45 – Chapter 2. Goblins don’t do that (1)

To be honest, I was thinking that I had to step in halfway, but I was hoping that it would work out without me stepping out.

Even when I was hiding in the alley, I wondered if I would just hold on without taking off my clothes, but the moment I saw Yun Yi-sun, my body moved first.

[Are you okay?]

“Ah yes…!”

A little bit, the way Yoon Yi-sun looks at me is burdensome.

It’s true that I saved you, but it’s really burdensome to look at me like a hero who saved you from a crisis.

Because I’m a villain, not a hero.

[Kuh, hehehehe, you appeared, fake!!]

[Who is looking at who and calling it a fake?]

[I thought it was fake, so it appeared that way!]

Yuk Gi-bong pointed at me and laughed at me.

[Look, this is the proof that I am a real ‘rider’! You know that too, so didn’t you appear that way!]

Words don’t work.

When you have a conversation, there has to be something coming and going, but Yuk Gi-bong is just talking while immersed in his own world.

[Is it because I acknowledged that you are real?]

[of course! I don’t know what you’ve done, but now I’m the owner of this look! The Rider wearing the helmet means that I, Yuk Ki-bong, is the original!]

[Right.]

I lightly stretched out my hands in front of me.

clap clap clap

[Congratulations.]

[What…?]

[Kibong Rider or whatever, in any form, it is the person’s strength to bring their delusions into reality. I’m not interested in what abilities you had before, but the power that flows from you now clearly shows a tremendous amount of ‘ego’.]

[shorten it!]

[…to put it simply.]

I tapped my temple lightly with my index finger.

[It’s a story that I’m afraid that the power of the delusion will come out this strong.]

[What, what…!!]

Everyone in the square burst into laughter.

Those who understand my words, as well as me, will admit that Yuk Gi-bong’s delusions are too far-fetched.

[ha ha ha! yes! am i afraid I’ll be afraid! Because I’m real! Because I am a true rider!]

However, Yuk Gi-bong is already insane.

It seems that the patent failure has been the trigger, and behind his back something like devil’s wings are already fluttering.

“Kyaaa!!”

Seeing him become a real demon, people started screaming and running away.

No matter how many heroes are gathered and even goblins step forward, in front of a real devil, just being nearby can get caught in the aftermath and be killed.

[Look at that! See me running away in fear! Proof that my strength is stronger than goblins!!]

[Falling into self-delusion is serious enough.]

Well, I became a demon because I was seriously ill.

[Yuk Gi-bong. Since you’re a villain with a headache right now, I’ll treat your head with this bat.]

[No!!]

Yuk Gi-bong pointed at me.

[Transform! I, Yuk Gi-bong! Today, I have to decide who the real rider is, winning or losing!]

[what?]

[Didn’t you come here to cover that up too! Transform, come on!!]

[…….]

To transform again in a place where there are so many people right now?

Like Doji Rider?

[If you don’t transform, I will kill everyone here one by one from now on!]

Now death threats.

[Incompetent bugs without this ability! Ha ha!]

It must be the influence of the devil that a student who said he would walk the path of a hero even a day ago has no hesitation in killing humans like that.

The devil dwells in anyone, anywhere, anytime.

In martial arts, it is called Shimma, in the East it is called Mara, and in distant Western religions it is called Satan.

[You are so arrogant.]

If you look at one of the seven deadly sins, the one currently entwining the yukgi peak is the demon of arrogance.

He is under the delusion that he is the ‘strongest’, obsessed with the delusion that he is ‘real’, and considers himself superior, calling those without ability ‘incompetent’.

[No matter how the world calls you, I was sure of this right now. you.]

After I aimed the tip of my bat at Ki-bong Yuk.

[He’s a villain who doesn’t deserve execution.]

[what…?]

The bat was lightly shaken and dissipated into mist.

It’s more like reverse summoning than extinction.

[I heard that a villain pretending to be me appeared, so I tried it, and it seems like a waste of people’s time. Rather than dealing with a guy like you, it would be better to catch the villain who kills people and runs away at that time.]

[ha ha ha…! Are you scared?!]

Do not fall for provocation.

[It’s not that I’m scared, it’s because it’s not appropriate for me to argue with you over whether it’s real or fake.]

Executing a guy like that is a disrespect to the villains who have been executed so far.

An idiot who can’t even become a villain like that.

[This would be appropriate to deal with you.]

[What…?]

It went well for a long time.

There is no surer way than this to get rid of excessive dog rider ‘pong’ to people.

[transform.]

no belt

Instead, the item in his hand is a fan full of traditional charm.

[I told you. A scholar passing by and a goblin.]

I open and close the fan, transforming-

“Wait a minute!!”

someone called me

Turning my head to the side, it was the vice-president who stopped Yoon Yi-sun and I from running.

“Sir, you’re not going to transform into another form! Goblin!”

[…….]

