Episode 89 – The Crown Prince’s Request

I’ve been worrying too much lately. From worrying about the lunch menu to worrying about Camellia’s father, he was distracted. Ha fuck… Camellia’s father, can’t you report this? However, they couldn’t keep their mouth shut about this, so they just reported that their members were elves and nymphs, so it seemed like a huge organization.

“Ha fuck…”

In addition, in order to survive in the future, Werner had to save the holy relics. I just wanted to live the rest of my life normally, but how did things turn out this way? God, was it such a big wish to just play and eat while forgetting about the property in my own house?

“… Mr. Werner?”

“Ah, Your Highness, Crown Prince, I’m sorry. I was thinking about those gangsters for a while…”

Prince Geumtaeyang had called me aside and was instructing me on the next mission. I had solved such a big problem at best, but I didn’t even get a reward vacation. This is why other mages don’t apply to become imperial mages.

“As you can see, there are too many rats in the country right now. I want to catch them all, but it’s not easy because it’s too dark and dense.

“Isn’t it natural that a baby rat hides in a rat hole?”

“But as long as those rats exist… the people will continue to suffer as you see!”

The prince went all the way to the table and expressed his opinion. It’s stupid, how can such poisonous weeds be pulled out by rooting them out? I was too young to believe that it was possible to do something when it was a corporation that was constantly being created.

“Crown Prince, there are things in the world that you have to overlook no matter how angry you are.

I said that and drank the tea. The tea was quite good as it was bitter and full of flavor. Personally, I think a guy who pours sugar cubes into a car is an idiot.

The prince said without heeding my words.

“If you want to excise the rotten part, the blood and ooze will flow.

“Hwangtaejeo, please fix it. Then…”

I put my hand on the prince’s neck.

“Blood must be shed to excise the rotten part… That’s right. But do you have a knife to excise the rotten part? You can’t do anything with your bare hands.”

Even if justice requires blood, he said in a twisted tone that he must have the minimum ability to do so. Despite my threats, the prince did not give in.

“Yes, because the competent people, including the teacher, are my sword.”

This madman turns people into knives. It’s not some kind of fucking Emily, why are you making people out of metal?

“Then are you prepared to use this sharp knife called Werner?

I asked if someone like you could handle me.

“If I was a coward who could only hold a dull knife, I wouldn’t have been prepared to cut off the rotten part in the first place.”

If you weren’t prepared to deal with me, that would mean you weren’t even thinking about fighting corrupt assholes in the first place. Stupid, foolish, full of ideals, full of courage and resolution… I personally didn’t hate that kind of guy.

A dangerous, unlikely mission… We have to do it right away. Because that’s man’s nature.

“I understand. This Werner Alton, I will follow your Highness the Crown Prince.”

Sometimes it’s okay to lend a hand to such an idiot. Since you’re a fool who doesn’t even know how dirty you’re going to be in the mud, wouldn’t it be worthwhile to help?

“So, Mr. Werner, I have something to ask of you.”

Well, I was willing to listen as long as it wasn’t for introducing me to a girl or confessing to me.

“What is it? Never mind, just tell me.”

“I’m thinking of weeding out those rats this time.”

Do you plan to weed out the nobles who are suspected of having a connection with the sword or something else?

“That’s so much fun. Do you have any plans?”

However, it was impossible to punish all of them, so there was a need for a way to distinguish them somehow. But if you entrust that method to me, I will beat you with all my heart.

“I’m going to throw a ball.”

ball? Did this crazy bastard get goosebumps from an Indian movie? ‘Let’s not all do bad things!’ Are you thinking like this? You have to sound sensible. Is this really sick? This bastard…

“The ball is a place where all nobles interact, and those with a bad back will gather by themselves.”

“It sounds plausible, but I don’t think they will openly talk suspiciously in front of the crown prince.”

“That’s why I’m asking the teacher. Please wear a disguise and attend the ball under a false identity.”

A party was held in the name of the crown prince, and Dara attended and gathered information… It didn’t sound like a bad plan. But there was one catch.

“By the way, Your Highness the Crown Prince, at a ball like that there would be quite a few people coming, wouldn’t it be unreasonable for me to watch everyone by myself?”

