13 – Mister, are you a eunuch?

A week after moving in, the three of us moved in together, passed rice cakes, and greeted the neighbors.

One day the three of us got along just fine.

I suddenly had free time.

“Hmm, I’m bored.”

Unable to overcome Gaeun’s insistence on going on a diet together, Doona followed her to the gym today, while Lancia is currently studying the homework given by Doona in the living room.

I sighed as I was fiddling with the latest smart phone that Doona gave me a while ago.

Unlike the Earth I lived in, this world did not have You Tube and community sites.

There are video sites that act as alternatives and communities that I am new to, but they didn’t seem to be very popular.

It seems to be hitting average, but won’t the recognition drop a bit?

But Internet broadcasters seem to exist.

There are no famous people who have just started a huge company and hired editors, but most of them earn enough money to feed themselves by broadcasting games, consulting, or doing radio broadcasts.

He seems to be eating well and living well.

Well, it’s none of my business.

I sneaked out into the living room and looked at Lancia. The way he grunts while holding a pencil is a bit cute.

Strangely, Doona doesn’t teach me anything other than Korean. If I get an ID later, I’ll have to take the GED, too.

“Lancia, are you far away?”

“…Mister.”

“Huh?”

“If you’re bored, go to sleep. The day after tomorrow is 30. They don’t say anything about taking a nap.”

Being treated like this just because you talked to me once, no matter how difficult my studies were, my parents were the only ones who could treat me this unreasonably.

My ulterior motive was clearly visible, so I didn’t even want to sleep.

“hahahaha, look at this guy?”

“Aren’t you going to sleep?”

“Do you know what to do while I sleep?”

What is the person who took out the bed in my room in concert with Doona talking now?

If I want to sleep, I have to sleep on a bed that is placed in the bedroom and can accommodate 3 people.

By the way, I was alone when I slept at night, but when I woke up at dawn, the three of us were sleeping together. You should be able to believe It’s like giving fish to a cat.

“Huh-, should I get the baby?”

“Yeah, you absolutely can’t.”

“Let’s see, I’ll drive you crazy just by looking at me.”

“…?”

That’s absolutely impossible.

It seems that he is trying to seduce me with the most bewitching expression on his face, but in my eyes, well?

It looks like a child is forcibly imitating an adult, so the corners of his mouth twitch.

Our Lancia. I usually see a bit of a sloppy part, but the acting is really sloppy.

“Then, shall we resume our old hobby?”

“What’s your hobby?”

“Competition.”

“…Don’t really do it.”

Lancia hardened her expression and began to stare at her fiercely.

It’s a hobby she can’t do on Earth anyway, but she still doesn’t know much about the country called Korea, so it seems she couldn’t take it as a joke.

My karma is a bit big.

“Will you just step away from me from now on? I will tell you everything.”

“The subject that benefited the most among the party members.”

“You lied?! You said you bought it legitimately! But you stole it!!”

Uh huh, you stole it.

Where do you come up with such accusations?

“Lancia, you should say that you received it noblely.”

“Somebody just gave me a saint’s rosary!”

But, that’s a priest class termination weapon.

It is also left 200 years ago by a saint, Michelle’s Rosaro.

It was a difficult item to obtain because the previous owner was a low-class aristocrat full of vanity.

The way to get it in the game is to get it by wasting time on a hard labor quest, or kill it and steal it. It was only one of them.

Rather, isn’t it amazing that I’ve been able to touch and receive a little bit by winning?

“Mister, sit here.”

“Why?”

Lancia said, tapping her palm on the seat next to her own.

“Do you want to come over? Yes?”

“Yes, I’m here.”

“Sit here, please.”

“Yes.”

Following Lancia’s words, she obediently took a seat next to her and put her buttocks on.

Now, Lancia’s skinship continues unscathed, Lancia sat down on my lap with her.

In the first five years since we first met, she has grown here and there, and Lancia has become a figure that everyone can tell that she is a beautiful woman.

And then, she pushed her butt, which was too big for her size, into me, and even made fun of me by squeezing it.

I know this, that’s what her nephews do when they sit on their aunt and uncle’s lap.

“Now, are you going to stay like this?”

“If you look heavy, how heavy.”

“Hee hee, nothing comes out even if I praise him.”

“It’s not a compliment, it’s a bruise.”

Because he was worried that I would really go to the match, he seemed to think of a way to sit on me with the thought of preventing me from moving.

