45 – Episode 42: Oh, that’s not how you do it – 2

I sighed.

When you live in the world, there will come a time when you do something called conformity. Yes, just like now.

Rin and Isabelle had already collapsed on the floor, and the fairies with sharp thorns were slowly approaching Kyoko, me, and Damian who remained.

“f*ck, I’ll just follow with my feet, so put it down…”

It is the same that you have to resist to be dragged anyway.

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Just go on my feet The thought of being dragged by those f*cking fairies made me feel a little bit f*cked up.

“I can’t believe something.”

“How dare you believe in a short-lived horse”

Upon hearing my words, the fairies frowned and tilted their heads.

those f*cking bastards.

If I had an electric mosquito net now, all the fairies here would probably have disappeared.

“What is your name by any chance?”

“A fairy has no name. Male fairies are called Zen, and female fairies are called Minnie.”

“Zen, mini?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

It was a strangely intrusive title, but I had to compromise first, so I let it go.

“Yes Jen. lets think. look at this first Do I have a weapon in my hand?”

“I am not stupid. There is nothing in your hands.”

“Without weapons? can’t you attack? Then, even if I run away, if you stab me once with it, I will fall down without being able to resist.”

“Five…”

done. f*ck simple assholes.

“Then, what if you guys guide me to the village? we’ll follow Then there is no problem?”

It was very easy to convince the fairies that their intelligence was low due to their small heads.

I thought that if I did a little bit, something would just come loose, but I decided to change my mind.

Now that he entered the forest, shouldn’t he have paid off his money?

It seemed that someone had given instructions to catch the demons, so it was certain that there was an intelligent body that could communicate with them unlike those fairies.

“Oki, please follow me. If you guys do anything weird, I’ll stab you right away, so don’t think nonsense.”

So the fairies grabbed the fallen Isabelle and Rin and started to fly to the village, and we followed them slowly.

After walking for several tens of minutes, as we cleared away the bushes blocking our view, a huge tree caught our attention.

“Wow… ”

After entering the village, I was speechless and sighed at the shock of being hit on the head.

From the branches of the mighty tree hung countless small, mystical houses.

They formed a social community.

It was a village.

No, but it wasn’t a village.

It sounded like bullshit, but it looked really strange.

At first glance, it was a village, but in fact, it is not a village.

It was clear that this was not a village, but something wearing the shell of a village.

It was because of them that I was shocked.

[Yojeong Gajeung-style Jeongmungjeom]

[Clothes cover]

[Fairy Academy, even if you’re really stupid right now, you can dig up here! (Sorry if you’re offended…) ]

Thanks to the translator’s passive given by the goddess, I was able to recognize the letters of the fairies, but the basic spelling was wrong, and strange signboards were attached here and there.

“Sir, if you don’t buy these clothes, you’re an Orc in the future.”

“Hey, is that true?”

“If you really don’t want to be an orc, you should buy it.”

On one side, a fairy-style solicitation was taking place.

Surprisingly, when the store owner fairy said that, there was also a fairy who bought real clothes.

It was almost astonishing.

It was hard to believe that this was a normally formed society.

“You guys are giving lectures at the academy right now!”

“Who?”

“Professor Minnie of the flapping department.”

“Hey, really?”

Someone called the guard fairies who were traveling with us and stopped them, pointing to a house with the word Academy written on it.

A large number of fairies were gathered in the place where it was written as an academy.

Curiosity aroused for a while, I watched the lecture in silence for a while, wanting to know what a lecture would be, where stupid sentries would forget even their duties and fly away.

In front of the fairies, a fairy dressed in a slightly different outfit was talking intently about something. Perhaps that elf was the professor.

“This is the story of my 150 years of life. I would appreciate it if you would listen without making a fuss.”

That’s how Professor Fairy’s lecture began.

“… When I was 100, I liked when I was 50… Also, when I was 200, I liked when I was 100… And when I was 300, I liked when I was 200… After all, when I was 400, I liked when I was 300…

Did you notice?

That your life has always been good.”

It was so absurd that I just laughed out loud.

“Do some damn shit. Damn it.”

I sighed and muttered.

Didn’t that bastard say he was 150 years old when he first introduced himself?

I wondered why a 150-year-old bastard was talking as if he had experienced a 400-year-old.

To be honest, I don’t know what kind of bullshit that is, and I don’t know if there’s something to be moved, but the other fairies seem to have been greatly moved by that kind of bullshit.

“Oh, I’m so sad…”

“This is a great lecture that cuts through the ages… ”

Everyone was clapping their hands, wringing out tears and runny nose.

‘f*ck adultery, not penetration… ‘

I was going to talk, but I was afraid of arguing, so I held back.

I just gave up on thinking because trying to understand this place with my head is itself a problem.

“Kyoko, what are you doing right now… I couldn’t believe I was crying after hearing that… ?”

