Chapter 1

 

My name is Kiyama Kouyou.

 

My face isn’t too bad, in fact I think it is relatively nice. It’s not a biased point of view but rather an objective one. That’s what a few of my friends said. Even so, it’s not as if I am an eye-catchingly good-looking guy. I give it a 57 at best. Well, my bangs aren’t completely hidden, but they’re long enough to reach my eyes. I have contacts, but they are a pain in the ass aside from the time when I’m moving a lot so I wear glasses. My face couldn’t be seen either though.

 

To get straight to the point, I am what you call an asocial person. Although it’s not as if I want to have that many friends either, I’m just tired of them making a lot of noises. It’s troublesome.

Well, it’s not as if I’m not aware that I’m bad at those kinds of tiresome and inconsiderate actions.

Just once, I would like to have an existence called a girlfriend in my life. I wasn’t a particularly gloomy student or anything. In the first place, not speaking of those topic in the first place labels you as a pervert. If a goddess suddenly appeared in front of me right now and said, “I’ll let you rub my breasts,” I’d immediately pay 5000 yen. It is basically an opening. Well, I’d like to think that I’m strong enough to reason with them.

 

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“Yo! Good morning Kouyou.”

 

“Hnn, Good morning Akira…”

 

“Haha, you are as sleepy as usual.”

 

The one who is speaking to me right now is Haruyama Akira, the so-called cheery person.

 

In this class, he is my twin and the self-proclaimed Pope of Shadows. He is the man who is called the Emperor of Light (by me).

 

He is by nature a cheerful person, it’s not as if we are particularly close but he talks to everyone equally without discrimination. He doesn’t like it when I call him by his last name so I call him by his first name. He is by conjecture a terrific good-looking guy.

 

“Well, I watched WeTube up till late last night. I slept while in class so I have recovered.”

“As expected of a smart person.”

 

“It’s just my talent. If it’s just a regular test, then cramming it before the day of the test should be doable.”

 

I’m proud of it, but I know that I’m smart. That’s why I can pass the examination for a high school focused on getting its students into university. Therefore, even if I don’t listen in class, I can get into the top 30 by just studying a few days before the periodic test. This is why sudden quizzes are so severe for me.

 

“I am praising that talent, you know.”

“Is that so, thanks.”

 

The conversation continues until the teacher noisily enters the classroom.

 

“Oh, you’re as popular as ever. Just by coming to school, the class is already making a racket.”

 

“You too, aren’t you. Look at my face and tell me”

 

“How cruel, do you think I’m ugly?”

“It’s the opposite. I’m saying you are good-looking. Do you know this? When I get to school, the girl’s cheer of delight loudens.”

“Hee, well yeah.”

“Nonetheless, you sure are awfully popular”

“I know, right?”

 

The ones who have just arrived at school are Tachibana Koyomi. She is the most beautiful girl in this class or rather in this academic school year. She has rejected the confessions of all the young men, does she already have a boyfriend? Or so the rumour goes.

 

Well, the only boy in this grade who is the best match for her would be Akira, but there are eyewitness accounts that Akira is in another school(?) so it can’t be him.

 

“I wonder why they are swinging around?”

“Well? There aren’t any good guys right?”

I took out my wireless earphones since I’m not really interested and answered sloppily while listening to the music.

“You really seem to have no interest in this, huh. I thought you wanted a girlfriend?”

“Eh? I’d like to get one but.. ”

“Huh? For real?Surprising… then why don’t you have any interest in this”

“I would like to ask you on the contrary, why are you so interested to that extent? She had rejected a lot of people until now so it is weird to have any sort of expectations, isn’t it?”

“But it’s not like you like anyone, right? Then wouldn’t it be better if you dressed up as prettily as possible? ”

“It’s not as if I wanted a girlfriend that badly.”

“?…What do you mean?”

“You know they say you change when you fall in love, or how the world looks different when you have a girlfriend? I just want to know the taste, whether it’s really true or not.”

“You’re weird, man”

 

“Not really. I still want to touch boobs, and I still want to lay my head on a girl’s lap, I think it’s relatively normal though?”

“But hey, if you are fine with anyone, why don’t you give it a try? Perhaps this is your last chance you know? You are not the type that can really get bothered if you are rejected, right? And there’s plenty of precedent for that.”

“Well, yeah. It doesn’t feel all that horrible to be rejected. But you know, even if this might be my only opportunity, it would be rude to the other party. Confessing when you don’t even like the other person. That’s no different from a lie. To deceive is a woman’s job, isn’t it?”

“Oh, you’re still a gentleman as always, you have a good personality, you know it?”

“Thank you”

“Well, I’d better get going. See you later then.”

“Yeah”

With that, I walked into the group where Tachibana was. It was a group of three boys and four girls from the top caste in this class.

The most beautiful and handsome figure in the entire grade.

And in addition there’s the head of the karate club, a rather handsome and hard-working guy.

Manamoto Taichi.

The refreshing and passionate ace of the soccer team.

Akita Noboru

This women is

The manager of the baseball team and consequently the idol of the club.

Yumekawa Ena.

The class president and the next student council president.

Hirayama Nonoka

A cool and talented woman. The ace of the badminton club. She has huge tits.

Momoyama Shizuku

 

This is our class very own version of Kami7

Basically, we are always together and we spend lunch together. However, Akira is the only one who can’t stand the thought of me spending time alone, so he invites me to lunch as well.

(I told him that he doesn’t have to do this but when I told this to the person in question, he got angry and got depressed)

I guess I’ll sleep until homeroom starts

 

I didn’t know this at the time. To think we are going to have such a horrifying discussion…….