Episode 17 – Kill Kyu

It was an unfamiliar ceiling. Of course, the ceiling I hit every time I play a mobile game was always unfamiliar and fucked up, but other than that ceiling. The ceiling above my head was really unfamiliar.

The ceiling made of stone is awkward no matter how you think about it. Like words like ‘the winning LG Twins’. Come to think of it, the drink that he said he would open if he won, wouldn’t it have become vinegar now?

The ceiling in our house was wooden. I wonder if the grass-type Celestial Monster evolved and turned into a rock-type.

I looked at the wall and saw that it was inside the cage. That said, there was no prison guard outside the prison, and on the other side, a young girl was shivering while being locked up.

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No matter how much I thought about it, there was no way I could put such a young girl in prison. There was only one possibility if the subject was imprisoned behind bars regardless of their age or gender.

“You were drunk and sleeping and got caught by a slave trader.”

It wasn’t a bag or a wallet that got drunk and robbed, it was life. If I do this wrong, my chastity may be at risk.

Wait and see, my body may succumb, but my mind will not!

“Oh, that’s a goal…”

The hangover hadn’t gone away yet, but I decided to calmly think about what had happened yesterday.

Obviously yesterday, when I was 14 years old, I was embarrassed because of the magic name built by Berner Dog.

And I went into a bar and drank a lot of rum… I also ordered wine and drank a lot of it.

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Now, the one line comment about being caught by a slave trader after drinking alcohol and collapsing was as follows.

“Kwueeerereooooooooooh!”

He said he really wanted to hangover with bean sprouts and North Korean soup. I was sick to my stomach and still vomited. Something sour from stomach acid stung my nose.

At a time like this, it would have been nice to have the stew that Airi made. Even though it looks like goblin vomit, it was surprisingly good for hangover.

I laid down on the bed, thinking about such useless thoughts. The bed is surprisingly comfortable, so I thought I might go to bed or sleep a little longer.

To be honest, I had no worries at all. I’m one of the top three wizards on the continent, so what’s scary?

It’s enough to just escape with magic unless you’re wearing a special restraint that seals the use of magic openly.

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“What the fuck?”

Looking at my ankle, I saw that it was filled with red restraints. You were wearing a fucking magic seal restraint. Why is Redeemer Hyung coming out of there?

But even if I fill it up, it must be my ankle. I haven’t touched a minor yet… Come to think of it, considering the age calculation method here, Airi was just an adult.

Bet Although he’s walking a tightrope of hell against three women, it’s not like he’s wearing an anklet.

“Let the fuck out!”

The fear that he might be sold to the Orc Queen and end his life as a stallion if he stayed here covered his whole body. It’s not fucking ts water, it’s a slave episode, something is definitely wrong.

If you want to film a slave episode like that, you should ts with a character with a name like Bernia, not Werner. Come to think of it, if you do ts with Vernia and the slave episode is sold to a perverted aristocrat, it’s a female corruption. hate that more

I grabbed the barbed wire and shook it, but it didn’t budge. Werner’s pure strength is also quite strong, but it was clear that he was made with proper craftsmanship while working on iron bars at the construction company.

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No, they embezzle the construction cost and make it a little sloppy. It made it difficult to escape because of the dog-like craftsmanship.

Has the spirit of this age gone? Where has the spirit of embezzlement of this era gone!!!

Poor construction, embezzlement of construction costs, and the boss who jumps out with money.

These are the three virtues to keep in mind when doing construction in my country.

“Construction guild chews !!! If you go out here, you will tear your limbs !!!”

Medieval fantasy should follow medieval historical research. The quality is also stupid, and there should be no innovation because they always make the same thing. What the fuck, these iron bars are stronger than modern Korea.

I don’t know who it is, but it was clear that the construction guild had Steve Jobs of iron bars. I was determined to break the bastard’s neck. Geniuses are short-lived, so you, who brought about innovation in the field of iron bars, should also be short-lived.

Tired of screaming, I sat quietly in my seat, and all sorts of miscellaneous thoughts came to my mind.

Who will buy me…

The Orc Queen I just mentioned, since I mentioned it first, the main heroine position. will commit suicide right away.

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Now, the new perverted aristocratic lady, the ts version of the perverted aristocratic uncle I just mentioned. Unfortunately, the ts character will kill himself right away because it’s not his taste.

