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The Half-Puny Priest Hopes To Retire chapter 118

118 – Undisputed Worst First Meeting (3)

In fact, it was difficult to see that he was at fault.

The fact that she had handed over her share of meals to the man up until now was an act of charity.

It was also the teaching of the church she belonged to that expecting a favor in return is the wrong attitude as a saint.

It was absurd to reprove him at this point, since he hadn’t previously shared a contract with him to protect himself under the pretext of eating a meal.

However, it was inconceivable to think that I had been ‘suffered’.

If you are a well-to-do adult, shouldn’t you just pretend not to know a child in trouble?

Moreover, he is a decent benefactor who has given him small favors several times.

Even if she couldn’t actively help, the sadness of asking if she could at least be there with her made thick water droplets form around her eyes.

Of course, that sentiment was understandable enough.

Unlike herself, who had neither the talent nor the charm she deserved, Sister Liza had a beauty and reputation in the monastery that rivaled that of her sister.

It was clear that no sane person, no matter how much he had the blessing of breakfast, would never dream of standing up to such a great person for a lowly being like himself.

”Huh. uh huh Wow.”

It was around the time she trudged down the silent hallway, barely holding back the endlessly flowing tears with a small fist.

”Sister!”

A clear voice that flew like an elastic rubber ball.

Before long, the girl’s moist eyes slowly slid in the direction from which the sound came.

”Sister! Come here for a second!”

”profit·····!”

Immediately after admitting with both eyes the identity of the guest who called her name out of nowhere, her soft cheeks visibly swelled up.

It was because I hated that wicked man who showed up late and shamelessly greeted the subject who ran away when he really needed help.

I wanted to just ignore him who was calling me for a moment and go my own way, but I soon changed my mind.

It was my intention to hear what kind of excuse he would make.

trudge.

Eventually, at that very moment, angry steps full of strong emotions reached right in front of the man squatting in the corner of the dark hallway.

again.

A peculiar bursting sound echoed from the man’s grip.

Starting with that mysterious signal, a wind that I don’t know where it came from swept violently through the hallway where only silence lingered.

Fain!

”Kyaaak!”

”Hut! Are you okay?”

The girl who suddenly lost her balance almost hit her butt on the hard floor, but she was able to escape the danger thanks to the man who jumped off her body cleverly holding her body.

”Sorry to startle you. This isn’t a tool I’m familiar with, so I’m not familiar with the controls. hahahaha.”

”Huh?”

The man, who had been scratching his head awkwardly for a while, held up several strange sticks with scribbled words written on them in front of the girl’s nose.

”How about that? Doesn’t that just seem like the magic of the wind? It’s an invention of my academy classmate. Even a human like me who has no ties to magical powers can use magic, even temporarily, just by breaking the stick holding the magic formula. Well, most of them are trivial magic like the one I just showed you.”

Like an innocent boy showing off his toys, the girl stared at the man in a state of excitement and non-stop talking.

”This is the magic to get rid of the rats in my body! This is the magic of connecting the hairs of the eyebrows together! And again, this turns trash into trees…”

”Now, wait! Wait! Ooh, first! this, this! No, let go of this! Please let me know!”

”Oh, sorry.”

The man’s contextless lecture was only able to stop when the girl hurriedly shook her head and roughly pushed him away with both hands.

I knew very well that he was an erratic person, but I never thought he would be this much.

It was unknown at this point whether he wanted to show off his mysterious tools or just want to play a prank on the girl.

He could say with certainty that the man was more insensitive and ungrateful than he thought.

Spit out all the breakfast I brought you!

It was around the time that the girl, who had managed to bite down and swallowed the stubborn heart, was about to reprimand the man for his rude attitude, breathing heavily.

”Gee, now! This, this, what is this, the moon!”

”Sister. Are you being harassed by other saint woman candidates?”

”profit!”

The high voice of the girl raised from the danteon was broken to pieces by the man’s clever words.

After mocking her body and mind to the fullest, is it now her turn to laugh at her pitiable situation?

The man suddenly said these words to the girl whose complexion was visibly darkened by ominous thoughts.

”I’ll fix it. In return for all the breakfast you’ve eaten.”

”yes?”

Immediately after seeing him say something incomprehensible again and show a refreshing eye smile, the girl did not know the name of the emotion that stirred her thoughts for a while.

◈◈◈

A few days after that, just as he said, the bullying around the girl disappeared like a lie.

It was hard to believe.

It was a trend that even her sister couldn’t do anything about when the other candidates who were envious and jealous of the girl’s sister risked their easygoing selves in place of the sister they couldn’t bear to touch.

