Episode 39 – Father-in-law (?) and mother-in-law (?)

The fragrant roasted whole goose was soft and salty, so I went in again and again. Maybe it’s because I’ve only eaten food that’s bland and bland so far. If I marry Glaceon, does that mean I have to eat only those foods? I guess that’s a bit difficult.

I casually set the last piece of goose bone on the plate, and Melissa smiled and magically removed my plate. That much would be enough to make an attendant. I’m so grateful, I drank the melon juice while thinking about that.

“So what does our youngest son, no, our son-in-law, think of our princess?”

Surprised by the unexpected words, I almost spit out the juice I was drinking without realizing it. When Shibal Yena said that Seonjeong was her daughter, spitting out the juice was not an exaggerated action.

“No… sudden son-in-law.”

“hehehehe, isn’t that right. Because we are going to be engaged to the princess.”

To be honest, I wanted to explain, but there was nothing to explain. Honestly, ‘I don’t want to marry your daughter, but your daughter kidnapped me and is bothering me.’ If I said that, it seemed like blood magic and a huge ax would come flying at me. Even if I told the truth, I didn’t believe it, so I didn’t say it out of my mouth.

But to think that those two laughing and asking people to call their daughter a princess? Human butchers also value my daughter, right?

“Ah, to borrow the expression of our princess… ‘daughter-in-law’?”

“Did you tell that expression to your fucking sister and brother?”

“What about that letter?”

“Rather, isn’t it cute that way?”

These daughter fools, no, you just idiots. Isn’t it fucking cute to be cute? Is the daughter who wants to corrupt others as females cute? After all, it was clear that his hair was properly seasoned, as if he were a barbarian and not a vampire. Since her parents are crazy, wouldn’t it be natural for Glaceon to do that?

“No, I’m a man, so why do you treat me as a wife… From the person concerned, I’m going crazy and jumping up and down, brother.”

“Oh, that must be our fault.”

“What?”

“I taught that way long ago. Warriors in the north win their wives through struggle. I think I misunderstood that word a little. The romance novels my wife bought may also have had some influence.”

The culprit of the fucking female corruption was right in front of my eyes. In my heart, I want to overturn everything, but I can’t do that because the number of pages is overwhelmingly low.

“So fuck… that it was your brother and sister’s fault?”

“Yeah! You got it through a struggle, so now you’re your own wife. What a warrior’s attitude!”

“The warrior’s posture is damn freezing to death…”

“Wasn’t your dream to be about not working, playing, and eating anyway, Werner? Then, marrying my daughter isn’t a surprisingly bad option, is it?”

Do you think so? Anyway, Glaceon, who has been strictly trained as a successor, will take care of all the annoying things, and I can just lie down in the back room and eat something bland. It’s surprisingly not bad.

He definitely avoided the death flag, and no matter what Zeke tried to say, Melchior and Melissa, who were quite breathy, would hold out. The food is bland, but if you become a son-in-law here, wouldn’t it give you the right to use the salt and pepper shakers?

Damn, this is surprisingly…

“So, isn’t our youngest dream of becoming a master bedroom host? Being the wife of a grand duke is the best position in the master bedroom industry, right?”

withdrawal of message If I get married, I’m sure I won’t be able to stand the mockery of those two and hang myself. The father-in-law (?) and the mother-in-law (?) would be surprised that they couldn’t catch the hen, but how could they endure it?

“Fuck… how far did the story of that wife spread?”

“It must have spread all over the North already?”

Fucked up. Now, no matter what achievements you make, the northerners will recognize you as a female corrupt asshole wizard.

“Haa… I’m going to turn, really.”

“Why but our daughter-in-law?”

Melissa’s ridicule was particularly irritating, so I unknowingly mentioned the title she hated the most.

“Shut up a little bit. A vampire old woman who pretends to be a child.”

“What the fuck did you say, our youngest?”

“Ah, didn’t you hear correctly? You wear clothes like a child, but your body is probably because of your age, so your ears are darkened, our vampire grandmother?”

“I said I’m not a fucking old woman! I’m old because I have a long lifespan! In terms of a human being, I’m 20 years old!!!”

“Converted to human age, should I at least say something respectful to a 13-year-old dog?”

