28 – Let’s hit it first, you asshole.

It took a while to look at the prince, who was still unconscious with his head down.

Watching the sky beginning to turn into a beautiful scarlet sunset, I held on to my empty stomach.

Well, I’m hungry.

“Should we eat dinner first?”

Since there was nothing we could do until the prince woke up anyway, I thought we should eat and play as usual.

I’m not an office worker, and I don’t like to do any more troublesome things.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to prepare something?”

“You’re right. How can you trust that man?”

The two couldn’t hide their anxiety at my sudden remark.

Reading the hostility in the gaze glancing at Prince Yeonshin, I let out a sigh without saying anything.

There’s no way a guy who fainted and broke his head just by staring at him like that would get up right away, so it was right to invest time for himself while taking care of a weakling like that.

It was beaten by the hero who defeated the demon king, but it would be strange if it happened right now.

Lancia treated me just now.

“Do you know how helpless a mage is chained up like that?”

“You can escape by lighting a fire.”

“I can, but I can’t measure.”

Lancia pouted her lips at the words she spoke to reassure the two, and tackled her.

Our Lancia is a friend who doesn’t know how difficult it is to control magic with attributes.

Magic Control is a skill with a whopping 70 level limit. Even I, who possessed and mastered the skill, did not use it often because it was difficult to use.

It is said that he cannot measure because he is a leisurely bastard who keeps his safety.

“But you can’t do it, can you?”

“If that’s the case, even if I can’t do it, I’ll have to throw away one part of my body, right?”

“You managed to use that technique to dry my hair.”

“You don’t use it when you come here, there’s a great alternative called a hair dryer.”

It’s magic. You can release it. He just couldn’t control it, and in the aftermath he would eat his body.

In conclusion, it is said that the product of science is better than stupidly difficult and inefficient magic.

With magic, you can’t use the Internet, computers, smartphones, or games, so there’s little convenience unless you deliberately learn life magic.

“So what’s the old man doing?”

“I was able to do it because I got stronger?”

Since I just leveled up, I unlocked the skill on my own and even learned it automatically.

This is why I risked my life in leveling like that in the beginning.

It was natural to become stronger as you level up, but the more new skills you have, the stronger you become as a player.

“Well, it’s because Sol is more of a genius than that prince.”

“No, that’s not it.”

Everything, the game system sucks.

Denying Duna’s words, he opened his mouth to the truth he couldn’t bear to say.

Well, who would have imagined that there would be a guy right next to him who levels up and learns skills through the game system.

I also often feel strange whenever I look at the system window.

“Be ashamed.”

“Let’s eat, I’m hungry.”

Towards Doona, who was teasing me with a smile on her face, I urged her to eat. Because I’m really hungry, I can’t even touch cooking utensils because the condition of ‘no cooking’ is updated on my necklace.

People can make a little mistake, I don’t know what it is like to burn a pot while boiling some ramen.

“Then, sister, please cook tofu for me!”

“I’ll ask for soybean paste stew.”

“Yes, I will take care of it.”

Doona smiles mischievously and disappears into the kitchen.

I moved the prince to a corner of the house and sat down on the sofa.

“Mister, do you think your eyes are open?”

“I didn’t open my eyes, but I think my eyes went back.”

“I guess I should have hit it more lightly.”

After hearing our conversation, Doona cracked a joke in the kitchen.

Honestly, I’m not sure if I’m joking or serious. It was said that if the same situation happened, it would eventually hit.

After all, the reputation of a demon slayer is not going anywhere.

“Well, let’s pick up a puppy on the street and watch it with all our hearts.”

Then, at least Doona will have less work to do.

“I feel sorry for the puppies who are being compared for nothing.”

“Even dogs boil and eat in this country.”

“Was it boshintang? They also cooked and ate monsters over there.”

Earth sees dogs as friends and family of mankind, and thinks dog dishes are barbaric and uncivilized, but honestly, the real barbaric and uncivilized food is fantasy world food.

As Lancia said, the world is full of foods made from monsters, so uh huh… There were a lot of foods that I hated even now.

“I still get nauseous when I think of food boiled with oak arms.”

I’ve seen people eat it often as a side dish, feeling like pig’s feet in a fantasy world.

No matter how well you try to look at it, it was pseudo-cannibalism.

It was terrible.

“A lot of people like that food.”

“Siaya, you don’t think that’s too bad.”

“Well, the whole arm comes out boiled. I don’t even want to eat that kind of food.”

Orcs also eat people, but a terrible world that maintains a relationship with the strange form of eating people again.

Ugh, I’m throwing up. This is a real fantasy world.

“Eat both.”

