Episode 5 – Disciple’s Taste

As I walked down the alleys of the shabby slum, an unpleasant smell tickled my nose.

A corpse must be rotting in a corner somewhere. Looking through the cracks between the abandoned buildings, I saw the beaten and mangled corpses rotting away.

Judging by the maggots and flies and boils and dried bloodstains on the floor, it seems that the organs were also harvested. I must have had a gambling debt somewhere, but I couldn’t pay it back, so I was in that kind of situation. You may think it’s cruel, but that’s what people living in slums like this are. It’s not prejudice, it’s rational inference.

“Iri.”

“Yes, Master. Why are you calling a cute disciple?”

“Don’t look.”

“What?”

“The handsome face of your master.”

The long sleeves of the robe covered Airi’s face. It wouldn’t be good for education to see a corpse for that kid yet. Besides, it’s not an ordinary corpse, it’s a half-rotten corpse infested with maggots and flies. How can you show it when you are in such a pitiful state that ordinary people can faint when you see it?

“I see it every day, Master’s face that says everything in the world is annoying.”

“Are you swearing at your teacher for being ugly? You stupid disciple.”

“I said that everything in the world was annoying. I didn’t say that I was ugly.”

“What?”

I was surprised by the unexpected answer. Certainly, Werner at the time of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞ was a handsome boy, and in ＜Dragnity Fantasy 2＞, he was a young enough, albeit slightly gloomy, young man.

Because of that, there were a lot of female fans, and when I tried to find a manga for the ＜Dragnity Fantasy Series＞ in Hee-mi, I imagined that it was fucking stupid to link the main characters of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞ with Werner. Are you tying it up? Just thinking about it makes me vomit.

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Not only that, but there were a lot of cartoons that got involved with a lot of female characters. Of course, there were an overwhelming number of cartoons related to Irina and Camellia. Especially those types of comics where you get reversed by Airi.

Of course, the community is no exception…

Title: Hassan) Iri x Werner The Promise of the Day

Text: (A cartoon about Werner and Airi having a splendid party for the next birthday)

ㄴ Such a party, Airi turned it into Werner’s funeral.

ㄴ Yes, it’s the 49th before celebrating my birthday

ㄴThank you Sensei…

ㄴ Honestly, from Werner’s point of view, wouldn’t it be better to have Camellia, who took care of her when she was young, rather than the devastated old man who killed her?

Yes, next Kakas

Arrested at home in elven city

Title: Are Werner hyung or not the best?

What is b?

b ah fuck

ㄴ What are you doing with the armband?

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No go play

b ㅇㄱㅇㅇ

Title: But you were a handsome boy in Werner 1, so why did you lose in 2?

ㄴ 19 years have passed between the 2nd point and the 1st point, of course

ㄴ On the day of Heguheon, I live with a wonderful disciple and an obnoxious bitch, but I’m not getting old.

Is it sucked?

Did you run around, crazy bitch?

b It’s because you’re having a hard time because of the disciple.

ㄴ Honestly, if you take care of a kid from the time of school lunch, you will grow old.

b Parenting stress.

When I think about it, it’s really pitiful. To be able to hold a woman’s hand and die while taking care of others.

“Master, why are you like that?”

“No, I was thinking about something else for a while.”

“What are you thinking? Did you finally realize how cute this student is?”

“No, this master thought you were really annoying.”

Then Airi puffed out her cheeks and pounded my chest with her fist. His strength was ignorantly strong, perhaps resembling Ji’s father, so each hit made his ribs ache and his intestines shake. A few more hits of this could kill me from gut rupture before my forehead cracks.

“Ha, disciple… This master is very sick.”

“I hit you because it hurts!”

I patted Airi on the head, and only then did he stop hitting me. But it really hurts. Shouldn’t he be taught how to wear heavy armor and wield a giant hammer, not magic or swordsmanship? This gorilla girl is real.

“So what did you say, Master Lee couldn’t hear you properly because his thoughts were complicated.”

“Oh is that it?”

Airi suddenly laughed heartily and poked me in the cheek.

“I prefer a face like Master.”

“What… what?”

“You’re happy, aren’t you?”

