent eyes like a child.

If left unattended, it would almost certainly lead to catastrophe.

Apis, who couldn’t see it, opened her mouth.

”I won’t, Downa, you’re really persistent too…’ Didn’t it turn out that the hero is still clean by touching the prominence of chastity? Why are you so impatient that you can’t hang on to problems that have already been completed?’

”apis! Do not intervene! This is a problem between me and the hero!”

Using the head of the warrior sitting on the floor as a desk, Apis supported the warrior with his elbow resting on his chin.

I must have felt bad for Apis’ behavior, using my head as a support.

soggy. The hero, who only occasionally blinked his eyes, noticed that everything was fine, like a large dog that was insensitive to stimuli.

”Two men and women of the right age in one room! Ah, even though the two of us were naked, nothing could have happened! Furthermore! The accuracy of the prominence of chastity is at most 97%! this is! That means there’s a whopping 3% chance that Rowville and the hero got mixed up!”

Aside from whether the adverb ‘how much’ matches the 3% probability, the two were verified at the same time, so is that the correct calculation method?

Now that Downa, who has the most brilliant brain among them, has lost her intellect, there is no one who can present a reasonable refutation to the logic.

”ruler! Warrior! Just think a little more carefully! please! Please convince me!”

”ah! Do it in moderation! There’s no way something happened between the dragon and the eunuch in the first place! If you have a head, do some thinking! Downa! That’s why you’re old and a virgin! Know!?”

”what!? Are you done talking! apis! Moreover, what kind of correlation is there between the presence or absence of first experience and the ability to grasp the order of things? Say it once and see!’

”Crying and whining over trivial things like that is proof that you’re a kid who hasn’t even gotten off your virginity label yet!”

”Kee-it!!!”

”Downa! apis! Come on, don’t fight! Hut! yes! Hey guys! Imagine a tree in your head! Isn’t it so green!”

The two of them brought their faces to a distance where it would not be strange even if the bridges of their noses touched each other. A restless warrior among them.

His flustered behavior reminded me of a child caught in a quarrel between husband and wife.

The question of whether the hero and Reiges actually had a relationship that day was still a hot potato within the hero party.

The hero’s memory was sparsely empty, and Rage’s noticed that he couldn’t talk about what happened that day, even if it meant tearing his mouth apart.

Therefore, the blanks of logic that could not be filled with testimony had to be supplemented with vague guesses.

Apis, who was not very interested in the reproductive behavior of the human race, soon lost interest, but Dauna, who had no choice but to have a rich imagination due to the nature of her job, was rather the opposite.

”No, more than that, it’s such a big fuss that you don’t have sex with the dragon and him once!”

”This, how can you say that there is something more important than this! I’ve heard about the hero and Rowville! Of course he’s mindful of how the hero thinks of him! That’s why!”

”What?”

What kind of story there was between Reigis and the hero’s brother and sister had already been passed down in the hero’s party through the mouth of the hero himself.

Although it was a pitiful past that was difficult to bring out in front of others.

They are not someone else, but another family that has been through life and death together.

It was because of the warrior’s own wish to be a proud person to them.

”Warrior. Think carefully. I wonder if the feeling you are feeling right now is really love! Maybe I’m just being swayed by the guilt towards him, isn’t it? That’s what the debt of the heart is. It’s like the rocking bridge effect that two men and women in an urgent situation can’t distinguish between excitement and love! I can’t say that there’s absolutely no chance that you, the hero, are caught in such an illusion! Isn’t it?”

”Hey!”

Despite Apis’ nervous voice, Dauna’s earnest appeasement did not stop.

Because Downa was also desperate.

Pride that he is the closest friend to the Reiges. Conceit that the only one who knows his charm is himself.

Now that all of that has been lost, it was clear that there would be no odds of winning for the humble self if he were to fight head-on with a hero so charming that it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was loved by everyone in the world.

I was aware that it was an unsightly and shady act.

But now, Dauna no longer had the time to cover the means and methods.

”ah! For that matter, that’s fine! There is no lie in my love for the priest! That’s all I can say for sure!”

”Yes…!”

The hero rang in a lively tone dozens of times more than usual, and Dauna, facing the dazzling light from the front, flinched for a moment like a scorched moth.

”Of course, because of the sinful heart towards the priest! I wished I was by his side to alleviate that guilt! Not now!”

The warrior who had been sitting quietly in his seat suddenly stood up.

”Great!”

As a result, Apis, who was resting his chin on the hero’s head, fell backwards, but the hero, who was distracted by the unexpected eloquence, did not seem to notice.

”The human aspect of passing by those in trouble and then going back there sooner or later! Even the flirtatious temper as if he were looking at a frightened baby sheep! Even the careless side you show from time to time! All of them are unspeakably lovely!”

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Know.

At least I don’t need such elaborate explanations.

I was the first to discover his strengths in this world.

Because it’s me

Those were words that Downa couldn’t bear to say.

No, it was Han.

”Moreover, the priest is as good as his personality! Outward charm is also second to none! It looks slim at first glance, but if you touch your body directly, it’s like the muscles that are beautifully positioned! The skeleton, which looks like a well-polished statue, is especially beautiful around the collarbone and hipbone! Moreover, it would not be an exaggeration to say that the thick body odor that makes you want to keep smelling it no matter how much you sniff it, it is like a drop of water from an angel!”

The tribute of the brave that pours endlessly.

Downa inadvertently frowned at the line of sentences that, depending on the listener, could feel vulgar.

”Someday Him! To welcome you as my bride! This is my secret wish!”

After that hopeful command, Dauna hurriedly straightened her expression.

It was right after that.

The fact that Apis, who had fallen behind, suddenly got up and grabbed the hero’s tail.

”Hmm? what? priest?”

”Yep! I am the bride!”

”Am I wrong? Perhaps, unlike the Elves, the Humans refer to a man as a bride and a woman as a groom?’

”Hmm? I’m not sure what Apis is talking about!”

”No, you said you were taking him as your bride. earlier.”

”Yeah? Wasn’t “Father” an expression used to refer to a person who would become a future partner regardless of gender?”

”Ugh… This fucking head…”

”······”

It was a historical moment when the secret of the title of the hero’s bride was revealed to the whole world, but such a carefree moment did not last long.

”!”

Horrible.

warrior first. After that, Apis and Dauna sequentially sensed something, and quickly cleared their breath.

”apis. Downa.”

”I know even if you don’t tell me.”

”······I know.”

The tone calmed down in an instant. Killing eyes lit up like beasts in the night.

The implication of these factors was clear.

Someone broke into the barrier that was set up earlier.

clap.

The hero who grabbed the condolences that he had finished polishing in advance erased without regret the bright smile that he had hung on his lips just a moment ago.

It was an unspoken sign that she had finished all combat readiness.

It was then.

As the hero, who was about to sprint through the door, grabbed the doorknob violently, a group of familiar chains surged up from beyond the door and twisted his body with the force to devour her.

”─!?”

Quaang!

In the place where the puncture sound echoed, a thick layer of dust rose.

What came from beyond the ominous smoke was a chilling voice that could hardly be attributed to a living person.

”excuse me. Everyone. By any chance, Rage’s priest is here. No, is there a savior?”