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Ten Million Psychopath Actor chapter 58

58. other than that it’s ok

After PD Ha Seung-hoo and writer Lee Soo-kyung went back.

Kyuha looked around at the observation cameras installed everywhere.

“What should I do?”

I thought about it for a while, but I just thought it was right to show a natural look as usual.

“Geumbi.”

“Nyaaaong.”

Geum-bi appeared out of nowhere at the low voice of Gyu-ha.

“Let’s start with exercise. You ate a lot earlier.”

“Nyaaang.”

Geum-bi, who was crying happily, left Geum-bi behind for a while, and Kyu-ha brought something from the storage room. The hands raised were things like cones and plastic rods. And after placing a cone on the living room floor and installing something, things like small hurdles were completed.

“I bought it after watching You Tube, but it seems to be perfect for exercising.”

A few weeks ago, while watching Youtube by chance, I saw puppies training over various obstacles called agility, and I thought it would be good for Geumbi to do it for her health, so it was a training I did often.

“Come on, Geumbi. Start. go!”

With Kyu-ha’s signal, Geum-bi quickly jumped between the weave poles.

“tunnel.”

I quickly passed through a small tunnel.

“Buck.”

I turned around and went back through the tunnel I came out of.

“Hurdle.”

Afterwards, Geumbi jumped over the next obstacle, the hurdle. Kyu-ha and Geum-bi, who boasted of breathing as if they were connected as one, stopped training after repeating it several times.

“Today’s workout ends here. Geumbi, you did better than then.”

“purr.”

When Gyuha stroked Geumbi’s hair, Geumbi let out a thump in her throat and went up to the cat tower to sleep.

two hours later.

“Geumbi, today is bathing day. Let’s take a bath.”

As soon as Kyuha asked for a bath, Geumbi stood up in the cat tower, stretched once, and then came down to the floor. After walking lightly, she pushed the slightly open bathroom door with her head and entered the bathtub herself.

“Nyaaang.”

Seeing Geum-bi looking up at Gyu-ha with big eyes, as if begging for a quick wash, Gyu-ha turned on the shower to get warm water in the basin, and Geum-bi went inside the basin on her own.

Even when she took cat shampoo in her hand and rubbed it on Geumbi’s body to lather it up, Geumbi quietly let her body in as if enjoying Kyuha’s touch.

It took less than 15 minutes for Geumbi to finish her bath.

“Well done. Are you also nice and good?”

“Nyaaang.”

“I will catch a cold. Let’s go get a haircut.”

At Kyu-ha’s words, Geum-bi vigorously brushed herself in the bathroom, then came out of the bathroom and waited under the sofa. Soon after Kyu-ha finished cleaning the bathroom, she took out a hair dryer and started drying Geum-bi’s hair.

Wheein.

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Normally, the sound of a hair dryer making a loud noise would be frightening, but Geum-bi was just lying quietly on Kyu-ha’s lap. It also showed how deep the trust between the two was.

Soon after, Geumbi, who returned to Mimyo boasting a soft glow, seemed to be in a very good mood, poking her head at Kyuha and acting cute.

“It’s a snack after a bath, after all. Geumbi, go and bring me one churro for you to eat.”

“Nyaang.”

Scared to say anything, Geumbi quickly headed towards the kitchen, then quickly jumped up and climbed onto the table. Then, he opened the drawer in the corner and put a churro in his mouth in front of Gyuha.

“I guess you want to taste chicken today. ruler! eat.”

Chop-chop-chop-chop-chop.

As soon as I tore off the wrapper from the Chuur stick and squeezed it out, Geumbi stuck out her tongue and started licking it eagerly. After finishing the churro, Geum-bi, who disappeared for a while, came to Gyu-ha with something in her mouth.

“This?”

What was bitten in Geumbi’s mouth was clothes for cats. Gyu-ha rarely wore clothes on Geum-bi because it would interfere with grooming and cause stress.

However, there was a cat suit I received as a gift, so I put it on just to take a picture for a while, but Geumbi looked at herself in the mirror for a long time, then came back from time to time with the clothes on and poked her head.

Every time he dressed Geumbi, he used to go somewhere as if he was satisfied.

“Do you want to wear clothes again? What kind of clothes did you bring this time?”

The clothes worn by Geumbi’s mouth were made into cat clothes versions of the green tracksuits with numbers written on them worn by participants in the recent popular webfoot octopus game in Complex.

“Now, I’ll put it on.”

“Nyaaang.”

Geum-bi, who obediently entrusted herself to Gyu-ha, put on her clothes and headed somewhere.

“You must have gone in front of the mirror.”

Geumbi’s unique taste puzzled even Kyuha, who rarely shows emotion.

Around 11:00 p.m. after a hearty dinner.

“Geumbi, let’s go for a walk.”

“Nyaaang.”

Hurry up

Geumbi, who had been crying loudly, waited at the entrance with a harness in her mouth. Naturally, the harness was handed over to Geumbi, and after putting it on, the two went out the door.

A normal cat is an animal that is instinctively extremely wary of external threats and new stimuli. This is because strangers and loud noises encountered during walks can remain traumatic for cats.

If it’s a normal cat.

***

Gyu-ha often used the small promenade only available to apartment residents. It was so quiet that there were hardly any people around 11pm.

Do-do-do-do.

Geumbi walked along with Gyuha, but at the same time was busy looking around and looking around. Then, on the other side, I ran into a small Maltese and a woman taking a walk, and we passed by as if nothing had happened.

“hello.”

“Yes, you are here again. Have a nice walk.”

The fact that Kyu-ha took the cat for a walk around this time was so famous that most apartment residents knew about it. After going for a walk with Geumbi, I looked up at the observation camera and muttered before going to bed.

