Chapter 64 – Carriage

The Uigeumbu that Lorsha sent to get me… No, the wagon that people sent was surprisingly splendid. I thought I would put a knife on my neck and put it on an ox cart. It seems that he was a childhood friend and cared for him. After all, there is no treasure like a friend even after all these years, Lorsha, my friend, I will never forget you.

Before getting on the carriage, Glaceon hugged her parents and said goodbye. That must be family bond, though I’ve never felt it in my life. That’s why there was no homesickness, which is a chronic disease of those reincarnated in another world. In the first place, I have no family and no hometown, so I have nothing to miss.

After greeting Glaceon, Melissa and Melchior approached me. Bona Mana ‘Take care of my daughter.’ Like when sending their kids on a camping trip, they’ll say something like what parents say to the camping leader.

But contrary to my expectations, Melissa and Melchior hugged me. I don’t know if it was because of the cold weather or because my heart was frozen cold… The embrace felt very warm. Unlike the heat of sexual desire I felt when I hugged Glaceon… something warm that cannot be explained in words.

“Go to Werner and take care of yourself. If you have any difficulties, send a letter to this brother. If there is a bastard bullying you, tell him right away, he will fix it.”

“It seems like yesterday that I couldn’t even sharpen my knife properly without my youngest sisters. When did they grow up like this? You can’t even hold it with both arms. Damn. And don’t worry too much, we’ll fix whether it’s the black round table or the black fuck.”

“Brother…sister…”

Unbeknownst to me, such words came out. These were words from the heart, not acting.

“If it sucks, tell me. Even if it’s hard, tell me. If you feel unreasonable, tell me right away. If someone ignores you, tell me right away. My sister and her husband will come and treat everything.”

“Sister, I will…”

“So don’t take it alone like in the old days, Werner. Don’t make your brother and sister feel bad.”

If this is a family… I don’t think it’s surprisingly bad. If I had a family like this, and I was reincarnated here, I’d probably go crazy wanting to go back home by now. What is a past life? The Storm of Past Life is really the best! It’s not a matter of passing it on. I don’t know who reincarnated me, but I was even a little thankful for making me feel this warmth.

“sister…”

“Why are you the youngest?”

“Your sister is really short…”

His real height was the height of a high school senior. Should I say that being so close, the dwarfism came more keenly?

“The youngest really earns a hawk to the end.”

The fists that were hardened with blood on their hands were quite spicy. This looks like it was stabbed in the intestines… It was hit by a fist that was hardened with blood, so this is a real bloody blood sausage.

“Your fists are still spicy.”

“Yes, this older sister is still strong, so don’t worry too much and be careful with yourself.”

I replied with a smile and waved my hand as I walked towards the carriage. All three of Airi, Camellia, and Glaceon were ready to leave.

The coachman who approached me politely bowed his head and said:

“Lorsha McKellen sent it. Originally, I thought it was only Werner-sama, so I brought a small wagon. Will it be okay?”

“Oh, it’s fine, you don’t have to worry about it.”

The interior of the wagon is as luxurious as the exterior, and it even felt like a luxury cabin that I saw when traveling by rail in Japan in the past. Even if there is only a bento box sold at the station, it’s just like that Ekimen cartoon character. There are also beauties…

“Wow, the inside is surprisingly luxurious, Master.”

I wanted to say that it was surprising if the outside was gorgeous but the inside looked like a beggar, but I decided to endure it. Originally, at that age, kids often talk nonsense. At that age, I often talk nonsense, so in the news, isn’t it that underage bastards kill people and talk bullshit that it was a mistake or a prank? I usually get paid when I work, but it’s different when I’m dealing with those bastards. At that time, Mother Teresa showed her compassion and handled it for free.

“…then the outside is luxurious, but the inside is shabby?

I could clearly see a wrinkle forming between Airi’s eyebrows.

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No, I wondered why it was necessary to bite it that far. If you make a single mistake, you will be bitten right away. I felt like I was watching a debate between politicians.