The worst result of the combination of the atmosphere in the monastery where strict adherence to the law is taken for granted and the ringleaders’ excuse that all of this is to correct the girl’s misbehavior.

Because of this, the girl at the time, who always had to live with the ridicule of being a peeer for a single mistake, had no way to resist such torment other than covering her ears and pretending not to hear.

‘Originally, bullying is something like an instinct imprinted in the brains of creatures that gather in groups, so it’s a very natural phenomenon that even God can’t help it when an arrogant person is bullied in a huge group.”

Even until the man who had once snorted said such a thing, the girl did not think at all that the man would solve her problems.

Rather, he also clenched his fists violently, thinking that he was mocking himself.

but.

”but. Even if it is impossible to eliminate bullying towards angular people, it is possible to dilute such bullying by mass-producing angular people.”

The shocking plan he gave to the girl, who showed a meaningful smile, was enough to distort her expression of disbelief into fierce astonishment.

”Hey, did you hear that rumor?”

In recent years the monastery has been boasting of unprecedented tumult.

The nuns who are taking care of the candidates for saint women. It was because of the embarrassing rumors that spread in order of the Guardian Priests who protected them all.

”Sister Hatena’s crown smells like half a year old sausage!”

”Of course I heard! But compared to Sister Citri’s story, that’s a medicinal fruit, isn’t it? From what I’ve heard, sister Sitri’s sideburns are growing profusely under her ears, like a middle-aged man’s body!”

”hahahaha! Even so, she can’t be compared to Sister Liza, who threw off her clothes out of nowhere during the morning service when the priests of the monastery gathered together! Apparently, the wind that blew out of nowhere in an airtight cathedral with all the windows closed made the excuse that he took off his clothes! what the! does that make sense! The way I see it, it’s exhibitionism!”

Hatena. Sitry. Liza.

The authors who made the greatest contribution to spreading malicious rumors targeting girls.

The laughable story that some of the saintess candidates, including them, had some prostitutes that they couldn’t bear to tell others about, was a rumor that has spread so much that no one knows about it in the monastery.

Yes, to the point where the story about a certain failed student candidate becomes blurred.

”Puhahahaha! how about it? Am I right?”

”Ah, anyway! you too! You went too far!”

The man who repeatedly tossed and fetched the sticks written in the ‘rule’ like a catch ball suddenly let out a big laugh, and from the position of the girl, he was the one who stopped him.

To be honest, I felt relieved.

When a man with a bunch of bizarre magic tools made me curious about the mind of the person who made them said that he would use them on the candidates who bullied him, I honestly wondered what would happen.

I was so surprised by his trick that he completely wiped out the bullying towards him by making the authors who had ridiculed him so far, his jaw dropped open.

But what surprised the girl the most was his pulpit.

No matter how much she is still a candidate, if she is discovered by holy beings who may become saints in the distant future, she can commit an atrocity without hesitation that will not end with having her head blown off.

If the girl had been in his shoes, it was clear that she would have been anxious and could not sleep at night.

Where the hell did that unreasonable confidence come from?

She was suddenly curious and asked him several questions.

”That’s because I’m more special than others!”

Unfortunately, there was no record of getting the answer the girl wanted because of the man’s mischievous attitude, who always tried to skip the story.

When he started teasing me by treating me like a child because of his absurd statement that he actually had memories of a previous life, I ran away from even thinking about asking him questions.

”Oh, it’s real. One day, my hair suddenly started to turn white. Mysterious visions that I had never seen before in my life burst into my head.”

”Gee, don’t lie! I’m not fooled! all! Yes, a story made up by the priest! You know, I don’t know that you dyed your hair yourself! Don’t treat me like a child!”

”hahahaha, if you don’t believe me like that! After that, succeed as a first-class priest! membrane! uh! I won’t pretend to know you anymore, even if you get a scouting offer from a warrior’s party or something!”

”Yes, if the priest enters the warrior party! So, will I become a saint? Don’t say something that makes sense!”

”Puhahahaha. That’s it too.”

When she suddenly came to her senses, the girl’s distance with him was close enough that she could not only have trivial small talk with the man, but even frank discussion.

”Still, I think I paid enough for the meal. At this point, wouldn’t it be okay if you call me oppa as promised? Sister Welna?”

”In addition! lie again! When did I make that promise? Rage’s priest!”

Yeah, now that I think about it, it was definitely from then.

The fact that his existence gradually began to grow in his mind.

”, keep that in mind! diarrhea! Three, even if the world collapses! There’s nothing I can do to call a priest by the vulgar name of oh brother!”

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