“It’s a big deal… But it’s a broadcast, so it should be fun, but I’ll just go out in my real life. Can I use it for broadcasting?”

I was worried about the broadcast.

***

YBS TV Animal World Editing Room.

Ha Seung-hoo’s eyes widened in astonishment, and he stared at the monitor without thinking of returning.

“No, what the hell is this!? I saw it as a cat, but was it a dog? no that makes no sense It’s a cat, obviously.”

Grabbing my startled heart, Ha Seung-hoo PD called somewhere.

“Oh Soo-kyung, it’s me! Where are you now? A conference room? Isn’t that the dog we saw at Song Gyu-ha’s house? cat right? Have you been drinking? no that’s not it! Anyway, come to the editing room quickly. Urgent.”

Prompted by PD Ha Seung-hoo, Lee Soo-kyung ran from the meeting room to the editing room and entered with a frown.

“Ahhh~ PD-nim, we were in the middle of a meeting with all the writers right now, so what if you call me out like this?”

“Sugyeong-ah, that’s not the problem now. Now I’ve collected the observation camera from Gyu-ha Song’s house and turned it on to edit it, but it doesn’t seem like a cat? What are we obsessed with?”

“Oh, what the hell are you talking about! Have you really been drinking?”

“That’s not it! oh that’s frustrating First of all, you should also watch the video here.”

Writer Lee Soo-kyung looked at the monitor, thinking to herself why she was making such a fuss, and soon her eyes widened.

“No, this is… what is it? What did I see, now?”

“right? I’m not mistaken, am I? I couldn’t believe it when I saw it too. Who would think this is a cat.”

The story originally intended by PD Ha Seung-hoo and writer Lee Soo-kyung was a heartwarming story about an actor and a cat meeting by chance on the set, relying on each other and gradually becoming a family, but the content contained in the video is somewhat far from that. there was

“Should I just send this to the genius cat side?”

In the meantime, I have met countless cats, and even if I look at author Lee Soo-kyung, who is raising two cats, that cat named Geum-bi is absolutely not an ordinary cat. What kind of cat in the world brings what you bring, goes to the bathroom on its own, and goes for a walk?

“Ha PD. Doesn’t this smell great? Do you think it will be a big hit just by exporting it?”

“Of course. Let’s overturn all plans and set up a new plan with a special feature about the birth of a genius cat. And then contact Kyu-ha Song and ask to meet her just one more time, so let’s take an expert and take a cat intelligence test. So Lee Soo-kyung, take care of hiring experts.”

“Yes, got it. Director.”

“Oh my gosh···. I thought it was just a stone, but it turned out to be a gold nugget! Huh true.”

***

A few days later, PD Ha Seung-hoo, writer Lee Soo-kyung, and veterinarian Lee Dong-gyu accompanied him to visit Kyu-ha’s house again.

“Hello, Mr. Kyuha. Thank you for being willing to meet again like this.”

“It’s a day off anyway, so it’s okay.”

“It’s nothing else, but looking at the observation camera we collected from Gyuha’s house, it seems that Geumbi is not an ordinary cat. So, I’m going to invite an expert here to conduct a test of Geumbi’s intelligence. It won’t take long.”

“Well, as long as it doesn’t dissect or open the head or something like that, it’s fine.”

“ha ha ha. Kyuha-san even jokes about it. It’s just a simple survey. Dr. Lee Dong-gyu will explain the details here.”

“hello. Personally, I am a fan of Gyuha because I enjoyed this episode so much. Before testing, I will briefly explain. I also watched the video that PD Ha sent me, and I was so surprised. I really wanted to see it with my own eyes.”

Dr. Lee Dong-kyu greeted Kyu-ha by shaking hands.

“Usually, when testing a cat’s intelligence, it is most common to measure it based on the items in ‘THE Cats’, a book by Dr. Bruce Fogle, an American zoologist. These are simple questions, so just answer them as they are.”

“Yes, let’s begin.”

I started asking questions while looking through the materials Dr. Lee Dong-gyu had prepared.

“So, the first question is… do cats eat and drink food and water on their own and cover their bowels?”

“Yeah. From the first time I came, I drank food and water on my own, and I took care of my bowel movements in the bathroom.”

“Does the cat seem to be skillfully using or manipulating me to get what it wants?”

“It doesn’t seem to be controlled, and it seems to be using it well when I see that it comes with a leash when it wants to go for a walk, or when it wants to wear clothes.”

“Does my cat always have bright eyes, bright eyes, curiosity, and an inquisitive mind that always observes the surroundings?”

“Seeing that you look around every time you go for a walk, it seems right.”

“Does the cat understand my moods, feelings, and emotions and respond accordingly?”

“Geumbi always pays attention to me.”

“Is your cat confident and comfortable with strangers visiting your home?”

“After coming to my house, they weren’t so wary of strangers.”

“Do you know your name and come running to me when I call it?”

“Yes, come running. But isn’t that obvious?”

“Does the cat answer when it calls its name?”

“I answer right away.”

“Lastly, do cats have the ability to solve many different problems, such as opening a door, a closet door, or a drawer?”

“When they want to eat something like a snack, they open the drawer, hold it in their mouth, and ask for it.”

After completing all the surveys, Dr. Lee Dong-gyu couldn’t help but exclaim in admiration.

“her···. A score of 69 is almost perfect. That’s a genius cat. I have seen many animals for almost 30 years, but this score is the first time again.”

“Thank you for your effort. Doctor. Mr. Kyuha, thank you for your time. I guess I’ll have to go straight into the editing room to air next week.”

“Yes, manager. Thank you for your effort.”

And exactly the following Saturday at 10:00 am.

The meeting between TV Animal World actor Song Gyu-ha and genius cat Geum-bi was scheduled to be aired.

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