Episode 97 – Made in He… Japan

Most of the bastards reincarnated in this world are idiots except for me. Why? Not all of them are like that, but they are idiots who use their fucking knowledge to make a fuss in another world. These bastards don’t even know that bastards who have read only one book are the scariest.

If possible, even if it is a reincarnated person, I hope that a graduate student in science and engineering will come. Not the idiots who don’t know what to do and just talk about theories they saw on TV or in educational cartoons.

“Werner-sama, what’s wrong with your complexion?”

“No… It’s just that my head hurts a little.”

Please, Gwasaeng… Please, Gwasaeng…

I prayed earnestly and opened the door to the audience room. And the one who greeted me was an ordinary man with messy hair and bad eyes… Oh fuck, I’m already feeling like I’ve been fucked… And the clothes aren’t fucking school uniforms?

“I’m Masato Akahara! I’m an ordinary Japanese high school student, and I’m a [reincarnated person] gifted with skills by that little goddess.”

Heh heh, I think this is a bitch. A reincarnated Japanese high school student with bad eyesight and still wearing school uniform… It’s a symbol of nuisance and wrath, motherfucker. I need to reincarnate a bastard with a bit of common sense. Damn, isn’t God signing an outsourcing contract with the gods of another world and dumping trash into another world without permission?

And next to her is a horned red-haired girl… and a blonde in a weird uniform outfit… fuck it. I hadn’t heard a voice yet, but I was sure. Those bitches are going to be assholes too.

“In front of His Highness the Crown Prince. Be polite, stranger.”

I didn’t want to see that bastard messing around, so I told him to get down on his knees.

“Ohhh… In this world, it seems polite to cut off conversations with others.”

Ahh, fuck that jjinta bastards biting their tails and drooping. After being liberated from Pattak, I thought I would say goodbye to those idiots forever… but congratulations, Gonick 『Perochurus』, there were idiots like you everywhere in the world.

“Your Highness, Crown Prince… You shouldn’t look at the rudeness of that stranger.”

“That’s true… But, as you know, no one expects courtesy from the Lecours in the south, right?”

Lekour is definitely a monkey that looks like a human… Ah, I see what you mean. As expected, my rod, from the beginning, he did not treat that bastard as a human being.

“Who are you to interfere with the meeting between the prince and me?”

Oh, that courtesy, you idiot who ate rice. Should I just inject the honorific injector? Here, the honorific injector is a club.

“Attach Your Highness, stranger. And I am the Crown Prince’s teacher, and I am the Imperial Wizard, Werner Alton.”

“Imperial wizard? To put it simply, it’s the imperial dog, isn’t it? There seems to be a dog that boasts its leash.”

And suddenly the horned bitch said.

“If it’s Werner Alton… isn’t that the loser wizard who ran away 12 years ago because his work was too difficult? It’s funny even to the original girl.”

expected hits.

However, the prince suddenly changed his posture and sat down.

“I can tolerate disrespect for me to some extent… but if you insult my teacher, Mr. Werner, just once… I’ll behead you and put you in the street.”

Oh, my Lord… Actually, I was not reincarnated as the teacher of the heroine, but as the teacher of the crown prince.

“Chit… you know what, so relax. More than that, I’m here to bring innovation to the world.”

Ah, that loveless development.

“First of all, the first thing I would like to introduce is the sword.”

oh fuck

“It’s a sword that I made at the request of the blacksmith who carries it. In my hometown, this is called a Japanese sword.”

Whether it was Masato or Masao, the bastard took out a Japanese sword in awe.

Why don’t fucking expectations go wrong? How old was that son of a blacksmith to make that sword? Rather than using that knives, I just use the OKC 3S. I know because I used that knife when I fell into middle school 2 disease. That day, I almost fell behind.

“Would it be okay if I checked for a moment?”

“Huh, it looks like you’re also surprised to see this Japanese sword. If you want, you can arm the Empire’s soldiers with that sword. Of course, only I know the recipe.”

I know that too, you bastard.

I raised my hand and struck the side of the Japanese sword. As expected, this sword was broken terribly when it hit the side.

“My… my ‘Kami Kiri’ is…”

He said something like Kamikiri and fell asleep. Really.

“Your Highness, I don’t think there’s any value in a sword that breaks with a slight blow to the side…”

“Certainly, black robbers are the lifeblood. I can’t use a sword like this.”