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No, it must be a joke Airi at this point was still mischievous. can’t be sincere

Of course, I would say that a pretty girl like that is my preference, but who wouldn’t be happy? But if he really likes me and even goes out with me, it’s a big deal. No matter how much Airi is a new adult, moral problems still remain.

It becomes even more difficult if you think of the reaction of Werner’s colleagues during ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞.

Based on their character traits, if I revealed that I was dating a girl 12 years younger than I had since I was 5 years old, they would probably react this way.

“Oh, youngest~ You have a very good ability to beat even the leader’s daughter. This older sister didn’t raise you that way… so you have to die, right?”

“…It’s my negligence. Werner, at least I will take your life with my sword.”

“Ha ha ha, youngest child, you made my daughter cry. Are you now the leader’s daughter? Ha ha ha, your little one is swollen ha ha ha.”

“Maknae… It’s all the fault of this older brother who raised you wrong. So I’ll take my responsibility, cut your head off with my axe, and I’ll die as well.”

“hahahaha! Our youngest has grown up a lot. Now, take your pick. The left one is a medicine that causes blood to spurt out from the holes in the body, and the right one is a medicine that dissolves all organs in the body.”

Most of them will react like this. I can bet my everything for sure. Even in fan comics that tie Airi and Werner together, most of the reactions around them were like that. First of all, it is a tradition to be beaten in order to get permission from the people around you. However, reality is different from such fan comics, and it will not end with a beating, but with a physical explosion.

Moreover, if he gets caught by Airi’s father, the main character of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞, the story becomes even more brutal.

“Maknae… I’m disappointed… But I can’t ignore your hardships. So at least I’ll let you go without pain.”

Um… No matter how much I think about this, it’s just ruin. I can’t see any holes to survive this. So, I had to make Airi shut up no matter what.

“Is it okay if Master Airi Lee asks me a favor?”

“It’s difficult to ask for dirty things, Master.”

Will that ever happen? i still want to live If I had asked you to do that, your father would have cut you to pieces.

“That’s not a request, you stupid student. Will you refrain from saying such things in front of Sister Camellia or other adults?”

“why?”

“If you want to see your teacher for one more day, do so. Especially, never write anything like that in a letter to your father.”

Because that stupid monster is definitely coming to cut me to pieces. No, if the youngest child he cared for begged for his life begging for his life, he could end up cutting his limbs and plucking out his eyes.

“Then it’s already too late.”

“What?”

“Actually, when I sent a letter to my father yesterday, I sent him a face like Master’s because I like it.”

“Hey Airi, you bastard…”

I swallowed the swear words that came out of my mouth without realizing it and organized the situation as much as possible.

Even if Airi’s father doesn’t show it, he’s a daughter.

And I’m 12 years older than Airi.

Besides, I raised Airi since she was 5 years old.

Airi told Ji-dad that he liked my face.

= A pervert who acts as a helmsman will be executed.

That’s just one simple conclusion.

“no…”

The main character of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞ cares about Werner as the youngest, so if he explains the situation properly, he will end up with one arm. Obviously it will.

“Iri… He’s my disciple.”

“Why, Master?”

“If I had to cut off either my left arm or my right arm, which would be better? I’m ambidextrous.”

Before Airi’s father arrives, I’ll have to seriously think about which arm to cut off.

“Left arm is better.”

“Why is your left arm?”

“I’ve seen it a few times. At night, Master secretly used his right hand alone…”

“Well, let’s go there.”

damn he knew it all Oh wait, that’s…

“Did you write that in your letter?”

“Yes, I wrote it yesterday!”

“Iri no longer has to worry about which arm to cut off.”

“why?”

“It looks like they’re both going to get cut.”

Airi solved my problem. If both sides were cut, there was no need to worry about which one to cut. Cut rather than worry, it is the solution of Alexander the Great.

As I walked while saying those words, I arrived in front of the fence. Airi said as she grabbed the doorknob.

“Then, if Master’s arms are cut off, I’ll feed them!”

“Yeah, thank you very much for that.”

I can’t beat Airi, so I’ll have to vent my anger properly today.

And I’ll have to think carefully about how to show off Airi’s father to see him with one arm.

While I was doing it, I kissed my arm and goodbye.