Chapter 87 – TWO

In the past week, there have been two formulas that can be said to be new.

The chewed-up, whether it was Lloyd or steroid, was eventually taken tight in the chain and confessed that he had been paid by the suspicious. I wondered if there was something else he was hiding, but no matter how much I tortured him, he wouldn’t open his mouth. Even if they were relatives of the empress, the situation had grown out of control, so it was insignificant. There, the crown prince urged him to investigate this matter properly, so even the nobles close to him were unable to use their strength.

Even if they were freed, there would be quite a few parts of their body that couldn’t function. Why? Who was in charge of investigating the case? it’s me I am a person who hates outsourcing, so I prepared the torture myself. The extent to which they were hung upside down and beaten belonged to rest. Other than that, you can hang it upside down and pour salt water into your nose, insert the sword and stick it with a needle like a game where you make the pirate jump out, burn it with electric magic, freeze it, peel the skin from the soles of your feet and add oil… Anyway, I was tortured so that the screams would not stop.

But no matter how unaccustomed to pain, I didn’t expect it to be that weak. Until the end, he only took the money, and in the end, he could not overcome the pain and even passed out. I had to get the fainting guy up. So I used a very traditional method.

“Cold water, cool down.”

I poured cold water on his body with magic. Jesus gave wine like his own blood to his disciples, and the heretic inquisitors, his descendants, gave cold water to the pagans. Wouldn’t it be natural for me, the last Heretic Inquisitor, to pour cold water on me?

“Huh uh uh!”

He got up right away, as if surprised by my kindness in serving cold water even to trash.

I lit a cigarette I don’t usually smoke, but it’s natural for torture technicians to smoke.

“Hey, let’s not do this. Let’s all blow and get comfortable, huh? Hyung is having a hard time too… Hyung wants to finish it quickly and go home, you fucking bastard… So blow please…”

Accepting the will of Jesus who said that human scum is also human, I earnestly asked human scum too. I saw the three great saints smiling happily at me.

“Because I really don’t know…”

“Ah, that’s the way you are.”

Masochists, those who derive sexual pleasure from pain. If that’s your inclination, this artist of pain, Werner, should personally help. Because true suffering artists give away their art for free.

“So what do we do next? Do you want me to pour boiling oil in your ears? Do you want me to break your legs and force you to roll you down the slope? Or um… ok let’s crack peanuts, let’s crack peanuts.”

“Cracking Peanuts…?”

“Ah, don’t you know peanuts? The thing hanging from your lower body is an asshole.”

Then the man’s face turned pale. You like peanuts so much, I tried to stop it if I had a peanut allergy again.

“I remembered! I remembered everything!”

How good are peanuts, will they even bring back memories that hadn’t come to mind? It is native to South America. I paid my respects to Mr. Peanut, a type of dicotyledon plant Leepanhwa-gun Rosemary legume.

“Okay, so what do you remember?”

“The person who gave me the money… He was tall and wore a sword and exuded unusual energy.”

Is that bastard named Lancelot? In the world I lived in, I was a bastard who was called ‘an adulterous knight’, ‘a bastard loyal to the way he took the king’s woman’, or ‘a lower body berserker’.

“He gave me money and asked for the key to the sewer and a rental ticket.”

“You sell it? You traitor.”

I followed Mr. Peanut’s will and kicked him in the stomach.

“Kuhuhuhhh… So when I asked what was the reason, he said it would hurt if he knew too much.”

“That’s the same thing you just said, son of a gun. If I know too much, I’ll get hurt. Knowing is power, you punk! You get hurt today because you don’t know too much.”

If you don’t know Sir Francis Bacon’s maxim that knowledge is power, it’s cheap even if you get kicked. He is a great man, even though he is a nobleman who died after burying a chicken in the snow and observing it. I don’t know the proverb of this.

“No, no, no! And then I sighed and added a comment.”

“Then you should have told me earlier, you son of a gun! “Can’t you see that I and the others here suffered because of you?”

