10 – I can give birth to you!!

Lancia lay on my lap and was busy biting, sucking, biting, teasing my fingers with all her passion and passion to see if she was properly pouting.

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Judging by the hazy expression on his face as time passed, it seems that his fatigue still hasn’t resolved.

In addition, a pink heart-shaped icon representing [Charm] Appeared above Lancia’s head.

It is a status abnormality display in the game system that can only be seen by my eyes.

Now, it’s time to feed the potion.

“You’re not even a baby, stop munching my fingers and drink a potion?”

“Hey!

The light returned to the eyes that had lost focus, and the hazy expression disappeared.

The heart-shaped icon floating above her head also disappeared.

That’s why I can’t ignore it.

Feeling the force of biting my fingers getting a little stronger, I tried to pull it with the thumb, but Lancia held on all the way and did not fall off.

It reminds me of a crocodile that never misses its prey.

“Lancia, how dirty your fingers are. Gigi, Gigi. Damn you!”

“Two!”

“Right.”

Patting her on Lancia’s forehead, gently soothing her, she managed to get her drool-soaked fingers back.

I handed the two bottles of red potion I took out of my inventory to the child who was glaring at me with an awkward expression somewhere.

“Here is a potion that is good for the body. Do I have to drink both bottles?”

“Ugh, I don’t want to eat it because it’s bitter.”

“Do you want to eat after looking in the mirror now? Do you want to just eat?”

“…Mister, am I really ugly right now?”

Lancia looked at the mirror on the dressing table in the corner of her room, and she cried.

He looked very haggard, but his expression twisted at the anxious look as he held on to the hem of my clothes.

What about my expression right now?

“Yeah, it’s ugly, it’s because I came half way, it’s because I’m upset.”

“…I’m sorry.”

“Then let’s drink this and get healthy, huh?”

“Yes.”

Could my expression be too bad? Lancia looked at my face, then sulked and accepted her potion.

She unplugged her cork that was blocking the bottle, and without hesitation one shot. And the exciting second one-shot that follows.

Eating is really good.

“Did you finish it?”

“Wow, the taste is off.”

“Don’t be rude, I drank 10 bottles a day.”

“You’re a wizard!”

Do you know who wanted to be a wizard?

…It’s true that I chose to be a wizard, but that’s only when it’s a game. I’m not a psychic who can see the future, how could I have known that would become a reality?

Of course, it is true that he defeated the demon king more easily by choosing him as a wizard, but that is another story.

“Is that discrimination?”

“I’m not a wizard, so I don’t know.”

“Go into the bathroom and wash your face lightly and come out.”

“Yes.”

Push the child into the bathroom, come into the kitchen, warm up the soup, take out the bread and cut it into bite-sized pieces.

In the bathroom, he explained about the faucet and toiletries, about the toilet, and gave me a towel, so he should wash himself and come out.

From now on, all I have to do is after Lancia comes out after washing, I feed her breakfast, wait for her to digest a little, and put her to sleep.

Lancia won’t be able to get out of bed for a while, because I’ll force her to sleep.

“Mr. Hey…?”

“Why?”

At the sound of me calling, I turned off the induction that was heating the soup and left the kitchen.

“Water comes out of a snake hanging on the wall.”

“You touched the shower head.”

Her child was shaking with an awkward smile, with only her wet hair and head sticking out.

I wondered what this was, and I touched it out of curiosity, but then I got hit by the shower and was so shocked that I couldn’t even scream. Seodang-gae is said to recite Poongwol in three years, and now, pretending is pretending.

“Your clothes must be wet, so just take a bath and come out.”

“I don’t even have clothes to change into.”

“I’ll lend you my clothes.”

“I’ll wash up right away!”

It’s only fast at times like this, how nice it would be to be that fast while traveling. Still, I don’t think I’ve turned around like Doona, so it’s a relief.

The sound of water coming from her bathroom suddenly stopped while she was eating the table again, putting her food on a plate and crying.

You washed faster than I thought.

“Mister, give me those clothes!”

“Come out dressed.”

“…Are these clothes?”

“You have to eat, put on quickly and come out.”

She put the clothes she had prepared in her hand protruding through the crack in the bathroom door.

Lancia asked in a trembling voice as if she was embarrassed from beyond the door, but I suppressed the laughter that was about to burst out and urged me to come out calmly.

I cannot be the only one who suffers such an embarrassing situation. It is the Earth you have chosen. Endure it with evil.

As I sat on the bed and waited, something wriggling crawled out through the crack in the door.

Moist white hair, bright blue eyes. Cheeks flushed red with shame. And the long-awaited purple cat pajamas!

“Mister, what are these clothes?”

“Cat animal pajamas.”

“Is this your real uncle?”

“Yeah, I slept wearing it the first day I came here.”

When you come to Earth from another world, it seems that there is a declaration ceremony where you have to wear animal pajamas.

At my smirk, Lancia glanced at me with a sullen expression, then let out a sigh. I know I’m teasing you, but I mean, I’m going to trick you just this time.

“Dries my hair.”

“Yes, yes.

As if he had finally given up, he sat down on my lap.

Feeling the warm warmth felt through the animal pajamas, I pulled my waist up for a moment, sat down next to me, and took out the things I had prepared.

Where was the outlet next to the bed?

“What is that?”

“Hair dryer.”

It’s a hair dryer, a product of science that you will never have in the other world.

As expected, electronic products are the best, the best! Always thrilling, comfortable! This is an advantage for modern society.