A perverted aristocratic uncle who reveals sodomy. It’s the gay version of that old man. It’s not Fate’s Saber, and I don’t know if there are so many versions, but if this one gets caught, I’ll kill myself right away.

At that time, the iron window opened and what appeared to be two people wrapped in robes entered. They could be elves or other races instead of humans, so I’ll refer to them as human-like things.

By the way, these are slave traders with their whole bodies wrapped up like that… I think I’ve seen them somewhere. And it’s mainly in yagam…

“Are you fucking tentacles? Or are these bastards coming to get me some weird tattoos!”

Guys who look like that always pull out their tentacles and commit crimes against the heroine. Or warlocks with strange tattoos.

“Kill it! It’s not a waste of your life!”

I’m not a princess knight, but I wanted to try this line at least once. Strangely, if you say this line, it doesn’t kill you. Please kill me just by watching historical dramas! but it doesn’t kill Excluding Kilbangwon and Yeonsangun.

Unless those guys are the reincarnations of Yeonsangun and Kilbangwon, they won’t come to kill me.

But they came to me in a hurry.

“Don’t come, I can shoot! I can shoot!”

Even when Madame Jung shouted as if possessed, they came to me and stopped.

Shibal Kilbangwon and Yeonsangun were reincarnated. Not ts, but Joseon kings reincarnated as slave traders.

The moment I thought I was going to die without fail, Yeonsangun’s reincarnation handed me a wooden bowl. what is poison?

“It’s a meal. Eat in peace.”

The two of them just came to get me a meal, and I was just fucking myself. Oh embarrassing, it’s all because of Steve Jobs from the damn construction guild.

I drank the soup the slave trader gave me, seriously contemplating whether I should turn his neck to the left or to the right when I left.

“uh?”

What is this? Why is it delicious? This is a soup that even critic Aris would praise while showing a Buddha’s smile. As long as you don’t have noodles here, you can stand up and sell One Piece figures in stores.

Besides, I was craving warm soup because I was sick to my stomach, but I wanted a thin soup that wasn’t too thick. I decided that even if I escaped and killed all the slave traders here, I would spare the cook.

My stomach was full to some extent and the heartburn disappeared. After all, the soup is the best for the hangover.

“By the way fuck… ha…”

A sigh came out of my mouth.

What do you mean now? For the archmage to be captured by slave traders… a passing dog would laugh. Maybe they don’t know who I am.

If Airi knew this, she would definitely make fun of her for 10 years.

“hahahaha Master, are you not ashamed of being caught by a slave trader?”

“I should have saved up my pocket money and bought a slave master!

“Uh, over there, the slave man who was captured by the slave trader passed by! Where did the master go over there?”

Even if you haven’t seen it, it’s a video. When I recalled the scene, I got angry and hit the wall hard.

yes use your wits

In the movie, there are scenes where a colleague calls a doctor when someone collapses from a stomach ache, and when the guard opens the door and comes in, the colleague overpowers the guard and escapes.

The problem is that I don’t have a colleague for that. This is why Luffy gathers allies.

I went back to the bars and shouted.

“Hey! No teachers! I have a stomach ache, call a doctor!”

Life is all about being alone, if you don’t have friends, you’re playing solo. And in the first place, I like single player games.

A slave trader approached me and said:

“Why do you guys always have a stomach ache the day you got caught? Please try to get sick somewhere else. I’m really sick of it.”

Oh, it was a method that other sunbaes used often, not just me. Those who have been imprisoned since ancient times were a little proud of keeping the long-standing tradition of suddenly complaining of abdominal pain.

“It really hurts! You’re tired of your pants when you fucking sell slaves? Don’t the people who buy them want to buy slaves who wear shit in their pants?”

Even like me, I wouldn’t buy a slave who poops in his pants. I’d rather buy an elf slave. Come to think of it, is that even dangerous?

“Don’t worry, there’s someone else who wants you.”

“What?”

“There is someone who wants you all over the country to buy you for three chests of gold.”

Damn, reservations came out right before it was officially sold. It’s not even a brand new iPhone.

“Who is that?”

“The Grand Duke of Glaceon Winterheart of the North.”

Damn… She was Werner’s fiancée.

I resented Glaceon’s father, who was also Werner’s colleague.

“Brother, you raised your daughter really wrong…”

Like Zeke and his older brother, the people around Werner raised real daughters like shit.