“Benefit…”

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Now, Masaoi Hoon is a baby.

“Then, I’ll show you the second cold weather device.”

oh please god please

Hoon clapped his hands, and brought a table, a blanket, and a red jewel. It’s like that. Fuck that.

“Have you ever seen one? This is the [Kotatsu] from my hometown.”

I don’t know who the little goddess who brought this bastard here is, but I’m really going to kill her. You made me see that nonsense in front of me who inherited the spirit of the independence movement.

“Put a blanket on the table, put a wooden board on top of it, and put Salamandon’s magic stone inside… How about it warm up quickly? I’ll sell this idea at a good price.”

“Hmm…”

“Your Majesty, I don’t know what the purpose of that strange, not even funny table is…”

“Certainly my opinion is the same as yours.”

“Huh, it looks like you’re also shocked to see the kotatsu.”

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No, that’s not it, you asshole, this is a Western fantasy world.

“Most of the tables here are standing. And do you mean nobles to sit on the ground without dignity? Besides, nobles just need to put in a lot of firewood and turn off the fire. It means that there is no need for such a fancy table.”

“Are only the nobles human? Kotatsu is what powerless commoners are…”

“You’re so stupid that you can’t even laugh. Can people who don’t even have money to buy firewood buy those expensive Salamander’s magic stones? Stranger.”

“Still, if you only have one magic stone, you won’t have to buy firewood…”

“One Salamander’s magic stone can buy two months’ worth of magic stone.”

“Yes, two months’ worth of firewood will make the winter warmer…”

“The warmth of a Salamander’s magic stone goes away after a week, stupid thing.”

Is this kid really an idiot? Except for me, most of the bastards reincarnated in the real world seem to be idiots, especially high school students.

“Three… the third…!”

hee hee what’s next? Just introduce sushi, Hoon-ah. If you really introduce something like Powi Seolmyeonjin, or if you insist that things like soy sauce and tofu are from your hometown, your brother will fall behind you.

“It is a political system called democracy.”

That crazy bastard… This is the imperial family, you idiot bastard. I didn’t want my Asian compatriots to die, so I had to stop that idiot from teasing his mouth.

“First of all, the people know their leaders…”

“Your Highness, I will not listen to this stranger any more.”

Hoonah hyung, thank you so much, because he saved your life. If you want a revolution, rather organize a rebel army, and don’t talk about democracy reform in front of the crown prince.

“Hey you guys.”

I wondered if some kind of idiot had invaded, but it was a blonde woman wearing a uniform style costume.

“Masato-kun is kind enough to share his knowledge, but what was his attitude from earlier?”

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No, I’m a two-year-old kid, and Hoon should thank me by giving me the Samgwegugodurye. That bastard was almost beheaded for talking about democracy in the imperial family.

“Ohhh… What kind of family’s daughter did she act like that to the royal mage?”

“The second daughter of Count Glasse, Carat Glasse.”

Why the fuck do nobles have names and last names like this? It’s so hard to hold back laughter. The year that I roasted the carrots was also a mess as I expected.

“Trying to blind the crown prince with useless knowledge, trying to steal the royal family’s money with useless words, and trying to meddle in politics on a subject without professional knowledge. Originally, it was a serious crime that had nothing to say even if you ran away. .”

“Masato-kun is the savior who saved me!”

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No, you roasted bitch in a carrot sucker. I say that bastard got caught cheating, but why are you talking about yourself all of a sudden?

“Masato-kun is the savior who saved me from falling into a trap in the dungeon! I won’t put up with cursing at Masato-kun!”

Heh heh heh fuck I’m talking to the beast right now.

“Haa… It’s not even worth talking to anymore. Your Highness, this is the end. It’s a waste of time.”

“Yes, I’d love to.”

“Next time, just beg, stranger.”

“You bastard!”

The bitch who roasted carrots pulled out her sword. That crazy bitch pulls out her sword in front of the crown prince, the carrot bitch went crazy trying to eat stir-fry.

Ah, if I heard that before, I wouldn’t be able to deal with it… but I thought I should let it go without pain…

visor!

Glaceon blew away the carrot girl’s sword with her bare hands. Wow, that’s going to be a hand-snap.

“She’s the count’s daughter… It’s not even funny.”

Glaceon said in a dignified voice after wiping her hands with a handkerchief.

“To think that the count’s second daughter is trying to make fun of the grand duke’s fiancée… Know the subject.”