“I prefer to dry my hair with Mr. Mana’s magic.”

“Don’t you know how hard it is to control that?”

“Yes, dry it with magical power.”

That’s a dangerous technique to the extent that if you mess with the mana control, you’ll just burn it all off. He doesn’t know that fact, so he’s asking for it casually.

If I had chosen the wind attribute, or had been an elemental magician who had chosen the water attribute, I would have blown the pollinator without mana control.

The problem is that I am a pyromancer who handles the fire attribute. It is used by evaporating the water and blowing it away, but even a little force will ignite it.

So unless I was in a situation where I was going to catch a cold, I didn’t do well.

“Baby, stay still.”

“Baby, isn’t that?!”

“Write-!”

Turning her head to and fro, she grabbed the hair that was running away from the hair dryer with both hands and fixed it.

It’s insane. Now I have to dry my hair and feed it, but the kid doesn’t listen.

“…It’s too much. Less than an hour has passed since I asked to be seen as a woman.”

“Then, shouldn’t we fix the childlike behavior first?”

“Cee…”

“Don’t blow your cheeks, it’s more like a baby.”

I pressed my fingers against Lancia’s cheek, which was full of air like a hamster.

Push! A child glaring at me with a bulging face with the sound of wind blowing, I just laughed without saying anything because I enjoyed this situation.

Then, suddenly, Lancia pushed her head into my arms and rushed at me.

No, you pushed me all of a sudden like this?

Did I make fun of you too much without realizing it because it was fun to see your face after a long time?

When I came to my senses, I was lying on the bed, and Lancia was on top of me, diligently wiping her wet hair with my clothes.

Wait, I don’t want to change!

“Hey, hey! Wait! Can’t you stop?! My clothes are getting wet!”

“Profit, I’ll make it moist!”

“Aagh!! Don’t use body strengthening buffs unnecessarily!”

Pale divine power that glowed white wrapped around Lancia’s body. As long as she puts her physical ability enhancement buff on herself, it’s hard for me to beat her Lancia with her power.

In contrast to her increasingly damp clothes, Lancia’s mouth drew a dark arc.

Yeah, you say I like you, but I’ll change my clothes once. There are no parents who can win over their children, such a trivial rebellion.

“Please stay like this for a while”

“Did I miss you a lot?”

“Yes.”

“Yes, I missed you too.”

She raised her arms and locked Lancia in her arms. Then, she patted the boy on the back.

Lancia did not raise her head. He continued to complain in a small voice that he was scared because I was gone.

When it was said that Owen and Udon’s love for Doona was not deep, I couldn’t answer anything.

I’ve liked her steadily for years, and she appeals like that, but Doona pretends not to know and ignores it casually, so she just didn’t show it, maybe their love ended a long time ago.

“Mister, I know. Doona unnie forcibly dragged you.”

“Did the goddess tell you?”

He’s a guy I’ve never met before, but he said useless things to the kid.

“Would you like to run away like this with me? Life may be difficult, but I will try my best. If we are together, we will definitely be happy.”

“No. This is not a place where you can lightly launder your identity like we used to.”

I wanted to explain more about this and that, but I kept quiet. Lancia, who has lived her entire life in a fantasy world, had no idea about this world.

Knowing that, Lancia must have been reincarnated, one of the possessors. I was enough for that person. I’m neither reincarnated nor possessed, but dimensional movement.

“Then run away to another country.”

“In this world, each country has a different language. To get there, you have to fly for several days on a mechanical device called an airplane.”

“Liar, I don’t believe that. There is no such thing as a flying machine.”

“Here it is.”

Mumbling, I grabbed the wrist that was pinching my side. I only told the truth, but they don’t believe me.

When the Wright brothers, who invented the airplane, heard it, they would shed tears.

How many trials and errors those people succeeded, and how many romances became a reality, starting with that brother. For Lancia to realize it, she will have to live for several years, if not in this world.

“And how do you leave Doona behind?”

“I’m prettier than Doona!”

“In my eyes, I only see him as a baby who has never had a proper relationship.”

You’re just as stupid as me.

A girl who grew up in a monastery all her life participated in the demon lord subjugation trip, so there’s no way she’ll have time to date. Often, a few young noblemen who did not even know the subject approached, but most of them went to Duna, and few came to Lancia.

“Since my sister and the uncle were cuddling with me, the men didn’t come close to me because they were afraid!”

“You liked it because it was comfortable.”

“That’s by the way.”

I distinctly remember watching Duna smile forcibly as she fidgeted with the handle of her sword against the men in the street, feeling relieved that she hadn’t suffered such a thing.

Lancia’s outward appearance is immensely beautiful, but she is fundamentally just a child who is cumbersome and avoids her head-ache.

“Lancia is a baby, I will protect her.”

“Oh no!!”

The actions you have taken so far are childlike.

“Have you ever seen a baby with such big breasts?!”

“You.”

Lancia climbed on top of me, holding up her darling and her breasts with both hands, showing off her overwhelming size to anyone who saw it, but she was no match for me.

When he whined about his leg pain, he turned him over, when he secretly picked up a drink and stretched out, hugged him and cuddled him in bed, and when he was sick with a cold, I clung to him and nursed him all day.

Now it’s too late for Lancia’s heart to beat.

“Lee Yi-i-! If the baby is so good, I can give birth !!”

Is he crazy, there’s nothing he can’t say.

“Huh~, what are you two doing now?”

Oh, f*ck.