226 – Chapter 9. Hey, Ugly Korean (1)

After coming to this world, if I were to choose the three best things in this world, I would definitely pick this ability first.

era of superpowers.

I wouldn’t know if I was an incompetent person, but now that I’m a person who has awakened my superpowers, I have a lot of fun living in the world.

‘If I could come to a world with this ability, everyone would think at least once.’

And by using a very special ability called the goblin’s bat, I can do anything as long as I have enough magic power.

And if there is a second one, I would choose life as a goblin of an association.

Although I have never experienced the life of a villain.

Executing the wicked is something I have never done in real life.

The best thing about becoming a third-class villain goblin is that as a goblin, he has dated many women.

‘In real life, you’ll get stabbed if you cross an octopus foot, but it’s a little better here.’

There are things that I have been working hard on, but the second is that I have built up a close relationship with the head, the executives of Im Mae Mang-ryang, and the various heroines in the academy as a result of that effort.

Then what about the third?

Absolutely, going abroad.

Specifically, based on an economic foundation that is much richer than reality, freely enjoying the wealth that has not been achieved in reality.

It’s a business trip, but getting into first class on an international flight to Thailand is an unfamiliar experience by my standards before possessing it.

‘It’s all an experience to go abroad so often.’

I have only taken domestic flights to Jeju Island when it comes to airplanes, and enjoying first-class service on private planes or passenger planes is new every time.

Of course, if you ask if this is similar to the services enjoyed by wealthy people in the real world, it could be said to be ‘heavenly different’ in the other direction.

The privileges enjoyed by the rich are similar, but the phenomenon that emerges from that privilege will be completely different from that of the rich in my world.

“There’s a Korean magazine.”

“Can’t there be Korean magazines on the plane these days?”

There are two sides to the coin and where there is light there is darkness.

“The display is still in Korean by default.”

“Well, it’s not like changing the setting to English. The official language is Korean.”

“…….”

Others may not consider this darkness, but for me, there is a part of me that makes my limbs shrivel and my stomach twist every time it appears in front of my eyes.

“Excuse me. What kind of drink would you like to prepare?”

“…….”

“customer?”

“Is that a stewardess uniform? The design is really nice.”

“Yes, this is our Nara Airlines uniform. It is a uniform designed by Master Park Do-sik, a famous Korean designer.”

Right now, even the stewardess has the coloring of the airline, but it just gives me a little chill to wear it like a hanbok skin of a character in a game.

I don’t know much about fashion, but I have nothing to say about the fact that the stewardess uniform is in the style of hanbok.

“What drinks do you have?”

“Sujeonggwa, Sikhye, and Sungnyung are prepared.”

“…….”

“Guest? If you’re uncomfortable with something…?”

“…To the Sujeong Division. Hyera?”

“I’ll give it as sikhye. Strain the rice.”

“Yes. I’ll prepare it soon.”

Usually in movies, guests in first class are asked whether the wine is red or white, but here, even sungnyung is prepared.

It is said that it is a flight from Korea to Thailand, but Sung Nyung is a bit too much.

‘Even if Joseon conquered the world, it wouldn’t be like this.’

Every time I just breathed and walked around, whenever a smell of soup came from around me, I felt like I was choking on my breath.

Could it be a Gestalt collapse?

“Hyera.”

“Yes, brother.”

Gunggi – The woman who should be called Yoon Hye-ra was flipping through a magazine, then lowered her sunglasses and turned her head to me.

“why?”

“I feel this every time, but I’m not on a domestic flight, but I’m going abroad. Is Sujeonggwa or Sikhye right for me?”

“Oppa. When a first-class guest talks about something like that, the stewardesses are surprised.”

Yoon Hye-ra winked at me and put her index finger to her lips.

“If you say that in first class, it sounds like you’re saying the quality of service is bad. Oh, did you want to drink wine? Can I order it for you?”

“No. It’s okay. It’s just that it feels strange. Every time I go, I can feel the atmosphere of Korea.”

The influence of K-culture that has permeated every corner of the world makes my whole body tremble and my clothes seem to be turned upside down.

It was as if the Korean atmosphere was forcibly overlaid in the place where the foreign culture should be.

“Why don’t Sikhye and Sujeonggwa come out as first-class service drinks? They don’t come from the factory, but they are served with drinks made by Korean traditional drink masters.”

As Yoon Hye-ra said.

“If I went out there, would I pay 30,000 won for just this much?”

“…….”

In this world, Sikhye and Sujeonggwa have become high-end drinks.

In my world, wine aged over 100 years in a French vineyard is of course more premium and should be eaten, but in this world, a world where artisans who have studied Sikhye for over 50 years in Chungcheong Province eat Sikhye is inevitably awkward.

“If you look closely, oppa has a temperament for cracking soup. No. I’m sorry. He’s not a temperament for cracking soup, he’s just the type who can’t stand the spread of Korean culture this far?”

