Episode 11 – No, what kind of dog is this?

“One spiced chicken sandwich.”

When I ordered that to a female employee at a street stall, the employee responded with a loud voice, “One of your spice chicken sandwiches!” I replied and started making my own sandwich.

Chicken cooked over a roaring brazier, cut into large chunks, sandwiched between halved white bread, and sprinkled with spices.

‘This is the fuck.’

Unfortunately, there is no food like fried chicken here. I tried to imitate it, but it didn’t taste like I had imagined, and Airi scolded me for wasting oil and meat.

“Here’s a spice chicken sandwich! It’s hot, so please eat slowly!”

“I’ll eat it quickly, so don’t order me.”

At that joke, the female stallholder also ate and laughed. I cracked a joke while paying for the food.

“Can’t you give me a discount as much as I’m handsome?”

Then the female employee at the stall also retorted my joke with a joke.

“Then can you give me a tip as much as I’m pretty?”

“Wumma, I’m about to sell my house trying to eat a sandwich.”

“hehehehe. Enjoy the food. Ah, this is service.”

A female employee at a stall handed me a bottle of pineapple juice as a service. After all, if you are good looking, life is just so easy.

I got a sandwich and headed to a park a little away from there.

I sat on a park bench and bit into a chicken sandwich. The pungent aroma of spices, the savory taste of chicken, the sweet sauce and crisp lettuce, and the subtle sweetness of soft white bread all came together to stimulate the frontal lobe.

There may be people who like course dishes and all kinds of dishes, but for me, these B-class foods are my preference. Even before reincarnating in Werner’s body, I liked the chicken burger I bought at a fast food restaurant the most.

When my throat got choked, I drank the pineapple juice the female employee gave me as a service. The intense acidity and sweetness mixed together, refreshing the mouth.

“Kyaa, this is the fuck, this is it.”

Sitting in a park, eating your favorite food, and enjoying your thoughts. It was a common hobby for Werner and I. The difference is that Werner is a hero and I am a murderer.

“By the way, if you’re going to attack me, attack me later. It’s expensive as the quantity is large. So let’s talk about it after eating it when it’s hottest and most delicious.”

From a while ago, I saw guys who couldn’t even control their lives. Looking at it now, all the guys in this park were like that. There’s a lot of shit.

I shoveled the chicken sandwich tail into my mouth and finished off the remaining half bottle of pineapple juice.

“Okay, I’m done. Now let’s talk about it, you idiots.”

Then, those who were scattering lives began to draw their weapons. The old man sitting on a bench reading the newspaper, the couple talking sweetly, the young man sitting on the floor playing an instrument, the young man playing ball, and the girl walking the dog were all looking at me.

It’s the perfect title for a fucking novel. ‘Hitlers are obsessed with me’ tags are bloodshed, obsession, past life.

“Hey, so who sent you guys? Criminal organization? Cultists? My fiancée? Or did the bastards I cared for back in the day do the contract killings?”

The contractors did not answer my questions either. Seeing how they waited for us to eat, they are not inconsiderate bastards. During the two months I lived as Werner, there were several puppies that attacked me while I was eating. When they were eating, not even a dog would touch them, but those who had not attacked them would break their limbs and throw them on the street.

“Oh, are you embarrassed? Oh, he’s handsome enough to make me feel embarrassed.”

Even though I joked with them, they rushed at me without answering. How high-minded are you that even Werner’s appearance doesn’t work? Guys like that usually have a very high nose.

I grabbed the high-nosed bastard by the hair and pinned it to the edge of the bench. Then his nose flattened. It is also a law that the high nose must be lowered.

“Okay, next plastic surgery hopefuls, please raise your hand.”

Even with their hands up, they didn’t want plastic surgery. To be honest, I have a desperate look mixed in, so why be shy?

I guess it’s because there’s no anesthesia. But I have no anesthesia and no expertise in anesthesia. It is a crime to handle anesthesia without a license in anesthesia.

Then there is only one other way, an electric shock. I’m going to stun them with an electric shock and perform plastic surgery on them. With the heart of Dr. Schweitzer, who provided medical treatment for free.