“Well, there are cases where the outside is gorgeous and beautiful, but the inside is an ugly monster. I saw a case like that a while ago.”

“It seems like you’re dying.”

“Ah, I’m saying this not too long ago when I saw a building that was gorgeous on the outside but shabby on the inside. Did you get stabbed? Are you the kind of person who prides himself on being beautiful?”

“I pride myself on being at least as beautiful as a beast that knows nothing of its vulgarity, both outwardly and inwardly.”

“Well… Even demons are cute when they’re young… Can a beast that is abandoned even when it’s young really be called beautiful?”

That engagement story did more damage to me than Glaceon’s… Werner, my heart felt heavy for no reason because of the sins my bastard in my previous life committed.

“Go ahead and have a seat. We’ll be leaving soon.”

Camellia, like an elder, settled the situation peacefully. I was a little concerned that he had his hand on the handle of the sword to call it peaceful, but since he didn’t use violence in the end, wouldn’t Gandhi-sensei also admit that it was peaceful?

Airi snorted and looked away from Glaceon, and Glaceon ignored Airi and sat in the back seat. Although the interior was luxurious, the seats were reserved for only four people.

“The inside is a little wider, so please sit next to me.”

Glaceon was clearly inviting me to sit next to her.

However, Airi went to the side where Glaceon was and said, as if she had twisted that too.

“Why are you arranging a seat on your own? You go over there and I’ll sit inside with Master.”

“You seem to be misunderstanding something, but Werner-sama and I are engaged. It’s common sense for engaged people to sit together. Apparently, Werner-sama didn’t teach us that kind of common sense?”

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No, I don’t know why I’m ignoring the teachings of this great teacher Werner. I obviously taught common sense and everything properly. Airi just didn’t listen to it properly.

“Teacher and I have a teacher-teacher relationship. Isn’t it the duty of a priest to sit down and go together? Oh, I guess he didn’t learn that duty because he’s a monster?”

“That’s funny. Aren’t you ashamed to talk about things on your own? I’ve known Mr. Werner for over 15 years.”

“Uh, so how long did you meet face-to-face during that time? I lived face-to-face with Master for over 12 years.”

Camellia shook her head to see if the noise was annoyed, then took a seat opposite.

“It’s tiring to see the kids fighting.”

Totally agree. It is true that children’s fights are tiring. Besides, the two of them weren’t just punching each other right now, they were already in a state that was no different from fighting each other.

“Anyway, the important thing is the meaning of the relationship. So, it would be better for me, Werner-sama, and I, who are engaged, to sit inside and go. So, go over there and sit down.”

“No, it’s the depth of the relationship that matters. It’s a little disgusting to try to sit next to you after you haven’t seen each other in 12 years. So you move over there.”

“The carriage is supposed to start, but you are delaying it. Get out of the way quickly.”

“Who will say now. You go there.”

There’s nothing wrong with trying to sit inside each other like that. I was seated right next to Camellia. Apparently, the seat was a little narrower than the inside, so Camellia’s arms touched.

“Sorry sister, it’s luxurious, but the seats are a bit narrow.”

“It’s okay, it’s not your fault, I’m not the type to care about such things anyway.”

Then I turned my gaze towards Airi and Glaceon.

“If you like the wide seats in the back, I should be considerate. Airi, you can sit next to Glaceon-sama.”

Even the wise king Solomon was proud of the decision to applaud. If the two of you insist on sitting in the back seat like that, you should sit them together. It’s literally a change of idea and the same principle as the Gordian knot.

Airi made a puzzled expression, and Glaceon sighed and looked at Airi with an annoyed look. Apparently, they don’t like my reputation. It’s okay, though, because history judges decisions like this. Even if the parties do not like it, history will prove that this ruling was indeed right and just.

“Now, the seats have been set, so hurry up and sit down. I can’t live because it’s noisy.”

Contrary to what she said, Camellia seemed to be smiling slightly, but it must have been because of her mood.