Chapter 22 – Wizard Community

Recently, I felt that I would be too lazy to teach Airi. My job is not a host, but a teacher teaching Airi. Gradually, I had to enter the advanced stage of magic using the spirits, and I had to have a little more full-fledged practical experience.

Besides, since magic is a core system in ＜Dragnity Fantasy 2＞, it must be taught. For that, I had to buy the textbook first.

By infusing magical power into a special crystal ball, he accessed the Akashic Magician Record, a community of wizards. The Akashic Magician Records is a community site that is mostly used by wizards. It is a place where magic tools and magic books are traded, as well as career counseling for young wizards, as well as in-depth discussions on magic theory.

A message popped up asking me to enter my ID and password. Of course, Werner would have his own account, but unfortunately the setting book didn’t tell me that setting, so I had to dig my ID separately.

ID: whitesnake204

Password : rip200

[Welcome to the White Snake Wizard.]

After logging in, I started browsing the community. Did I say that this community was originally a place to discuss trades in magic tools and spell books, career counseling for young wizards, or in-depth discussions about magic? Of course, there are posts like that.

Let me ask you one question here.

First of all, the wizards are a tribe that enjoys confined to the laboratory and hates outdoor activities. Being alone there makes me less social. And since I’m confined to the lab, I have fewer opportunities to talk with others.

Finally, there are cases where you have mastered magic of all attributes, but in most cases, you study only one attribute and learn the magic of the other attributes as a side leg. So, each of them even fights, saying that the magic of each other’s attributes is the best.

Let’s say that people who have no social skills, are reluctant to go outdoors, are confined indoors, and don’t communicate well with others. Let’s say that anonymity is guaranteed to such people and a forum for conversation is given enough to even bring about disputes. What will happen?

The correct answer is ‘artistic shit’.

Title: Is the magic that shoots a beam that burns a target a light magic? Is it fire magic?

Writer : Puruutpurut

Content: First of all, you have to summon the light-type spirits, but since you incinerate the target, you need to control the magical power of flame-type magic.

ㄴ The Flame of the Beginning: Since mana control is a fire type magic, you put a light type magic skin on the flame type magic.

Be a Bitch: What bullshit are you talking about? It’s a ray, climbers.

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Nn the beginning of the flame: it contains enthusiasm. Do you blink so much that the light blinks?

Be a bitch: Are you really cursing? How old are you? Shiki, who carried your mother when you were born

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Nnnnn The Flame of the Beginning: I’m 302 years old, fuck you

ㄴ Soo-in is so good: Student, this was definitely the subject of my report today, right? Let’s solve the problem with our own efforts.

ㄴpureutpureut: Fuck you, bald poop pig man

Title: Honestly, aren’t you a water magic idiot?

Author : The strongest lightning

Content: Attack, defense, and convenience are all included, so how is it?

ㄴ Initial Flame: Provides water when thirsty

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No Strongest Lightning: That was it

ㄴ Gohan Ice Wolf: Rather tell them to research wine-making magic ~~~!!!

ㄴ Bokdae Bokbok Pig: Rather than using water magic, study earth magic kyakyakya~

ㄴWater is a source of water: I didn’t want to say this, but you guys are really old.

Title: The reason why Werner is a chewing gum

By: Werner I want to pierce my stomach

Content: Just a talent, but in theory, just a simple idiot. It’s a joke that is only good at fighting.

ㄴ Magical Essence: This bastard… heck… he’s using his snake mind again… to harm…!

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Nn I want to pierce Werner’s stomach: The old man smells rotten, so go off

ㄴ Meteor is a summoning type magic: Go wipe your feet and go to sleep, little one.

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Nn I want to pierce Berner’s belly: Yes, my feet are fucking clean

ㄴ The Magic That Destroys Even Gods: 1st Perception Wizard 1st, Yes

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Nn I want to pierce Werner’s belly: If I twist it, I’ll open it, or I’m a great wizard?

ㄴ White Snake: That’s right, that bastard is a magic chant that was built a long time ago.

