Chapter 112 – From Friends

There was a taste of blood in the mouth. It must have bounced a little during the fight. Unfortunately, I don’t have a mirror right now, so I can’t see myself. But maybe because I tasted the blood, the blood of the vampire flowing inside me and the bastard I had suppressed woke up a little.

“You… you really don’t know who I am? If you kill me, you won’t be safe…?”

“Ha, how can they all say the same thing before being searched for? Whether it’s okay to kill yourself, whether you don’t know what kind of person you are… Even if you look at me like this, I’m a pro? It’s okay to kill someone, I’m trying to confirm what kind of person they are.” That’s the basics of being a pro, right?”

He backed away and held the knife with a trembling hand. You must be tired from seeing the disgusting smell. I need to start with potty training again.

“I, the royal mage, Werner, have come to investigate the abnormalities occurring in this territory.”

“Why is this in the imperial family…?”

“Because you guys poop so much that stinks… that smell must have spread to the imperial palace. Pee, poop… you bastards who have the wrong toilet training.”

“What did we do wrong! We just valued the human rights of the miners who are being abused on the site!”

Certainly, I heard that it was such a group at first. However, I heard that the friendly Earl of Holstead raised wages and improved various working conditions, so the runaway started. The scumbags who killed people in a fight after drinking, or raped a woman, tried to bury them using money or personal connections.

“That knife will stab me, right? It’s fun. Just stab it. Of course, if you stab it, you’ll die. Of course, if you don’t stab it, you’ll die.”

If you thought you could immerse me in just one shot, you were completely mistaken. On days when I was hit a lot with knives, I got hit up to 17 times. In the end, I couldn’t play the roulette event because of anemia that day… At that time, that anger was making me stronger.

“You… If you kill me, all your precious people will die! They will all die!”

“That’s too bad.”

Werner’s precious people were not the only ones that the miners’ union could touch…

“The person most dear to me was murdered. That’s because I killed him.”

Just like that, I knocked him over and stomped on his head. Unpleasantly warm blood splashed across my face. When I saw the scene, a smile came out of my mouth. No… It’s difficult to do this. You shouldn’t wake up such an asshole for a long time.

I started repeating everything about ‘me’.

“Heir of Confucianism… 14th disciple of Jesus… Owner of the god-killing blow… Fang of Metzudo… Heir of Darwin… Reincarnation of the Ten Warriors… Reincarnation of Richard the King of Knights… A disciple of Elvis Presley… an example of an aristocrat… the successor of Bruce Lee, the god of war…”

I repeated everything on the spot over and over again. So that I am ‘me’ and can suppress ‘another me’.

“I look like a real asshole.”

Anyone who sees it will misunderstand you as a crazy bastard.

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“Here you are, Lorsha.”

After wandering the streets for two hours, she asked and asked nearby merchants to hear that she had headed to a nearby valley. Thanks to that, my whole body was covered with sweat, and my clothes were wet, and I felt very uncomfortable.

And she was really sitting on a rock and watching the flowing valley water. The valley water containing the evening sunset had a beautiful color, and Lorsha, which caught the eyes of the valley water, was even more beautiful.

“… It’s getting dark soon. So let’s go back before it’s too late. The security here isn’t very good.”

As we just saw, there was a lot of garbage that was arguing for strange reasons. Due to the nature of this asshole-like fantasy worldview, if you bump into Lorsha’s shoulders, there will be plenty of horny bastards who will ask for your body.

“You think I’m going to be intimidated by a bunch of bullshit roaming the streets? How far are you going to look down on me?”

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No, that’s not it, I was just worried because he was the kind of person who would kill all of those bullies and their families. Because I am a person who denies guilt by association.

“No… I’m just afraid I won’t be able to find my way when it gets dark…”

“There was one time when I ran through the streets at night alone crying.

Fuck this, even if you squirm, you squirm firmly.

“Lorsha… I’m so sorry. I’m… just so tired.”

“You didn’t even call me… you mean I was one of those people who bore you?”