“…Yes. It’s not that I have a hot temper, I just want to experience various cultures abroad.”

“But oppa, whenever you go abroad, if you have something Korean, it’s your flagship.”

“So that’s what I’m talking about. You can feel Korean enough in Korea, but why do you have to go abroad and watch Korean things?”

The flourishing of traditional culture?

that’s good

However, there are many times when I can’t stand it when I see Qingdao bullfights taking place at the bullring in Valencia, Spain, or people shooting arrows with a Korean bow instead of an archery compound bow at the Olympic stadium.

“Anything in moderation is good, but don’t you think it’s too much? Not everything Korean is good.”

“Of course, the most Korean thing is the most global thing?”

“Those words, something that touches my heartstrings, but also sad to me.”

Are you watching, Mr. Bong?

Your words have an entirely different meaning in this world.

Now, Joseonhwa around the world.

‘Is this an overseas trip?’

hate

author.

It’s good to spread Korean things all over the world, but the culture of this world has become too Korean.

In Japanese maid cafes, there are gisaengs instead of maids.

In Europe, if you do military cosplay, honor guards guarding Gwanghwamun come out.

For example, foreign workers in a sugar cane farm in Brazil are dressed in plain clothes and made to work.

In concert halls where something should sound like EDM, gongs jingle instead of beats.

“The drink you ordered is here.”

“Thank you…”

As a dessert that accompanies a first-class drink, it is a world where bite-sized rice cakes and yakgwa are served instead of macadamia nuts or macarons.

curse

author.

“…….”

“Hey, don’t you like something?”

“No. I ate a lot of yakgwa and rice cakes. Do you have any chocolate or simple cookies?”

“Ah, yes! We’ll change it right away! The customer…”

“I like it.”

The stewardess hurriedly took the medicine and left her seat in contemplation.

“Hye-ra. Did I look like the truth?”

“What’s the point of asking for first class service?”

“Well, I didn’t ask you to boil some ramen.”

“…? Isn’t that what ramen should be?”

“…….”

is it.

Is ramen not the truth?

Even if it’s first class, I don’t think ramen is a bit off, but surprisingly, ramen seems to be a fairly popular item.

“The real truth is different.”

Yoon Hye-ra giggled and took out her smartphone.

“I’ll be there soon. When I get there, brother, don’t stay far from me, okay?”

“…that’s what I’m going to say.”

“Your brother is more dangerous than me.”

“Guest? I’ll give you some chocolate. Can I get you some?”

“No. You don’t have to go that far. Thank you.”

“Oh, yes! Call me right away if you need anything!”

“…hmm.”

Yoon Hye-ra gave the stewardess a slightly lifelike look.

Then, I opened the paper wrapper of the chocolate I was about to peel.

“Look at this.”

“…….”

“Where do you make repairs?”

Hwareuk.

Firearms are strictly prohibited on board, but Yoon Hye-ra extinguished the paper with a small flame so as not to catch others.

“Oppa. Do you know what a Korean newlywed couple should be most careful about when they come to Phuket?”

“……Human trafficking?”

“It’s not just human trafficking. It’s not scary to have organs stolen through human trafficking, but the scariest thing in the world is to have other things stolen.”

Yoon Hye-ra put her finger down.

“Miss robbing.”

“…….”

“The most common crimes committed by Koreans outside of Korea are those crimes. Especially, men.”

Yes.

this world.

Limited to Koreans traveling abroad, the world has become more dangerous for men than women.

Why?

Of course, Koreans have a high probability of giving birth to people with special abilities.

* * *

Arrive at Phuket Airport.

As soon as I arrived, Hye-ra Yoon left her seat for a while to handle business as an association, and I waited for Hye-ra Yoon to return while quietly fiddling with my smartphone.

– Earlier, I was trying to keep me from falling far away.

– You’re not going to follow me to the women’s bathroom.

-That’s right. I will wait. I’ll be carrying my handbag and luggage outside, so go.

Yoon Hye-ra went to the bathroom, but it was not for the purpose of going to the toilet or fixing her makeup.

The purpose of her going to the bathroom is to disguise herself…

“…yes?”

“excuse me.”

someone came up to me

“Have you ever traveled alone?”

familiar Korean.

However, what makes the accent a little strange is that of a foreigner.

“…Who are you?”

There were two women in front of me.

Both of them look like Koreans, no, half Koreans.

If there’s something unusual about it, it’s that he’s wearing something similar to the academy uniform.

“We are tour guides, brother.”

“We are helping people from Korea to travel.”

It is Kosian.

A mixed-race child born between a Korean and several Asian races.

…Ugly Koreans, ‘half-bloods’ who were born after the cataclysm, born out of the ugly desires of humans.

There may be exceptions, but if 90 percent of the classification is true, it would be more correct to say that it is the majority.

Now.

All over the world, since 00.

The number of mixed-race Korean children born in 25 years.

It is known that the official count is about 50 million ‘million’ people.