“Rain of lightning, pour down on the ground right now.”

Blitzmon, the fighter of lightning! Jiwoo’s eternal partner, Pikachu! give me strength!

Then, a torrential downpour, each of which was a bolt of lightning, poured down on the ground. Of course, the rain of electricity did not reach me, but focused only on my enemies.

The savory smell of grilled meat and the acrid smell of smoke stimulated my sense of smell at the same time. I’m suddenly craving pork ribs. Shall we buy some meat on the way back?

“Hey, I’ve adjusted the power, so I won’t die. It just hurts enough to make me want to die for the time being, so don’t worry too much.”

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No answer came back. He spoke in a slightly louder voice, perhaps deaf.

“Hey, I’m talking as a business partner, but you guys are fucking terrible?

It means don’t regret like I did before reincarnating as Werner.

Despite my teachings, they didn’t answer as if they had fainted. They are not even the basics to say they don’t show gratitude for the teachings. Even though it is a corporation that has etiquette in the back world.

“Then I’ll go, take care of yourself.”

I said goodbye to them and left the park. It would be very difficult if the guards saw the magic and came and listened to the ejaculation. As for the guys from the adventurer’s guild, if the guards report Werner’s existence to the upper level, it’s really fucked up.

Werner is a man who ran away from his fiancé to a remote city when he was 17 years old. Sure enough, when Werner was seventeen at the time, his fiancee was nine.

It was also a marriage conversation between Shibal Werner’s guardian, the main character of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞, and the grand duke of the northern city.

Upon hearing the content of the marriage conversation, Werner is said to have said this to his older brother and sister-in-law, whom he respected.

[Brother and sister-in-law are you fucking crazy? Did you turn around?]

Werner, who confronted his brother for the first time, said that he was beaten by his sister-in-law that day. Then, on the eve of the engagement ceremony, Werner fled at night to the remote city of Bechem.

A few months later, Werner, who was finally caught by the main character of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞, knelt down and begged for his life. There was no way the girl could forgive the man who broke the engagement ceremony because she was a child and had a strong sense of pride.

So please, I kept begging you to pretend you didn’t see it. Then, the main character of ＜Dragnity Pantani 1＞ decided to turn a blind eye to Werner’s escape on the condition that he entrust his daughter to him.

Werner’s fiancée, whose ego was rightly wounded, was told that she was still looking for him. If caught, it will surely be torn limb from limb.

Bad ending if you touch the fucking student, bad ending if caught by fiancee, bad ending if you choose Camellia because you can’t keep your promise with ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞ main character.

There is no fucking bad ending, only a bad ending. There is a difference of one stick, but it is divided into sister and me dying and sister fucking and me really dying.

“There’s no such thing as a women’s hallway, damn it.”

Saying so, he entered the alleyway. I told Airi to eat dinner alone, but I guess we should go and eat together. If you teach him while having dinner together, he will surely become a polite child again.

I smelled the smell of grilling meat just a while ago, so I was craving meat for the first time in a while, so I was on my way to bring pork.

How do I bake this, whole? Or cut it? Or, as I was contemplating whether to lightly fry it, I heard a familiar voice as I passed through an alleyway.

“It looks like you’re doing well.”

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Not a woman It would be difficult if the number of heroines increased already. Besides, she was even more relieved that she wasn’t her fiancée.

But hey, wait a minute…

“Uh, maybe…”

“Have you forgotten my voice already?”

The owner of the familiar voice took off his hood. Same brown hair and golden eyes as Airi.

“Everything…you…”

“You don’t even call me big brother anymore.”

“Tongue… Why is my brother here…”

“I stopped by because I had business nearby, and I came here to talk to you for a while.”

zig Dragunity,

The protagonist of ＜Dragnity Fantasy 1＞, Werner’s protector, one of the world’s strongest people, and Airi’s father.

Why are you out there bro?

“Shall we change places for a moment?”

It was the beginning of a parent counseling simulation game in which you would die if you chose the wrong option.