Episode 29 – I Hate the Communist Party

Restraint, restriction or restraint of freedom of action or opinion, or holding in order to secure criminal proceedings. Well, the explanation is complicated, but the summary is that if you get hit, you get fucked.

And now I’m in custody. It was also a seal that sealed the use of magic. What if a wizard gets his magic sealed? It’s just a machine that only prints shit, or something. The sealing sphere that seals the magic is shining on my wrist, so now I’m just a machine that makes shit every day.

“Miss Glaceon, isn’t this too fancy for a reunion greeting?”

Isn’t it more colorful than most parades that the reunion greeting is made with a machine that makes others shit?

My strength isn’t that weak, and I have my taijutsu skills, so there’s nothing I can’t do against, but who are the parents of the girl who is restraining me?

First of all, her father is Melchior Winterheart, a well-known monster slayer from the north. And who is the mother again? She is the queen of vampires. My strength and speed are incomparably weak. All of them were older brothers and sisters to Werner, but she was an exception.

It is a monster that must be hated for disgracing his childhood self. I don’t know if he’s weak, but isn’t he a genius who inherits his parents’ abilities and stands out in both magic and swordsmanship? In addition to that, she was a woman who was well suited to the word “perfection,” which had an excellent sense of politics.

And the problem is that the woman is trying to kidnap me.

“We haven’t even said goodbye to the reunion yet. Let’s postpone that until later. Why…”

Before Glaceon could finish her words, a silver flash flew from inside the carriage. Glaceon, who avoided the silver flash that aimed at her neck by a single piece of paper, responded with a smile.

“Your disciple is pretty violent, right? I heard that you’re the daughter of Sieg-nim and Mediah-nim, but I’m disappointed. It looks like you didn’t inherit the great personalities of the two of them.”

I’m saying it in a noble way, but in short, ‘Your disciple’s parents are great, but your disciple’s personality is a piece of shit?’ It means. On that point, I agree.

I checked the identity of the silver flash embedded in the tree. But did just throwing a fork get it stuck in the tree that deeply? I never taught her how to throw a shuriken, nor how to throw a fork.

“…before I fall away from Master and kill him.”

Airi came out of the carriage with a gloomy voice and a spurt of life. I can assure you, Airi was in the mood to beat the bear with just her momentum.

However, despite such momentum, Glaceon was not intimidated in the slightest and was taking her time to the fullest.

“What are you going to do if you don’t fall?”

“Then I’ll let you fall. If you cut off your arms, you won’t even touch Master with those dirty hands.”

Well, if you cut off both arms, it’s not that you can’t touch it, but maybe you can’t touch it? I had a question, but I couldn’t get it out of my mouth. I’m not the kind of person who’s ignorant enough to say something like that right now.

Still, I was glad that Airi thought of her teacher like that. Hurry and save me, Airi. This is why the princess liked the plumber who put on a dog show to save her. But now that I think about it, I have a special case, how messed up the security is in my kingdom, so that the princess of a country is kidnapped in a fictitious way?

Anyway, aside from the fact that the security of the kingdom was ruined, what was more ruined was my life.

“Hey, both of you fathers and mothers are close friends, so calm down a little…”

“Master, please be quiet.”

“Please be quiet for a moment. I still have some business to do.”

You are being forced to remain silent. No, even I, who was arrested, thinks I have the right to intervene, but it seems that I am not.

“You don’t know, but Werner is my fiancée. So it’s my right to take him with me. Do you intend to stop me from exercising that right?”

Is a fucking engagement taking away someone else’s human rights? Wasn’t that fucking sex slave?

“Aren’t you ashamed to do this ugly thing on a topic that you cheated on 13 years ago?

How the fuck does he know my engagement story? Have I ever said anything when I was drunk? This is why alcohol is the enemy of health. Thanks to that, it looks short-lived.

“Ah, at that time, you disappeared for a while because you felt burdened by my age, right?”

Glaceon suddenly crossed her arms and was even asking me a question. And I felt something sharp behind my back. I don’t know what it is, but one thing was clear: if you get stabbed, you’ll be fucked.

But since I just told him to shut up, I had to nod my head. Didn’t you guys tell me to shut up? I’m just an English gentleman, so I couldn’t refuse the ladies’ request. He wasn’t afraid of something sharp behind his back.