“The fan is our tradition! I hope you won’t transform into a scholar wearing a traditional Korean coat!!”

That’s why all of a sudden there’s a strange noise.

No, how did you know?

“Transform into a Doji Rider! If you don’t transform into a Doji Rider in this situation, that’s betrayal!”

[Betrayal?]

“Yes! Everyone is watching! Transform into a Doge Rider!!”

[……Sounds crazy.]

I said that, but to be honest, it’s not easy to transform as planned because I’m hesitant.

“transform….”

“Ah, no way, transforming into a scholar?”

“Wow, that must be really disappointing…. He was the first to play Doji Rider…”

The stag beetle-shaped rider, the rider on a bicycle, the Obang Special Forces, and those who ran wearing Mecha Tyrano suits are all looking at me with expectant eyes.

‘No, I’m a villain, these people.’

What the hell do you want from a villain?

No matter how much romance you pursue, isn’t there a way to be romantic?

‘Well, it deserves enthusiasm.’

The real appeared before the fake claiming to be real.

The real denies the fake, and the real provokes the fake and insists that it is real.

[There is a story like this in a traditional fairy tale. A story about a mouse that eats Saengwon’s claws and transforms into Saengwon and kicks the real one out of the house. Do you know how the story ended?]

Wiing.

He stretched out his hand to the side.

[The fake rat that transformed was killed by the real one.]

I got a belt in my hand, and I sighed deeply and got into my posture.

I glanced behind me, and Yoon Yi-sun gulped as she aimed her Taegeuk watch at me.

It’s not like I’m doing a live cam.

‘Is this a real fancam?’

No, do you have a direct cam there?

It’s a bit absurd, but if you say I’m someone who has been active in a fan club since I was in C grade, you might understand a little bit.

‘Think of it as fan service.’

Those who gathered here came to calm the rampage of the villain, but they gathered because the villain claimed Doji Rider as himself.

In other words.

Half of those gathered here are Doji Rider’s – to be exact, Doji Rider’s design followers.

[READYㅡㅡ!]

A profound voice echoed as soon as the belt was pressed.

aaa

I want to say, “Why are you passionate about it?” but slowly wear the belt around your waist.

[excreta-]

The moment I tried to speak to God.

[hahahahaha!]

Yuk Gi-bong.

[Die, you fake bastard!!]

got a gun

no.

Attack while transforming…?

Ta—Ah!

the muzzle.

It was aimed right at my forehead.

* * *

Yoon Yi-sun is an aspiring hero.

Therefore, I have no intention of defending the killing of the existence of a goblin.

But even though I couldn’t defend his actions, I came to support him in my heart.

Watching her take revenge on behalf of those who couldn’t even take revenge even though her family was murdered, Isun Yun felt an indescribable catharsis in the figure of a goblin.

Not Yoon Yi-sun, an aspiring hero, but Yoon Yi-sun, an ordinary person, was a fan of Goblin.

Although she did not intend to put a supervisor in the work of a hero, she could not forgive the actions of those who claimed to be a goblin and tried to take away the rights of a goblin.

I couldn’t even forgive the ‘old people in the back room’ who seduced one of the students and caused this situation.

Still, as a hero, the first thing you need to do is convince.

But the persuasion failed and the moment he fell into danger, a goblin appeared and saved him.

I didn’t even need to save him, but he appeared in front of me kicking a telephone pole.

It’s not just because of the fan spirit, but I was influenced by the goblin’s actions.

I fell in love with the act of condemning the guilty in the name of execution and saving the innocent as if they were not.

It was a little disappointing that he appeared as a gentleman in a suit rather than a Doji Rider, but the Dokkaebi ‘tried to’ transform as if he couldn’t do it.

By the way.

how do you do that

No matter how much the opponent is a villain, even if it is a villain goblin.

‘An attack while transforming!’

know.

Heroes also learned at the academy.

Villains have no rights, and there is no reason to show mercy to villains.

“danger-“

The moment Yoon Yi-seon gathered mana in his hand and tried to throw a bead.

[huh.]

With the goblin’s mocking laughter, golden mana spread forward from the goblin’s belt.

Kaga River!!

[What, what?!]

The golden wind that spreads around the goblin instantly hid the goblin’s appearance, and the bullets fired by Yuk Gi-bong did not bounce off the wind, but were ‘grinded’ and disappeared.

[transform.]

flutter.

The wind died down, and the goblin appeared with its right hand spread out to the side.

[Now, you fool who can’t even become a villain.]

As the goblin lightly brushed his right hand aside, a black club was created in his grasp with a halo of light.

[It is time for guidance.]

The goblin aimed his club at Yuk Gi-bong, tilting his head slightly to the side, and started approaching Yuk Gi-bong.

“ah.”

Yoon Yi-sun was truly sorry.

‘I can’t see that from the front!’

Because the place where he was standing was behind the goblin.