47 – Episode 44: Oh, that’s not how you do it – 4

It was just an absurd situation.

A f*cking strong fighter, a man with an iron spirit, whatever, the atmosphere of the atmosphere was set, and the only thing that came out was that.

It felt like being hit hard in the back of the head.

“… human…? really human… !”

As I stared at it with bewildered eyes, the entity began to approach me rapidly.

His eyes met with his shiny head.

Kyoko was laughing and muttering.

“This guy is a partial Kirakira wwwwww”

that’s just a person

However, the crown of his head, which should have been filled with hair, was empty.

In other words, he was just an ordinary man with hair loss.

He cried and begged me.

“Teacher, tell those crazy fairies! Even if I’m not a demon, they won’t believe me! Please help me!”

I thought for a while that there must be a reason for being caught as a demon.

Then, thinking back to the intelligence of the fairies, it dawned on me that they might have been really misguided. Why, weren’t we also misunderstood as demons and brought here?

It was a story full of possibilities.

“that… Is that a real demon? No matter how you look at it, it’s just

“Sure! Originally, demons looked similar to humans, so I was confused too, but the author, unlike normal humans, has a blank crown!”

“That’s probably… ”

“It must contain the devil’s egg inside it! You don’t know when that demon might wake up, so I’m always watching!”

How can you say such harsh things in front of yourself…

First of all, I wasn’t bald and didn’t get hit, but I couldn’t even guess how I felt when I heard that.

“No, I just said I was human! It’s a sin not to have f*cking hair! Is that a sin!”

“You still deny it like that! What a scary guy! To have such a strong iron mind… I can’t stand it!”

The fairy stuck out her tongue while looking at the man.

It was a sight that I couldn’t believe at all.

“How did that happen…”

“I was just trying to sneak in and gather herbs because there were lucrative herbs around here! It’s my fault for invading that territory, but demons! It’s too unfair!”

Of course, since he was a human, he was thinking of letting him go.

However, I started to think that it was suspicious to release that man like this.

The cliché that a person who is bald is generally likable, but the cliché that a bald person is shady on the inside, is not the same in all times and places.

“Shit, that man is suspicious.”

“Kyoko, what makes you think that?”

“In Japan, there is a saying that hair is an old friend, so that guy doesn’t even seem to have much of that wwwwwww So something is wrong!”

“uh… is it… ?”

It was definitely a plausible statement.

Isn’t there a saying in Korea, too, that it is a body-prone parent?

If that’s the case, that person could have been an unfilial child.

no hair

If so, it is invalid.

Historically, unfilial people in history are usually wicked people.

If so, we naturally come to the conclusion that the author is also a wicked person.

I had to think about letting him go.

No, if it started to fall out naturally, it cannot be regarded as unfilial because it is due to the intervention of an irresistible external force.

It was the look of Rin questioning me, who was so troubled.

“Joo-hyeok, what are you worrying about?”

“That’s because there have been so many f*cking bastards up until now, so I have some doubts. I don’t know if it’s completely bald, but I’m worried about something because I don’t have it partially… ”

From the point of view of the quantum parallel universe, it can be seen that he also has the possibility that it is not hair loss.

That said, just because you have hair loss doesn’t mean you can’t be a bad person.

I cautiously asked the fairy wearing glasses.

“Since she’s a female type, her name is Mini, right?”

“Yes, that’s right!”

“That mini. That person seems to be a human, not a demon… ”

“Eh, that can’t be! That’s a real demon!”

I feel like this needs a bit of a long explanation.

I began to explain, taking Minnie aside, who looked in disbelief.

…

After the explanation was over, Minnie asked me with a genuinely shocked expression.

“uh… I really am Are there people who have no hair?”

“Yes, it’s hard to believe, but it’s true.”

“Then that’s human too… ?”

I nodded.

“What should I do… Dryad-sama hasn’t been feeling well lately, so he won’t be able to come out any more today… ”

“Wise fly, what are you worrying about so much? If you knew you were a normal human, you could release them quickly.”

“Is that so? It’s a bit embarrassing, but I get it…”

After thinking about Rin’s argument for a while, Minnie nodded as if she understood and carefully opened the door to the dungeon where the man was being held.

…

Perhaps it was because he had not been exposed to sunlight for a long time, the man who had been covering the sunlight with his hand bowed politely as if he had found me and began to express his gratitude.

“Go, thank you… thank… thank… ”

“Always be grateful. lost hair human.”