Wow, how simple it is is such a childish idea. Even if you spend a year in this rough Korean society, you won’t be able to see such an innocent look.

Rather than that, the child is quite small and short. I don’t know why the weight is so light again.

Apparently, he eats the most among us and moves the least among us.

“Hyak-?!”

“Hey, look at your waist. Can it be this thin?”

“Wait a minute!”

Every time my hands moved, Lancia’s waist started to tremble.

As I was doing this, an old thought suddenly came to my mind. Whenever I go to see her grandmother in her province, her grandmother always touches my waist and stomach with both hands like this and says, ‘My baby, let’s see how much weight I’ve gained.’ You said

Sometimes he said he had lost weight, but his expression darkened, but that day was the day when the food that I couldn’t even eat was prepared to the point where my upper legs would bend.

Should I feed my child that much?

“You’ve gained a little weight! Shall I gain only 5Kg more?”

“I hate it!! It only makes my breasts bigger!!”

“It gets bigger from there?”

I was taken aback by the unexpected answer.

I didn’t expect that eating would go that way, but it wasn’t just thanks to the divine power that I didn’t gain weight.

“…Ah, men like big things, don’t they?”

What kind of nonsense is the kid making such a face?

“He especially liked it.”

“Saint, I’m slandering you.”

“A succubus, a cat beast named Marie, and a general store clerk’s sister.”

Why do I have such a good memory for small things like this?

However, those breasts were against the law. Even though such pretty beauties have a superior body, as a man, if you can’t look at them, that’s because I’m a eunuch.

“Aren’t you the older sisters who secretly looked at your breasts?”

“Stop it.”

Please don’t bring up stories that have already passed.

“Now I have bigger breasts than they do…”

“But you’re not.”

“Oh, why!”

I looked straight at Lancia, who was spouting nonsense.

Lancia reddened her face and started slapping me hard with both hands on my shoulder, but she just ignored it because it was weaker than Duna’s.

How ugly it is when her uncle lays hands on his nephew. I am my uncle, and I think of Lancia as my niece, and she has taken care of the fish.

So, it’s absolutely impossible.

“I’ll let you touch my chest!”

“No, that’s a bit.”

“Uncle!!”

You and I have a 6 year age difference, honestly, isn’t this?

Now, if I can’t hear her uncle from Lancia, I’m going to feel empty. For Lancia to call me by a different title than uncle, she can’t imagine it.

I just want Lancia to live happily as a kind person like she is now, but this kid doesn’t even know what people think.

“Are you a eunuch?”

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Jjaak-!

“Evil-?!”

My hand spewed fire.

My palm hit Lancia’s back directly without hesitation. Lancia couldn’t even scream properly, and jumped up from her lap, twisting her whole body in pain.

Did I hit you a little hard without realizing it?

But you have to be scolded.

“Is it these lips that say bad things? Yes?”

“Eup-! Ugh!”

“Oh, I can’t hear you.”

“mmm!! Aww, couples! Whoa whoop whoop!!”

She put her head on the floor, took Lancia’s lips, which were trembling in pain, and tugged.

She’s crying and seems to be protesting something against me, but hmm. I can’t understand what you’re saying

“Hey, what are you doing with a kid studying? Shall we go out for a while?”

“What?”

“I loved the blueberry smoothie. Shall we go for a walk, maybe get some snacks to cool off?”

“Mmm!”

“Change your clothes and wait for me.”

Lancia, as soon as I let go of her lips, immediately ran into her room.

Since I’m like that, I still only see him as a child. Lancia lives by saying that she will attack me with her own mouth, but I don’t know if the day will come when I’m really thrilled by that child.

First of all, it doesn’t seem like it is now.

“Mister, where are you going after going to the cafe?”

“Should I think about it while walking lightly? Wouldn’t it be nice to have a taste of sightseeing?”

“That’s right!”

She immediately changed her smile and smiled brightly at Lancia who came out.

I doubt if this is the child who slammed her head on the floor until 5 minutes ago and struggled with her pain, but she must have managed to heal herself and come out.

He’s a super high-level Priest, so how can he not do that?

“Come on, hands.”

“Hands!”

When I held out her hand, Lancia grabbed her hand right away.

For this child to become an adult, she will still need a little more time. Until then, well, she’ll be okay if me and Doona stay together.

Shall we buy some walnut snacks so we can all eat together?