Episode 19 – Going home after drinking and staying out all night

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Nietzsche, a German philosopher of the 19th century, said:

“God is dead.”

And in ＜Dragnity Fantasy 2＞ released in 20xx, I reincarnated as the teacher of the main character and said.

“I’m fucked up now.”

In the original story, Airi and Werner made a promise. No matter what happens, we will have dinner together and never sleep out. At that time, Airi must have been 9 years old.

The full text of that conversation was clearly like this.

[Master, I hate you very much, but I hate eating dinner alone and being lonely in this spacious house even more!]

[Hey, you say you don’t like me, so you don’t like sleeping outside?]

[Yesterday, you went out on your own and came back in the morning! I really hate that!]

At that time, Werner was just going to wipe out the criminal organization that was targeting Airi.

[I mean, I hate being alone now.]

Werner’s absence meant loneliness to Airi, who was filling her parents’ empty seat with Werner.

[Okay, don’t sleep out anymore, and let’s always have dinner together.]

And in the novel, Werner and Camellia also made a promise. When Werner’s older brothers took him to a bar for the first time, it was a novel about Werner getting drunk and smashing the bar with magic and going on a rampage. Of course, the older brothers who took Werner to the bar punished him all day, and Werner had promised not to cause any concern even if he drank with Camellia.

However, after running out of the house and drinking heavily, he broke his promise to the two of them at the point of staying out overnight. But they even report that they were captured by slave traders here? There will be no skin left of me.

Especially in the case of Camellia, I will inform my older brothers and sisters, and then I will be taken right away.

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No answer no answer

Daddy said… Oh I don’t have a daddy. Damn, I was thinking about what to do because I couldn’t even use the cheat key called Father’s advice.

Should I buy seolleongtang? If I buy seolleongtang, everyone will be angry at me and die without being able to eat seolleongtang. Let’s kill her before she becomes a heroine.

After a while of useless trivia, when I opened the door, only lonely silence lingered.

“Sister… And Airi is here.”

There was no answer. This is annoying, the situation is really serious, but I could feel that it was going back.

I had no choice but to bow down and apologize, so I knocked on the door.

“Sister, it’s me. I’m sorry that I drank and slept outside, but no, listen to me first.”

There was no answer. This is why Camellia is scary when she gets angry. This may not be solved with a simple gift.

Then there is only one answer. Attack Airi first. If I break up with Airi first, Camellia is the only one who gets angry with the finished problem.

Okay, the plan is perfect. Now, I just need to loosen up with Airi. I knocked on Airi’s door.

“Iri, yesterday I got hit by a carriage and flew to another world to save that world… I’m sorry. I just drank and slept on the street.”

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Needless to say that I was captured by a slave trader. If you know, you will be angry, and after that, it will be a black history renewal. Become Chunshik, not Werner.

Unfortunately, there was no answer. It seems that the women are joining in and trying to harass me.

Feeling helpless and frustrated, I just sat down at the table and let out a long sigh. No, I’m 29 years old, but is it such a big sin to have a little drink outside, sleep on the street and get caught by a slave trader?

Where has the free spirit of this era gone? Come to think of it, there would be no slaves in an era like that. It’s true that I was wrong.

“Haaa…”

The ground was sighing, but the door suddenly opened and Camellia appeared.

“Werner…?”

“Oh sister, have you been out?”

Then, I was alone in front of Camellia’s room, making all sorts of shows. I just wasted my time

“Where the hell have you been, Werner?”

“Oh well… I’m having trouble with the slave traders…”

I did have a problem. Because I was caught by them.

“Recently, I heard rumors that there is an illegal organization that kidnaps people and sells them as slaves… Have you ever fought with them?”

“I did give a little goosebumps.”

Come to think of it, it was destroyed with wind attribute magic, but was it a wind hole rather than a horn hole? Ah, since it was cut into pieces, it’s not a wind hole, but a soul hole.

“…I’m sure you’re not hurt anywhere?”