“thank… Hehehe… thanks… stupid… Thanks…keuhhe”

There was something strange about the state of the man who was giving thanks.

He kept repeating the same words, and now he was smiling with his lips raised.

Suddenly, I felt a prick in my stomach.

“Kuhhh… ”

“uh?”

Unbelievable things started to happen.

The skin of the man who was bowing down to me outside began to peel off gradually, and then it all melted away.

“Finally free! In this hateful prison! It’s embarrassing to accidentally fall into a fairy’s trap, but it’s easy thanks to stupid humans!”

The human mask was removed and what appeared was red skin and black bat wings sprouting from the back.

Even the short horns that rise near the temples.

Anyone could see that he was a bastard with “I am a demon” written on his face.

Lynn’s eyes were wide open as if she were very surprised.

“No, how did this happen!”

It wasn’t just Rin, it must have been the same for everyone present. No, suddenly the skin of the person in front of me melted and turned into a demon, but who wouldn’t be surprised?

Ignoring Rin’s words, the demon was laughing at what was so interesting.

“Look! What did I say! You’re a real demon! Take responsibility, human!”

Minnie jumped up and started raging at me.

It was clearly my mistake, so I couldn’t even make an excuse.

No, honestly, wouldn’t it be more strange to see through that semblance of disguise and recognize that you’re a demon?

“No, he was a real demon.”

I thought I had an ominous feeling that something was being stabbed in the lower part of my stomach from earlier, but as expected, the incident broke out.

He remembered the saying that demons have much higher physical abilities than humans. If a full-scale battle begins, this will be very difficult.

“You foolish man! Thanks to the four uncivilized guys, I was finally able to escape from the prison of fairy magic! Ha ha thank you, you stupid bastard!”

The human skin melted away, and the red-skinned demons laughed evilly and shouted.

“What is your true identity!”

“Yes, that is a good question. human woman.”

Rin pointed her spear at the demon and was on guard.

At her question, the demon opened its mouth with a goosebumps smile as if it just happened to go well.

“Who am I? yes don’t tell me I am Criendeus, a ‘Buncha’ class soldier in charge of gathering in the Fairy Forest.”

“Wait a minute… What?”

“Ah, that’s right. I don’t know if you’re a lowly human being. I will have mercy on you and tell you.”

When I questioned a familiar word, Criendeus laughed at me and responded patronizingly.

“Buncha (焚撦), one of the honorable titles given only to strong demonic warriors with the power to burn everything and tear enemies apart.”

There seemed to be an explanation, but to be honest, because of the name of the title, the explanation didn’t come into my ears well.

I don’t know who built it, but I really did a damn thing.

Bun cha was probably one of the Vietnamese dishes.

I remember going to a Vietnamese restaurant a few times with the employees at the company who urged me to go.

What kind of crazy guy named it so that the name of the title overlaps with the name of a Vietnamese dish that actually exists?

Since the demon king is a person from another world, there was nothing strange about being named that way, but no matter how much, the difference between the titles is a bit…

“Consider dying to this body that has obtained a noble title directly named by the Demon King as the greatest honor in your life!”

no, that was the devil

The first piece of information I learned about the Demon King was the fact that he couldn’t even give a f*cking name.

There’s no way he did it knowingly, but the title given by the demon king is the name of Vietnamese food, so he really doesn’t have any naming sense.

“Now, let me scare you… Aww!”

At that moment, Criendeus, who had been talking while holding the atmosphere, rolled his eyes and began to have seizures.

“American Death Beam!”

Looking back, it seemed that Isabelle was chanting holy magic while Criendeus was talking meaninglessly.

Isabelle was looking down at the demon with contempt.

“You are the installation. Too. I also studied in Seongguk. one piece of information. For demons, holy magic is. Poison. You are now behind.”

Criendeus, who barely came to his senses, couldn’t bear to say anything and was trembling. It didn’t matter if I killed him, but not now.

That thing in front of my eyes is what I most longed for.

Information about the demons is what we need the most.

Yes, that demon in front of me was no different from a bundle of very useful information that contained all of that.

“Why are you fooling around?”

“It makes me so easy… Uh, how can you get that much divine power!”

Criendeus was shocked.

Not wanting to miss this opportunity, I gave Isabelle a signal and asked her to chant the spell again.

“It is the mighty of great America. strength.”

Isabel’s hand began to glow with holy light again.

I smiled, looked at Criendeus, and began to speak.

“Hey, I’ll give you a chance. If you don’t want to get lost, blow everything you know.”