I’m not an African Genocider mercenary, and I don’t have that level of hearing.

“Don’t worry about that. I’ve got the right partner for you.”

The prince suddenly began to cover his eyes with a towel. I wondered if this bastard suddenly wanted to change jobs to Illidan.

“Please come in.”

Then the door opened and Lorsha appeared.

“Have you been well, Your Highness, Crown Prince?”

Even though Lorsha appeared, the prince did not vomit.

“I can’t see your face anymore, so I don’t have to throw up hahahahaha.”

People say that humans are animals that know how to use tools, so that’s true. I wanted to applaud the prince’s evolution and wisdom.

“So, I’m planning a ball soon, so you two can dress up and attend with the identities I’ve prepared.”

Lorsha seemed not to be taken aback, as if she had been told in advance.

“Do you have a reason to hold a ball, Your Highness?”

“It would suffice to say it was a place to celebrate the crown prince’s inauguration.”

“Certainly… As a justification, it’s perfect. Anyway, what identity are you planning to prepare? Preparing two fake identities is difficult after all…”

“Well, wouldn’t it be enough to make the two of you a married couple?”

Certainly, it would be easier if we made the two identities separate, rather than making them a couple. But Lorsha cried out, blushing.

“Your Highness! You and this guy are married! I’ve never heard of it!!!”

His entire body turned red like the heir to the Suzaku God’s Art, and the way he protested with his hands clenched was even cute.

“But as the Lord of the Lorsha Tower said, it is not common to create two separate identities that can enter such a position.”

“Then I will not use a false identity, but will attend as the eldest daughter of the McKellen family…”

“Don’t you know that’s more difficult?”

“But Your Highness…”

The prince said while looking at the wall, not Lorsha or me.

“But the two of them look good together from my point of view. Temporarily changing the color of the hair and eyes doesn’t seem to change the harmony.”

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No, thanks for the words, but where the hell are you looking? Look at how you become blind right away because you cover your eyes. So, what does ‘even in my view’ mean, what do you see?

“Then may I call someone else to help me?”

I wanted to bring an escort with me in case of emergency.

“Well, it’s difficult to follow Werner in disguise, so it won’t matter if I invite you separately.”

After all, My Road, he was a monster of rationality.

“No hey Werner! That’s not important right now!”

Then what’s the matter, you bastard?

“Hmm… Now, was there anything more important than this plan? I’m not sure?”

I was a bit nervous because I wanted to tease Lorsha.

“No, they say we have to attend as a couple! Are you okay?”

“It’s camouflage anyway. Didn’t we play like that when we were kids?”

“No, I played a great wizard when I was young and this is the same!”

“Playing as a couple with you, I’m pretty good, but you don’t like it?”

I said that and drank the tea. It was cold and there was no taste.

“No… it’s not that I hate it…”

“If you don’t mind, could you follow me to the ballroom… madam?”

She took her time and teased Lorsha. The red face that contrasted with the blue lobby she was wearing was very cute.

“Ah… Okay! You can do it! If you do it!”

“It’s nice, ma’am.”

“If you do that ‘wife’ one more time, I’ll kill you!”

I guess I was teasing too much. It is said that earthworms wriggle when stepped on, and Lorsha seems to be the same.

“As expected, the two of you look good together hahahahaha.”

“By the way, Your Highness the Crown Prince, you can’t wear an eyepatch at that ballroom, so what are you going to do when you see a woman?”

“Oh, it’s okay. If you’re prepared, you can hold out for a few minutes…”

At that time, the prince must have laughed so hard that the towel covering his eyes fell off and he ended up looking at Lorsha’s face.

“Kwueeep!”

Can he really survive at the ballroom without having to work overtime?

“It’s not very pleasant to see someone throw up on my face, really…”

Seeing Lorsha sigh, I wanted to tease her more.

“Uweeh…?”

I pretended to vomit, and Lorsha started slapping me on the back.

“Blow! Earn! Anyway!”

A prince who vomits when he sees a woman’s face.

Werner Alton, a handsome and kind Confucian heir.

Dropkick Master Lorsha McKellen.

Can these three brothers and sisters handle the work properly?