“Oh, I hurt my ankle a little.”

I did bruise my ankle because the size didn’t fit while wearing the restraint ball. It makes me angry when I think about it, did I think I should have just cut off all the guys there? Well, since they were locked up behind bars and came out as they were, those who died of starvation or thirst would take care of themselves.

Camellia quietly came up to me and gave me a hug.

“I understand that you’re like this because you were abused by slave traders as a child. But…”

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No, he was just caught drinking and sleeping on the street?

“Don’t go to fight with feelings of hatred. I can’t stand it if you, like my sister, get hurt because of it…”

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No, I was just caught drinking and sleeping on the street, and I was bruised because the size of the restraint was not right?

However, Camellia’s tone was complaining to me in a warm voice rather than the usual cold and hard tone.

“Sister, that’s what I forgot about the old days, but that’s…”

“…Werner.”

“What’s wrong, sister?”

“You smell like alcohol from your body.”

Camellia’s tone turned cold and hard again.

Fucked. I couldn’t even get rid of the smell of alcohol. What the heck does an elf have such a good nose? Elves have to have good ears, but what if they have good noses?

“I just had a drink because I remembered the past after the fight.”

“Werner… You promised me, right?”

“Ah, wait a minute, I had something to do with the adventurer’s guild, did I forget it?”

I can’t remember, but it must have been. there must have been because i will make it

“…Werner, today the adventurer’s guild is a regular holiday?”

“Damn it.”

Where are the fuck adventurers? You should just accept it and say, ‘Oh, thank you, Mr. If you try to take care of holidays and everything, your family will collapse and your society will collapse.

“Werner, what did you promise me?”

“… I said I wouldn’t rot inside my sister because of the drinking problem.”

“But you broke your promise.”

A cold living pierced my body. Besides, since they are hugging, there is no way to escape. Shit, that’s why I didn’t allow a swordsman who prefers close combat to approach.

“Sister, this is not because I caused concern because of my drinking problem. I drank after causing concern.”

“Werner, you didn’t really think that excuse would work, did you?”

Honestly, what I just thought was bullshit. I just stabbed it to see if it would work, but it seems to be a joke.

“Haa… I’m really sorry, sister. I was wrong.”

“No, I was teasing too much, so you don’t have to apologize either.”

“No, I’m really sorry. I’ll buy you food and drinks next time.”

“Heh… Is it alcohol again? You seem to like alcohol quite a bit. Is it the influence of the leader and other colleagues? It seems that we are only getting bad results.”

Come to think of it, the ones who taught Werner how to drink, made her get engaged, entrusted Airi, and taught her to gamble were all members from ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞. What the hell are these gentlemen doing to the youngest?

This is how the youngest of them changes from an ignorant boy to a pessimistic uncle.

“No, I like to drink with my sister, but…”

I had to work here.

“Last time I saw you drunk, and you were pretty. For some reason, I wanted to see you again.”

Then Camellia’s face turned red. It seems that there are quite a lot of people from the north. However, no matter how red people around me are, my anti-communist spirit will not give in. Even if Stalin comes, I will continue to shout that the Communist Party is wrong. Come to think of it, if you’re a great wizard, isn’t Stalin easy to kill?

“Huh…Huh. You’ve grown up like this before you know it, and you know how to joke like that. It’s really been a while, Werner.”

“No, sister, am I serious?”

“What… what?”

“I don’t joke with a woman’s face. Sister’s drunken face was really cute, so I’m serious.”

I lie, of course, but I don’t joke. And actually, Camellia’s drunken face was really cute. It was so cute that the mortar in the lower part of the body stood up. Of course, the injection was a bit heavy.

“What are you two doing now?”

Then Airi returned. That too at the timing when Camellia is holding me. The unlucky guy said that even if he fell backwards, his nose would break. When Camellia was solved, Airi was the problem.

why is my life like this

Why is Tess-hyung’s life like this? why is it so hard

There was no answer. What does Tess-hyung know?