I kicked him in the stomach again. And this time I kicked him in the shin. There was little point in kicking him in the shin. just pissed off

“Ow!”

“Don’t you tell me what he said? Do you really want to get a blood?

“He said he ‘picks out the goods’! Yes he definitely did! And he left! Really!”

“Why do you say that now!”

I beat him up for a while. The fist of justice did not stop until everyone, including Ricardo, the Crown Prince, and Camellia, who watched the torture, eventually stopped me.

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The second is that I finally have my own house and account.

To be precise, it was getting back the account Werner used before… but I was happy. But the moment I was even happier was when I checked the amount in it. In the original work, it was said that it was the amount of money he received from his older brothers and sisters, and that he saved little by little from his salary… It contained an amount beyond imagination. Based on this worldview, it was an amount that could earn a few top spots. It was a lot of money that made me think for a moment that I was going to fuck the world I used to live in.

And the house Ricardo prepared was not that huge. No, it was quite large, but it was small compared to Ricardo’s house. Still, it has a pond attached to the garden, and I really liked the elegant white exterior. He said that Ricardo would take care of the attendants and guards.

Oh and when we decided on a room, there was noise. Glaceon and Airi had a fight over sleeping in the room next to me. To be honest, it’s sad that I couldn’t eat jajangmyeon the day I moved in, but we even had a fight so I just went to the room next to Camellia. And the room I originally planned to stay in was given to Glaceon. Glaceon and Airi seemed to admire my Solomon-like wise decision.

We didn’t say anything and just stared at each other. It was Camellia who laughed at this ruling, which could be called the second coming of Solomon.

“Oh sister, you haven’t been feeling well lately, so you’re feeling better now?”

“Ah… I’m fine now. I’m organizing my thoughts little by little.”

“Can you organize your thoughts little by little?”

“That… the man we met in the sewer was actually…”

Then, a knife hissed towards us and Camellia cut it off with the blade of her hand.

“What’s the fuss about?”

Camellia’s hostility was not towards me, but towards her friends’ two daughters. Airi and Glaceon fought again over trivial matters, which then developed into a knife-fighting problem. This kid should be really regulated or something, if even one person is seriously injured in this way, I’m the only one who gets poisoned. Whether it was a gambling board or life, he had to avoid poisoning.

However, the hastily introduced regulatory bill has the opposite effect, just like the shut-down system. In order to regulate it in a hurry, I did not want to become like an asshole who only lets teenagers play games for one hour at a set time a week. That’s why I had to think of an alternative even if it was difficult right now.

However, the half-elves had a different opinion than I did, so they hurriedly came up with a regulation.

“If you fight again, I’ll tell your parents to take you back. Airi will follow Zeke, and Glaceon will be stuck in the Northern Territory.”

It was the elder’s special move and secret technique, telling his parents (父母任한太 – 二樓旣). As expected, the skill of handling older elves and children was excellent. Because the two of them got depressed and lowered their heads and said they would understand.

I’m sorry to Airi for interrupting her date last week, but I’ll be sure to take care of her next time.

“Iri… It’s your birthday soon, do you have anything you want for that time? I’ll get them all for you.”

within the limits the amount allows.

“Then go on a proper date on my birthday. Don’t leave my side no matter what.”

“Yes, even if a meteorite falls and a tsunami hits, I will be with you.”

Only then did Airi’s depressed expression brighten.

And I whispered in Glaceon’s ear, whose expression became even more depressed.

“The next day, I will hang out with Glaceon-nim.”

Because I am Werner, a man of fairness.

As the depressed two left the hallway with smiles and entered the room, Camellia resumed the unfinished story with a serious face.

“I know who the man we ran into last time in the sewers… I know.”

It was not like her tone.

“So who is it?”

Just knowing who it was would be of great help in further investigations.

“He… his name is… Raven.”

She spoke in a trembling voice.

“Raven Peony… He is my father…”