Episode 69 – Drop kicks hurt when hit

When the fuck did you get hurt? Apparently, in this part, I was quite sensitive, so the shock was not the only one. Even if a single bug sits on it or dust sticks to it, I can feel it right away. But still, I’m hurt that I don’t even feel? It wasn’t because of a protruding nail or corner. Then someone cut me with something sharp, that’s it? No, it would be impossible unless you have a certain pirate comic book skills.

So this… It was clear that the ghosts were doing it. Hallelujah, this is fucking muan sweet water. If there’s a bastard that’s aiming for my neck, I’ll have to beat that bastard with the blessing of the Lord God. I will set up a holy war here and punish the bastards who seek the lives of the living. I am the Paladin Werner…

“… Hey Werner!”

“I’m sorry, I was thinking about something else for a while…”

While thinking about the details of the temple, I forgot about Lorsha. These goddamned bastards are trying to extend their demons to my human relationships. can’t forgive I will condemn these damn cubs in my name.

“Did you get into the habit of thinking about something else in front of people while you couldn’t see it?”

Even if I had been interrogated for killing people, I wouldn’t have been treated like this. oh i did kill it then there’s nothing you can do Still, I can’t tell you right away. However, I had to desperately come up with an excuse.

“For a while… I was thinking about what to say to you.”

“what..?”

“You know. That I have so much to tell you… no, I have so many things to say.”

“Didn’t the bastard who knew that shut up and didn’t even apologize? Didn’t the bastard who knew that sent a letter until now?”

“To be honest, I was a little scared.”

“…What is scary? What did I do to you?”

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Now, this is the main room. You have to grease your brother and play properly. In terms of a rhythm game, now is the climax where you have to concentrate and hit repeatedly.

“After saying that to you, what can I say to get the relationship back? Maybe it’s too late now, maybe I said something useless there and the relationship gets further apart…”

“Don’t lie… You’ve never told me in over 15 years…”

“Not one day in 15 years…”

I pressed my face to Lorsha.

“I’ve never forgotten you. I suffer every day, what would it have been like if I had done that then? Or what if I had apologized in advance? Wouldn’t it be too late now? I regretted and thought about it every day.”

“…Do not lie.”

I thought I had caught Gura for a moment, but Lorsha was avoiding her gaze. It’s not entirely eaten, but it seems to have been partially eaten. It’s also thanks to Werner’s face, the comments that would have come back saying, “Don’t fuck with an ugly person because it’s embarrassing.”

Could it be that Werner’s face is some kind of game equipment?

[Werner’s Face Lecture 17: Equipment worn on the face (bind item)]

[Probability 174 (additional value 25)

Seduction Success Chance 37%

41% chance of being forgiven even if you say shit (extra chance 13% when smiling)

Creepy remarks 32% (25% additional chance with voice)

60% chance the odd bitch will catch up

45% chance of getting a discount from the shop hostess

55% chance of getting food from the restaurant lady as a bonus]

It’s a fucking scammer, this. Operator Look at these assholes not caring about item balance. It’s like a fucking game, and besides, items with these options are incredibly rare, so few people own them.

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No, that’s why nerfing is difficult. Why? Because I already ate the scam. However, I sincerely hope that latecomers will not ruin the balance in the game by acquiring such fraudulent items. Later, after work is over, I will send a 5700 character long appeal to the operator to restore balance in the game. Because I am a person who affirms the order of the world.

“Anyway, you have to be reinstated as an imperial mage now.”

“It’s annoying… honestly, aren’t the conditions too demanding?

“Yes, since you ran away… I took care of the imperial mage until your successor came. Let’s get to know you very well.”

You’re going to get real cancer. Werner Aren’t a lot of people suffering because this fucking bastard made a big shit and left?

Lorsha in front of me right now, and me being robbed by that Lorsha, Mr. Lee Jun-young from Anyang, Gyeonggi-do, the bastard who has been criticized for several years after being caught saying that Samyang ramen should be without the taste of ham, neglecting the basics of basketball Jo Jae-joong, who died of drug addiction, and Joo Joo-yoon, who lost their parents at a young age and suffers to this day. All of Berner will be the victim of the cheap shit.