“Yes!”

“I’ll go.”

“Sia’s sister will make pig’s feet for you later.”

“Pig feet?”

“It’s a pork leg boiled food, let’s eat it with the old man later.”

“…Earth is without orcs, right?”

Would you recommend that I eat it with you?

They had a pleasant meal time while chatting with Ura, and the prince came out of fainting and was snoring and sleeping.

About two hours passed, the prince came to his senses.

I don’t know what the situation is, and contrary to what I expected to be rampant, he looked around him and recognized me and Lancia. Her eyes were wide open and she was looking at us.

“You seem to have come to your senses.”

“Hmm…”

At Duna’s words, the prince nodded his head and began to mumble with the gag in his mouth.

What are you talking about?

The prince seemed to have finished grasping the situation, looking at us with a calm attitude and sitting quietly in a chair.

I was able to confirm once again how great his safety attention personality was.

If you are usually in a state of fainting and then being tied up and kidnapped, such a reaction is unreasonable.

Or, it could be that Doona had a bean pod and wasn’t paying attention.

“How are you now, do you have a headache or not?”

I looked at the prince who nodded at my question and expressed his affirmation.

You can loosen the gag soon.

“I’ll loosen the string you’re holding in your mouth.”

At my gesture, Lancia carefully removed the gag from the prince’s mouth.

“Aww…?! Your jaw is stiff!”

“Can I heal you?”

“It’s okay. It looks like a situation that needs to be resolved through conversation.”

The appearance of the prince calmly refusing Lancia’s invitation showed that he had been educated in his own way.

But strangely, I don’t see anything like a cutie. The prince was a very strange kind.

“Wizard, saintess! Both of you are safe!! I never dreamed of seeing you here! I’m glad you look healthy!”

“Yes.”

I calmly lowered my head and finished my answer with a short answer. Lancia gave a slight bow and stepped back behind me.

It must be more accurate to say that he hid behind me.

Because Lancia hates getting involved with nobles, including the prince. She had seen Doona suffer from beside her for so long, so in a way, it was a natural procedure.

“How did Earth come?”

“If the Earth refers to this land, I have come to seek help from Doona.”

“Ha-.”

“Uncle.”

Doona’s sigh echoed, and Lancia raised her eyes and called out to me.

‘Right now, kill half that man.’

Lancia’s eyes said that.

I shook my head and smiled with a tired expression, meaning that I couldn’t do it now.

The story isn’t over yet. Wouldn’t it be possible to know how things are going now only if you listen to the whole story?

There is no problem even if you mess around after listening to everything.

“What happened over there?”

“There was no problem until the return of the hero.”

“So, what happened after that?”

“Yes.”

I felt a sense of difference in his appearance as he lowered his eyes at my question and continued the conversation in a weak voice.

“When the mage suddenly disappeared at first, the people were a bit uneasy, but the nobles and we didn’t care too much.”

“I guess so.”

Since you hated me, you would have loved it if I had disappeared. No matter how successful a hero was, there were few high-ranking people who looked favorably on a mage born from a commoner.

Fucking bastards.

“The problem was that even the saintess went missing, and things got bigger.”

“It must have been a commotion.

“Yes, as many as three out of five heroes have disappeared, and the people, as well as the nobles, have been thrown into confusion, and I, as the prince who will lead the empire in the future, came up with an answer to solve this problem!”

“So what is it?”

The prince continued his story, his eyes twinkling before he knew it, and his powerful voice mixed with pride.

Lancia frowned at that figure and grabbed the hem of my clothes, and Dunado held my hand at an angle where the prince could not be seen.

Uneasiness hung between us.

Please don’t give stupid answers.

“I will bring the hero back to our world, and then sit next to me as the empress.”

Asshole.

“Then, all the people can be relieved, trust me as the new emperor and Doona-sama as the empress, and feel relieved!”

“Oh, is that so?”

“Yes!”

You had no intention of finding us in the first place.

This idiot was just looking for an excuse to meet and marry Doona.

My and Lancia’s disappearance was just an excuse for a marriage proposal, a fancy decoration for a dramatic wedding.

Is this mother -in -law grew up eating her anus?

“Your Highness the Prince.”

“Yes, wizard!”

“Let’s hit it first, you idiot.”

“…Yes?”

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Jjaak-!

My palm, imbued with magical powers, splendidly blasted his face.

He collapsed on the chair with a loud sound of rolling on the floor, moaning in indescribable pain.

I looked at him and laughed.

“What are you, look at my girl.”

“Huh?!”

Duna’s face turned red with shame, and Lancia secretly pinched my side hard.

Why, did I do well?