4 – I guess I didn’t love you

Unfortunately, there was only dust rolling around under the bed.

Electric massager, hair dryer, tools and miscellaneous daily necessities are all in the drawer.

There was nothing but real clothes in the closet.

She wears something a bit more adult like her underwear. How old are you and do you still wear underwear with animal faces on it?

Since it’s my taste, I’ll respect you, but since it was the warriors who crossed the line first, I won’t get mad at you for looking at your underwear.

We saw each other while traveling for 5 years, but it’s been a while since we were ashamed to be ashamed of underwear in our closet.

Yeah, it’s not like Udon’s no panties, that damn guy even sleeps naked, so I had no choice but to give him a private room.

In the bathroom cupboard, there are only towels and toiletries such as spare shampoo, soap, and body wash.

Did you really live a healthy life? Or, was it his personality that thoroughly discarded things that could be his weaknesses?

While rummaging around, I ventilated the room and took out a mop stuck in the corner of the veranda to clean it.

“Ah.Ah.Ah.Ah.Ah.”

After cleaning, it is absurd that this electric massager that relieves my knotted shoulders is the only harvest.

Oh, but seeing that the performance is certain, isn’t it a pricey item?

“Hmm, did you leave your albums or embarrassing things at home?”

When you become independent or start living on your own, they say that at first you pack only necessary items, so maybe the parents of the warriors are keeping them carefully.

From a parent’s point of view, photos of their children are a token of memories.

After diligently rummaging around for 20 minutes, there is nothing to do anymore, and I thought about watching TV, but I can’t even see where the remote control is.

Hmm, it looks like it’s connected to a cable channel, but you can’t even turn it on without a remote control.

My laptop has a password, so I can’t even surf the Internet.

Well, there’s nothing to do, so let’s organize the inventory.

To be honest, even if I say inventory, the performance of my inventory is quite disastrous.

I took the in-game inventory as it is, but it’s obvious that the screws are missing.

Up to 18 items can be accommodated.

A system window consisting of 18 spaces in 3 rows of 6 spaces, just like the in-game inventory, appears before my eyes.

All 18 slots, filled with necessary items, make me think about many things.

At least consumable items like potions can be stacked up to 99, so it was a joke. If even each potion took up 1 space, you would have to go all over the continent to find a subspace item that increases your inventory capacity.

Items that increase character performance are relatively easy to obtain, but items that increase convenience are unavoidable because their location changes randomly every time.

In the first place, some of the final items for each class are sold in the shop. The armor of the hero is excluded from the beginning to the end because it belongs.

“Wow, this is so dirty I’m afraid to take it out.”

Sleeping bags and tents immediately caught my eye.

These were useful items for filial piety on the arduous journey, and they are useful items that also give rest buffs in their own way, but now they are just japtems that uselessly take up space.

Since I haven’t even touched it since the journey of defeating the demon king, the Dirty option is installed by default.

I’ll have to throw this away later when I can get out of this house.

99 Consumables are full, so don’t worry, but there’s no store to replenish, so I’ll have to use them sparingly.

In the first place, I wonder if there is anything to write about in this neighborhood, but it is the earth that is connected to the Mangem world. It is impossible to expect normal things unconditionally.

From where I am now, I have crossed the line.

In addition to that, while thinking about how to dispose of a few japtems that I really didn’t need, such as loaf pans, molotov cocktails, magic glasses, etc., I took out a staff with a red dragon head and rummaged through the drawers and wiped it clean with a wet tissue I found.

Even in a world where you don’t have to fight, you still have to manage your weapons. It is a treasured weapon because it tastes good even when used as a lump.

“I’m back!”

Immediately after putting the well-polished staff into the inventory, Piroring-, Clap! A lively voice bouncing along with the sound of the door opening.

During the trip, the atmosphere was always calm and serene, but when she returned home, her voice was completely different from that during the trip, and it felt unfamiliar.

It was a day when I couldn’t let go of my mind that much, so maybe it was natural.

“Sol, I’m here!”

“Oh, uh. Come on. Wow~.”

I greeted her as I loosened her shoulders with her massager, and as soon as she saw her massager, she dropped her shopping cart from her hand.

Why such a reaction?

“How did you find that?!”

“When I opened the drawer, it came out.”

“That’s dirty!! It’s called Jiji!!”

“The massage machine is dirty.”

“aaah-!!! Give me-!!”

The warrior made her face red like a tomato and jumped at me to steal the massager.