“Ha… I’ve told the imperial family on their own, so there’s no need to worry about the procedure.”

“Thank you for that. No, but I escaped and there was no problem?”

A ninja who once abandoned a village must go to the end and kill it. Didn’t many runaway ninja teachers die according to this rule? I was embarrassed that I was the only one who received preferential treatment. Am I getting this privilege because I’m the youngest of the heroes? If so, I might hate this country. I hated being privileged because I was someone’s acquaintance, a child of a high-ranking person, or someone from the same hometown or school.

“Hey, I always miss one hand? I hear that a great wizard like you will come back, but of course I welcome it with open arms.”

Oh, you were welcome because you had the skills. Ah, it can’t be helped if it’s a meritocratic worldview. In the world, it is desirable to live by believing in one’s own skills. To treat people like this with such skills was indeed desirable. Because this is a gift of glory that I fully achieved with my own strength, not any special favor.

“Fuck…”

Come to think of it, it wasn’t a privilege. The Imperial Wizard is a typical 3D job in the wizarding world, so I’m going there again. In my hometown style, it was Hangundu, or re-enlistment. Lorsha, this gendarme-like bitch, has managed to catch me after deserting and throws me back into the darkness. Let’s see. I won’t forget the humiliation of today and will give you great pain.

“What are you thinking again?”

“No, just…”

My conscience stung a little to say that I was contemplating how to inflict pain on the person concerned. Besides, don’t most of the villains who confide in their plans are robbed? I, the heir to Zhuge Liang’s soul, will not commit the folly of foolishly revealing my plans.

“Here Lorsha.”

“Don’t call me by name in a friendly way. I’m not angry yet.”

Even with Werner’s face, it seems that it was still too much to relieve Lorsha’s anger. Fucking operator bastard Werner said to improve the face effect, really. This operator bastard didn’t do the operation he was told to do, and it was a mess to handle the work, even if he ate the pig’s feet. I firmly decided that if I had to face him, I would slap him with the bone of his feet.

“Okay, then what should I call it?”

“Call me Lorsha Magic Tower, didn’t you call me that in the past? I didn’t apologize for saying ‘Ha’, but just spat out the hard title.”

Werner, you bastard… When you meet him, first of all, drop kick him, hit him in the temple with a two-handed dangjuk, knock him down with a wasabari, and then give him a falcon punch to the face. If you look at this bastard’s actions, there is no bastard like this in the world.

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Never had an asshole like this before. Is this a wizard or a baby swallow?

“Lorsha Magic Tower, there is something I want to ask you.”

“So what?”

“In the imperial family, the prince… or the princesses… would really hate me, right?”

It was said that this bastard Werner imprisoned the prince in ice and turned him into Dooly, or that he slashed the princesses who had confessed to him with the sword of language. I was a little worried because the criminal record wasn’t usually flashy.

“Oh that one?”

Lorsha took a bite of a nearby pipe and inhaled, exhaling a light gray smoke.

“Some of the princesses still like you, and there are those who are already married and treat you as a dark history. Oh, there are also those who want to kill you because they were so hurt at that time.”

It’s not some kind of starter Pokemon, it’s divided into three types. It must have been crazy to see that there were more than 8 princesses. By the way, Narat-sama also cursed at places where he wasn’t there, but being a year with princesses was too much for Lorsha to become a loyal subject.

“That… the prince?”

“Ah, the prince? That brown-skinned, blond kid? We’ve seen each other before.”

A blonde with brown skin. You’re saying that this bastard normal woman doesn’t like everything, and you didn’t mean something to Lorsha, right?

“What happened?”

“Did he throw up as soon as he saw my face? He says he vomits whenever he sees a normal woman’s face. They say that only his family is an exception.”

The future of this country is very bright. At least the new emperor won’t reveal his female identity.

“Is that why you hate me?”

“… I didn’t even have time to ask him about that because he’s been vomiting for over half an hour.”

Unbeknownst to me, I began to sympathize with the prince.