Chapter 124 – Mama

“So the fuck am I that goddess or what, that her son’s wife?”

It’s not a gold spoon, it’s a new spoon… Well then, I could understand to some extent that Werner, no, I was suitable for all attributes. But I’m not some kind of Jesus and I’m the son of God… No, is it Jijas hyung?

Then Armadura began to focus his consciousness elsewhere as if he had lost his mind. At first, I was going to slap him in the face because he wanted to ignore my words. It’s against etiquette to ignore what people are saying. However, Armadura broke out in a cold sweat and began to tremble.

“That… mother sent a message just now.”

“What is that man looking at here?”

“The Beginning Mother is always observing all the worlds.”

“So, what does the nobleman say?”

“You’re wrong, so don’t think about things that don’t matter.”

It seemed that Mother was avoiding useless disputes with the religious world. But why have I never seen the face of that mother? Maybe it’s the kind of person who gives birth to a child for fun and then throws it away without caring about it? like reptiles. Is my mom a fucking lizard bitch? Was childbirth a game for my mother? Was playtime a birthday for my mother?

“That… the mother of the beginning… is telling you. If you don’t want your head to go back to 1980 degrees from being hit so hard on the head, don’t even think like an idiot… It wasn’t birth in the first place, it was handmade…”

“Hey, tell my mom. Let’s meet right now.”

I wanted to meet and talk. Well, I wanted to keep in mind the possibility of Arthas right away if the story went wrong. If your parents are walking the wrong path, it’s your child’s duty to stop them. I also wanted to spread the custom of Goryeojang to the goddess.

“That mother in the beginning is in trouble…”

Damn, did you already find out about the reality of Goryeojang?

“Why? Who else are you giving birth to?”

“… My mother in the beginning told me this. If you make her a childbirth addict one more time, she will pull out all her teeth and rearrange the structure of her teeth. Right now I’m busy taking care of the apostles.”

“Apostle?”

If you’re an apostle, you’ve heard of it. The goddess of the other world shared her powers and powers with the apostles, and the apostles handled minor tasks on behalf of the goddess. But what’s the point of being so busy with management?

“What do you mean by management?”

“… the mother of the beginning… she says that if you put it in the words of the world you know, it will be followed up after the bombing of Wonsan…”

“Your industry isn’t going smoothly either.”

“We, the Spirit Kings, are often called and corrected. That’s why a certain area of the lily garden that my mother grows is called the Red Lily Field.”

“No, why is that right?”

“That… if you work lazily… if you cause trouble to humans… or if you get caught talking behind your mother in the beginning… you’ll be immediately taken away without a second thought.”

An unreasonable and evil god who maintained the bad habits of the old Japanese army. Punishing such a bad god would be the path of a hero that this Werner should walk. Even if I had to personally experience the greatness of Jeet Kune Do for my mother, I would walk the path of this hero.

“The mother of the beginning…”

“Why?”

“If you think nonsense, he’ll put you on a stake and fry you in boiling oil…”

“Yeah… Hey, I’m asking this personally. If me and my mom fight, who will win?”

Armadura said nothing. That silence alone gave me a rough idea of what Armadura was thinking.

“My mother is so fucking strong.”

“… To be honest, we Elemental Kings are like his nails.”

Yes, beating your mother is something scumbags do. As the heir of Confucianism, I couldn’t do such rubbish. I was never afraid of my mother’s strength. It’s because I’m a filial son who loves my mother more than anyone else.

“The beginning of the mother… I can see you next week.”

“Then, are the apostles going to have Pata for a week?”

“… Some people have been beaten all year round.”

“Now I think I know a little bit about who my temperament resembles.”

When I go to see my mother, I thought I should pay attention to the gift first.

—–

“Does Master’s expression look bad? As expected… Because of Count Holstead’s work…”

“No, that’s not it. A man risked his life for his own will and fought against a powerful enemy. But to say that he was pitiful or sad about that is an insult.”

I was deeply in love with him. His spirit, which he drew out in friendship against an enemy hundreds or even thousands of times stronger than himself, and the courage to even lay down his own life for others. And that kind of courage… especially since you can’t have someone like me.

“But why does your expression look like someone who lost money in gambling?”

Surprisingly, I am quick to notice this part. This is why I don’t like quick-witted kids.

“The expression on his face right now is, ‘This is why I don’t like quick-witted kids.’ It seems… Am I mistaken?”

Are you a fucking ghost

“You can tell this disciple what you were thinking about.”

“Ha… yes.”

First of all, I have to hide the fact that my mother is a god. If you say it wrong, you could be mistaken for a crazy person.

“But what about the crow that always sat on your shoulder?”

“Ah, I’m tired today, so I’m just sleeping in the cage.”

“yes…”

I cleared my throat and decided to share my concerns.

“Disciple… if the person you thought was dead… or didn’t exist in the first place was actually alive… what would you say to that person?”

“Um… well, wouldn’t it depend on how that person lives?”

“Well, they seem to be living well. They have a lot of land and talented subordinates… Well, they live making things as a hobby.”

I couldn’t bear to say that I ruled several planets, had spirit kings and apostles as my subordinates, and called them out to cheer me up when I was bored.

“Um… is that person someone who was living well without Master?”

“What is it?”

“Then tell me to take care of myself.”

“In the first place, they’ve lived well without each other until now. It doesn’t seem like there’s anything good about each other interfering in each other’s lives. It’s something you might scratch and bruise.”

Certainly it was. In the past, although I missed the existence of a mother, there was not much inspiration now. Rather, it was to the extent that I felt a little sad because my pad lip immunity had disappeared. If I just meet you, will you curse at me? I didn’t want to ask trivial questions like why he abandoned me. That person must have had their own circumstances.

“What we’ve been talking about… Master’s parents, right?”

“…how did you notice that?”

“It’s a relationship that’s roughly like this, but there’s only one relationship that satisfies the conditions Master explained so far.”

“Yes, it’s about my mother.”

I was a bit ashamed. When I was talking about this, I was confident that I could hide it well enough, but it got caught this way. Apparently, when I talk about this, I’m the type to show off a lot to those around me.

“Well, since I’m going to be alone with my mother next week… I guess I can just say that I hope I don’t have anything to do with you.”

“Yes, and if it’s a strange person, there is a possibility that he approached Master again after seeing Master’s status.”

“It certainly isn’t.”

It’s because he’s not in a position to be tempted just by looking at the position of an imperial magistrate.

“By the way, do you know where Miss Glaceon went?”

“You never look for me, but you often look for him.”

I was amazed at his ability to make rhymes that I would find and repeat.

“Well, he went shopping for clothes right now.”

“Why clothes?”

“Have you forgotten that master?”

I didn’t know what I was forgetting.

“You said that you would go on a date with Glaceon after you go on a date with me. Well, it’s not unreasonable for you to forget about it because a lot has happened lately… But now that Master has returned, it’s your turn…”

oh it was There were so many complicated things lately that I completely forgot about them.

“Oh, when was that…”

“Is the date you promised tomorrow?”

Ha… This is why it was difficult to be handsome. How can a man be so sinful…

At that time, the maid who worked in the mansion approached me.

“That old man… A letter has arrived.”

“The letter? Who sent it?”

“There was nothing written on that letter. But it’s also rude for me to open the elder’s letter…”

“Okay, let’s go.”

If it was an important letter, I might have to kill her, so that was a pretty reasonable decision.

I opened the envelope and started checking the contents.

“…Fuck.”

“Why is that? Who sent it?”

“Brothers and sisters… No, to be precise, my colleagues.”

“But why are you swearing…”

“They said they’d come tomorrow.”

Those are the two most annoying people.