“Oh, no… ! What’s in your eye!”

Looking at Kyoko with a puzzled expression, she turned around for a moment and wiped her eyes with her hand. When I asked about him, Kyoko got angry in a slightly subdued voice.

It was a face that anyone could see crying.

In fact, wouldn’t Kyoko have something in common with the fairy in terms of intelligence and sensitivity?

It was around the time I was thinking so rationally.

The guard fairies, who had shed tears a few times while listening to the fairy professor’s lecture, seemed to have come to their senses, and hurriedly flew back to us.

After following them, we were cornered under a tree, surrounded by sentries and closely guarded.

…

After some time passed, Rin, who had fallen asleep, began to come to his senses little by little.

“Are you okay Rin?”

“I am OK. Anyway here… ”

“It’s inside the Fairy Village. For now, just stay still. If you provoke me for no reason, it will bother me again.”

Since I have to meet the manager, useless fuss is only poison.

So when I roughly explained the situation to Rin, she nodded and seemed to understand.

Then, almost at the same time, Kyoko spoke to us.

“Yankee awake!”

When I looked at Isabelle at Kyoko’s words, she was still rubbing her eyes as if in a daze.

“Isabelle, are you okay?”

“Yap! Early bird woke up!”

“Yes, it would be nice to be cheerful… ”

Seeing her smiling with a lively appearance, she seemed to be fine with no injuries.

Isabelle looked around and immediately looked at Rin, then tilted her head.

“Chinese girl? do you see me Why are you looking at me like that?”

Isabelle asked Rin as if she was curious.

Rin looked at Isabelle with an expression as if she didn’t really know that, disapprovingly.

“Isn’t this all because of you, Isabelle!”

“What? Unable to! understand. encounter. Me too.”

“That’s the problem! Isabelle, consider what your role is. Isn’t it a role to support us fighting in the vanguard from the rear? You are the first… ”

“Ok Boomer.”

In an instant, Isabel cut off Rin’s eagerly expressing her opinion, and answered very concisely, as if giving medicine.

“Are you going to do it now?”

“I am too. What I wished for.”

It felt like sparks were flying between them.

“Oh f*ck, hold still! Neither did anything good… ”

The moment I mediated between the two.

Green fireflies gradually began to gather in front of the huge tree in front of us, and soon they began to form a large sphere.

The fireflies started to fly away one by one, and a woman stood where the sphere had been.

Noble green hair that came down to her waist.

Even the mysterious pure white skin. A woman who looked exactly like the mythical being I knew appeared in front of us.

It looked very familiar.

“Dryad… ?”

Yes. That figure must have been a dryad.

It was similar to the fairy that lives in the tree that appears in cartoons and games.

I was stunned for a moment by the mysterious appearance.

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Just like that, when we were in a daze for a while.

“Wow Dryad! You know!”

“Dryad-sama captured!”

“They are complete demons. I asked if he was a demon, but seeing that he was angry, it was true.”

The sentry fairies who were guarding us ran to the dryad in a state of excitement and started to report the situation.

those f*cking bastards

Look how hard I tried to explain that I wasn’t like that, but to the end, look at me saying that I’m a demon.

Seeing the fairies shouting in high tones, anger surged from the depths of my heart.

“I said no, you crazy bastard!”

Suddenly, in a fit of anger, I hit the head of the sentinel fairy in front of me with the palm of my hand. Then the boy fell to the floor.

“Aww!”

Soon, an unimaginable amount of crying that could have come from that small body resonated throughout the village. I could hear tinnitus momentarily in my ear right next to me.

“It’s f*cking different, really…”

I said with a tired expression.

It must have been a mistake on my part to try to get information from these guys.

“Hey. human.”

“Yes, tell me what. No, I’ll tell you first. You look like the manager of these fairies, but you’re not managing these f*cking fairies properly… ”

“Did you just attack my fairy?”

At that moment, the space where I was standing began to vibrate as if an earthquake had occurred. I looked around to assess the situation, and soon noticed that the dryad was in a strange state.

The dryad glared at me with fierce eyes.

“How dare you, humans, kill our fairies!”

Before long, the dryad became very angry and began to shout.

There was a huge amount of life force oozing out around her.

“It could be because the kids are young, to hit that little fairy right now! I can’t really forgive… ”

“No, how old is this fairy?”

I asked with an absurd expression, lost in amazement at the appearance of the dryad.

“Yeah, I’m a baby fairy, I’m 320 years old.”

Seeing the fairy answering with a bright smile as if she hadn’t cried, the nape of her neck suddenly began to stiffen.

I opened my palm and smacked the sprite once more, then started screaming loudly.

“Fairies and dryads, just search and f*ck them all!”

I can’t stand it, f*ck!

Whether I’m following you or you’re following, I can’t live like this, f*ck!