I want to pierce Werner’s belly: there is only one normal person

Be a Bitch: Look at all the wizard duos who have a crush on you.

The Flame of the Beginning: Welcome to the self-styled archmages

Look at yo yo fighting bugs. This garbage den is where everyone from apprentices learning magic to masters of the Mage Tower gather. They are still spitting out what they say and do not say, saying that anonymity is guaranteed. Do you know what’s funny? The point is that when these guys get together in private, they use respectful words for each other.

It was no different from the existing Internet communities I know well, to say things that I would not be able to say in real life in a space where anonymity is guaranteed.

Anyway, whatever those worms, I had to deal with my business first.

Title: Please recommend a magic book to use in teaching disciples.

By: White Snake

Content: I only taught the basics of the basics, but I need to teach the next course. Please recommend.

ㄴ Destroying Gods: Are you pretending to be a disciple?

ㄴ Berner is a god: ＜100 Magic Spells Founded by Werner＞ is recommended.

ㄴㄴ White snake: Go out and search, bastard.

ㄴ Abyssal Guide of Darkness: ＜Contemplation of the Chant of Dark Magic Founded by Werner＞ Recommended

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Nn White Snake: How are your parents? Shall I put some flowers on the grave?

As usual in a space where anonymity is guaranteed, no nutritious answers were forthcoming even when asked questions. These bugs just say they’re going to open up, so collect them all! Shall I sweep it away? At all, you can even throw away the slaughter without even opening your mouth.

Then a ringing sound rang and a personal note arrived. He was that desirable friend who wanted to pierce my stomach.

I want to poke Werner’s belly: Hey friend~ It looks like you need a magic book for textbooks?

Just by looking at his way of speaking, I started to think that he had no friends in real life. Still, it seemed to have some nutritious value, so I sent a reply saying yes.

I want to pierce Werner’s belly: Then I’ll send it to you~ And that’s for free. Please send me your address.

I’m in trouble. Because my place of residence was a secret. In the first place, isn’t everyone’s home address strictly personal information? However, the fact that it was free was attractive.

Safety or money, that is the question. But after a while I was able to come to a conclusion.

The great adventurer Christopher Columbus said:

“Oh, I love the gold!”

First of all, Werner was a great wizard, but he was also an adventurer. In that case, following the great adventurer’s maxim is the only thing that makes sense.

I sent my home address without hesitation. To be honest, it wouldn’t matter if a low-level wizard who cursed at me attacked me. Besides, there was also Camellia, a swordsman who reached the extreme of her sword in our house. Physics, magic, and magic are all perfect, so there’s no worries in the world.

Before long, Hogu called me saying he wanted to pierce my stomach.

I want to pierce Berner’s stomach: I sent it through the spirit, so it will arrive soon! Actually, I don’t give it to anyone, but I only give it to you, so be very grateful.

How can you advertise the fact that you don’t have friends like this in every single letter? At this point, I thought it might be the realm of talent.

I gave a rough reply of thanks and took the mana I had blown into the crystal ball. Anyway, crazy wizards.

Anyway, the money was solid and I felt very good. It wasn’t particularly difficult to get into pockets, but people are animals that need to be cared for. Greed only brings ruin. Didn’t that Columbus also fall in the end?

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Now, all you have to do is teach Airi about magic once you get the textbook and accept a request like extermination of demons in the name of actual combat.

Then you can easily earn money and gain experience as Airi. What a great plan.

This meticulous plan, this brilliant head, if there is anyone who will follow me, come out! I will be respected and omnipotent, the best teacher!

Then, Airi knocked on my door.

“Master, a cute disciple has arrived.”

“I don’t know anyone like that, so please leave.”

Despite my sincerity, Airi must have taken my words as a joke and eventually opened the door and came in.

“I heard a noise outside the door, so I looked and saw that this magic book had arrived. Master ordered it, right?”

I don’t know who wants to poke my belly button, but if you go to the food delivery side, it will be big enough.