“Is our youngest crazy about wanting to catch up with his older sister today?”

Melissa stretched out her fingertips and fired spears made of blood. If you hit it directly, you’ll end up in a beehive.

“Light, be my shield.”

A shield made of light that formed around me blocked those attacks. After all, it’s a shield of light, and it’s a skill that gave survivability to wizards with great firepower. It’s a big drawback that it eats up mana, but it wasn’t enough to care about this much to Vernet.

“Has our Grandma Melissa grown old and her eyes dimmed? She can’t even hit her attacks properly.”

In-game, I tried to imitate Werner’s unique squeak. It also falls short of the original. Teacher Choi Yang-rak acknowledges the snickering that scratches people as much as they can, and if Buddha listens to it, he will loosen the rosary and slap it.

Besides, the Melissa in front of me wasn’t a Buddha. In terms of personality or race, wouldn’t it be rather closer to the devil?

“Your youngest really wants to be behind you, so you’re doing everything you can…?”

“Yeah, grandma who will be hundreds of years old.”

“Ha… You have a girlish face. Because you have a girlish face, my daughter treats you as her wife. Hey, was there no man who proposed to you while you ran away?”

“This old lady crosses the line, really. Shall we fight properly?”

“Yes, if you’re angry, you’re calm, you’re nabal, and we have to fight like this, right?”

How can you call someone’s face like a girl? With just a little teasing with my age. Today, I will judge that devil and report my achievements to the Buddha and God. Then I will be recognized by them and get the title of a demon slayer.

He raised his hand and concentrated his magic for the title of Devil Slayer.

“Spear of flame…”

Then, Melissa’s eyes sparkled red, and a large amount of blood spurted out from behind her back, forming the shape of wings.

“Let’s get hit right before we die, youngest.”

After all, that devil is revealing his true face. Since the Lord does not acknowledge the existence of vampires, repent and go to the bosom of the Lord. Then go and hit them back with a cross.

“…pierce through and burn the enemy.”

“My blood, cut down and kill the enemy.”

Just as our two magics were about to collide, two shadows intervened. Who the fuck dares to stop a crusade to defeat demons?

After the dust cloud created by the explosion cleared away, Melchior was holding the spear of the flames I shot. You grabbed that hot spear with your bare hands? In-game, the magic defense level is extremely high, so it’s seeing the light here too.

“Calm down a little, Werner.”

“Okay bro…”

Glancing past the gigantic Melchior, Glaceon was standing there.

And as if Melissa had brushed away the bloody feathers, red fragments were densely embedded on the floor. If they attacked each other, they would surely be seriously injured. This is how the judges fight, giving each other a big blow and going back and forth, and the one who doesn’t fall behind wins.

After returning her sword to its scabbard, Glaceon said in a cold voice.

“Please refrain from fighting inside the mansion, Mother.”

“No, that bastard said he’d do it to me first…!”

“And no matter how motherly you are… if you lay a hand on my wife, I won’t stand still.”

Just looking at the fucking line, it sounds like the line the Grand Duke of the North gave to his stepmother in Ropan after noticing that his wife was being abused. Surely, if I were a woman, I would be crazy, but am I not?

I am a man and Glaceon is a woman.

Besides, no matter how much I threatened my mother with a sword, the factor of Myomyeongbogam reading through comics flowing inside me and the Confucian blood would not tolerate such immorality. Melissa landed on the ground, looked at the ground for a moment, and began to tremble.

“Glacey-sama, no matter how much you think about it, that was harsh. No matter how much you think about it, you’re a mother, but that kind of attitude…”

However, something completely different happened than I expected. Melissa suddenly flew towards Glaceon and stroked Glaceon’s head.

“Now you know how to threaten… Our princess is really grown up now.”

What the fuck did you say? You declared to your mother that if you touch her man, you’ll cut her a knife, and she’s happy about that? Also, are they all big? Did he want his son to walk the path of Arthas because he was in the fucking North?

And Melchior also took out the tablecloth and began to wipe away his tears. Yes, no matter how much it is, if you are the head of household, you will be sad to see that tail.

“Yes, my daughter seems to be really grown up…”

Damn, this corner of the house is obviously crazy, because every corner of the house is like this, my daughter treats a man as a wife.