“Did you see? Werner-sama said the same thing. At that time, that meant postponing the engagement ceremony. It doesn’t mean breaking up the engagement, young lady.”

Why do I hear that saying, ‘Oh, that’s not a breakup, so shut up, you ignorant newbie bastard’? Also, I think it’s kind of funny to talk about Airi because she’s young even though she’s 21 years old.

Airi was also irritated by the age drip. Yes, I get angry if you cowardly drag me into a fight.

“Ah, so they didn’t even officially come to visit us and they’re attacking like this? What kind of thieves are they? Are there still thieves that haven’t been subdued?”

Was he good at slandering others like that? They say that when people get angry, their true nature comes out, so Airi’s true nature is like that. I thought my head was a field of flowers, but that flower was a flame. This is how I was sure that there was a flame among the attributes.

“It’s a low-level provocation. It’s just a monkey who met his father and mother well…”

“I’m sorry, but could you shut your mouth? I can’t stand the smell of a vulgar bitch who has been rejected even by her fiancé.”

The two looked at each other without saying anything and laughed before colliding. Glaceon pulled out the magic sword she was holding, and Airi responded by pulling out the sword her father had left behind.

bang!

And sword and sword collided. How come the swords clash and the sound of dump trucks colliding with dump trucks?

“It seems that you are quite good at swords. Indeed, even monkeys have some talent.”

“If you don’t make fun of that mouth, you must have a disease that will kill you. Then I’ll nail it to your lips, so you die.”

These were not normal words to say while fighting girls. But now that I think about it, it’s strange to see girls fighting each other.

As the black sound continued to echo, one of the assailants thrust a sword into Irina’s neck, who had passed out.

“Get your hands off my friends, fuckers.”

Ignoring the order to keep quiet, swear words came out without my knowledge. I don’t know if it’s because of my instinct for having Irina as a friend or because of my sense of justice, but one thing is certain: the killing spree that I exhaled spread.

Everyone present turned their eyes to me, but what could I do? I can’t even use magic, and my opponent is holding hostage. It’s just that I caught Gao once.

As expected, they didn’t let go of my friend, but rather took the stance of taking Irina’s life if she acted a little more strangely.

Without realizing it, my feet moved and headed toward Glaceon. Of course, being with my fiancé could put my life in danger. But I have no desire to put any innocent person at risk for my own comfort. That’s the same for Werner, and so am I.

“Glacey Winterheart, my fiancee.”

“Yes, why?”

“I will follow you, so please send my party home safely.”

“Yes, if you want…”

Fortunately, Glaceon seemed to be able to communicate on this side.

However, Airi didn’t seem to be able to relate to this side of the story.

“Master, what do you mean! I’m going to follow that woman! Then I…”

At that time, Glaceon approached Airi and whispered in her ear. I don’t know what you said. But I wouldn’t have spit out the words ‘Your shit is thick bitch’. Or did he try to shake Airi’s mentality by hitting a pad lip? By the way, that doesn’t work for me or Werner. Because neither of us have parents.

However, it was such a severe pad lip that Airi was trembling. Did you even say that your father got caught stealing a spoon in a restaurant and died while running away?

Glaceon crossed her arms around me and tried to take me to the wagon they brought. However, Airi soon overcame the pad lip and grabbed my collar.

“Master, if you leave like this…”

If you continue like this, both you and I will be in danger, disciple. I couldn’t help but hug Airi and said this.

“Sleep for a while. Don’t look for me…”

And at that moment, he hit Airi’s vitals and knocked her out. No matter how much magic was sealed, it had enough power to knock out a vital point from such a short distance.

After confirming that Airi had passed out, she told Glaceon.

“Can you send my pupil and friend home safely?”

“I don’t want to create a feud with Zeke-nim and Mediah-nim’s daughter.”

He was good at talking while having a sword fight just before.

“And if he wakes up, I’d like you to tell him not to come to me.”

If Airi came and made things work, the situation would be rather complicated.

“All right.”

After getting a definite answer, I got on the carriage heading north.

I am now being dragged north. Fucking Northern bastards, this is why I hate the Communist Party.