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No matter how hard I tried to de-pressurize, I was pressured with Dyke-level defense. To be honest, even if I had a hundred mouths, I had nothing to say, so I had nothing to refute. As for other colleagues and acquaintances, Lorsha was a person who was only hurt by Werner.

There wasn’t a single element that could brazenly claim, ‘You… you’re wrong too, you crazy bastard!’ I wonder if she had been late for an appointment when she was young, but Lorsha was a person who had only looked at Werner since childhood. When I asked to see her at 3:00 PM, she came out at 1:00 PM and was waiting for me.

Werner wanted to hide it until the end, but to solve this whole situation, he had no choice but to tell his truth.

“I didn’t want you to get caught up in it. As long as I’ve dealt with one of them, they’ll target the people around me. And I couldn’t protect my brothers and sisters, but rather I was so helpless to be protected by something like marriage. That’s why I ran away.” Not all of the reasons… but you were one of the reasons I ran away, Lorsha.”

In reality, Werner has been fighting the pursuers of the Black Round Table disguised as criminal organizations. By killing the pursuers, he was barely preventing the Black Round Table executives from coming. The criminal organization that was active in Bechem in the past was also a subordinate organization under the management of the Black Round Table.

“So what! Even if you say that now, nothing will change! Now that you have come, those words are of no use!”

“Yeah, nothing changes. By the way… Even so, I want to get things back with you. Even if it’s just my selfishness.”

I approached her I could see my face through Lorsha’s beautiful eyes. Also, my face was full of blood.

“Werner you… Where’s that blood…”

“Don’t worry, it’s not my blood… I got into a fight on the way.”

“It’s a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of”

Lorsha took a handkerchief from her bosom and wiped my face. Her soft hands gently caressed my cheek.

“Since long ago, you’ve been eating food all over your face… and you can’t even clean up… If you were really born in a world without magic, you would have starved to death.”

“Well… maybe he made a living as an assassin?”

“Are you an assassin? If you make a living as an assassin, I will go to the castle.”

Is it a fucking proposal? Because I really ate and lived like that.

“I cleaned it all up. Anyway, how would you live without me?”

As she said that, she threw the blood-soaked handkerchief on the floor. No matter how you look at it, it was a top-of-the-line item made of expensive silk, but she didn’t mind that. Since he’s the heir to the family that served as the lord of the Magic Tower in the first place, he could use such a luxurious handkerchief like a tissue and throw it away.

Throw away dirty or used items. Having lived with such thoughts, she liked Werner as much as she did. Even if he was injured and lost the Great Magic, he wanted to keep it by his side instead of throwing it away. She loved Werner more than anyone else in the world.

However, because love is like the water she handles, it can easily change. Water turns into hot steam and sometimes turns into cold ice. Werner’s cold words and long years were enough to freeze Lorsha’s heart, which was like flowing water.

“Yes, without you, I might really starve to death.”

Then she realized what she had said and blushed.

“Even if you starve to death, it’s none of my business anymore?”

“Heh… don’t be so mean, help me so I don’t starve to death.”

“What what what?”

Lorsha’s face was completely red now. Just by looking at the color, you would believe it to be a fire magician rather than a water magician.

“Didn’t you do that to me in the past? My wife-to-be will have a hard time taking care of me. So take care of me.”

“Everyone… Shut up! And you have a fiancée! Where are you messing around!”

Ah, I just meant to reconcile and be close like before, but it seems that I misunderstood in the direction of marriage proposal. But when I saw his face about to die in shame, I wanted to tease him even more.

“Isn’t it okay? The empire allows polygamy anyway. I don’t think there’s anything particularly problematic about it.”

“When you were little, you dumped all the girls who confessed to you… Why did you grow up to be a swallow who cheats on women now…?”

“Well, god, you made me like this.”

“No, looking at the words and actions you said to me when you were young, you were talented. You were a potential swallow.”

The woman who sold me like that was still wearing the cheap necklace that Werner had given me.