Ah, that’s what it’s for.

It seems that it wasn’t something I bought just to relieve tight muscles.

This, the massage machine itself is a dark history!

“Oh, just a little more.”

“Don’t give me that?!”

“Hero, why is this such a mess? Yes?”

“Profit…!”

At the thought of catching a big fish, I suppressed the laughter that leaked out as much as I could and pretended not to know. The response from the hero is unusual, so it’s really fun.

I tried my best to snatch her massager from my hand while jumping up and down with a face that looked like she was going to cry at any moment, despite being a short subject, but I, a wizard, couldn’t be easily taken away because I have powers similar to hers.

But if you tease him any more than this, strange conditions may arise for no reason, so it’s time to give it back.

“Come on.”

Laughter burst out at the touch that snatched it away like a cat.

“Pervert!”

“What did I do?”

When she let go of her pretense once more, she pouted her lips, took something from the cart that had fallen, and threw it at me.

“I’m going to change clothes.”

“What kind of clothes are these?”

“Underwear and dressing gowns.”

“…”

Why, of course, spandex underwear?

On top of that, it comes with a gorgeous leopard pattern as an option. It’s fortunate that it’s square, but if it was a triangle, I would have endured not to wear it.

And, surprisingly, the indoor clothes were large purple cat pajamas made up of a single tube.

I understand I bought it in purple to match my hair color, but why animal pajamas?

“All Earthlings wear only those indoor clothes. If you want to adapt, act like Earthlings, right?”

“You have to make the lie seem plausible, this is for kids to wear-.”

“Do you bring more than that?”

“The Pandemonium Rural Area, the same year as the Swindel Imp.”

“If it’s not a padrip, there’s no damage, that only works for idiots like Owen and Udon.”

The hero pinched her nose and stuck her tongue out at me with a sly smile.

I bought it with the intention of making fun of it from the beginning.

“Anyway, I’m going to change, too, so I’ll put on my brush and come out quickly.”

“…Okay. Don’t push, don’t push.”

Even the way he casually pushes my back is perfect, so I have nothing to say.

I ended up being pushed into the bathroom and had no choice but to change.

A tall man wearing a purple cat animal pajama looking into a mirror, purple hair, and gray eyes stand out.

The well-developed muscles and scars visible through the gaps in the clothes, the ambiguous skeleton and facial features make it look like a mixture of Westerners and Asians.

For more than 5 years, I became my own body and moved together, but I still have an unfamiliar appearance.

Maybe it’s because I live so busy that I don’t have time to look in the mirror, so I still haven’t adjusted.

If you’re more used to the sight of monsters head exploding, that’s all I said.

Smart.

“Are you far away?”

“Get out now.”

Responding appropriately to the voice urging the warrior from outside, he tidied up his clothes and came out.

Perhaps it’s unnecessarily expensive, but the soft texture isn’t bad.

“It suits you well, it’s cute.”

“Yes, you are cute too.”

Unlike me, she was wearing a gray cat pajamas.

He has a small face, and he even wears animal pajamas, so how can he not be cute?

Unbeknownst to me, food and laughter leaked out.

“Now, send me home.”

“No.”

She looks like she will live her whole life eating only sweet pumpkins.

“Come on!”

“I hate it.”

The warrior opened her arms wide and started begging for a hug.

Cute is a fact, so I can’t deny it, but do you want to be like that when you’re 26 years old?

“Eh-!”

“Do you think you’ll tell me you’re upset?”

“Ee-ing-, oppa-!”

“Wow…”

“That, what’s your reaction?”

Are you serious?

In the blink of an eye, I felt a sense of mischief at the passing thought.

Now that you’ve dressed me like this, a little pun is fine, right?

“Think of me calling you an older sister.”

“…? Nice?”

“…?”

Why do you like that?

After a moment of hesitation at the unexpected answer, he immediately picked up our party’s official dirty man.

He was manly and nice to look at, but he was very manly and dirty.

“If you think Udon is like that?”

“…Woo-wook-?!”

His reaction is very honest, but he’s the one who followed you around because he liked you.

Well, even I have the confidence to vomit up the food I ate last year, considering that a man with a height of nearly 2m is making a fuss with his thick voice.

I can’t imagine it, so it’s fine unless you see it yourself.

“There are things people can say and things they can’t!”

“Udon bastard, if you listen to that, drinking will make you sick.”

“Do you understand?!”

“Poor Udon.”

The woman you loved, but I guess she didn’t love you.