1 – Episode 1: Real-time summoning to another world is f*cked up – 1

When I think about it, I think I’ve been trying to live by suppressing something.

It wasn’t something grandiose about thoroughly concealing myself for the sake of others.

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Just trying to live as others do, I became a complete stranger in society. At first, it was so hard and I hated it.

However, it was only a blink of an eye for a moment, but it was at that age that I was gradually getting used to that kind of life.

But the moment I entered the house, it was different.

I threw away the hypocrisy and self-pampering that I was suppressing in society for a while and returned to my original self.

【There is no such thing as a novel that was promoted, really haha】

Posted by: [Jhyuk132]

「Really f*ck ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

No, do you think the ending that the world where the demon king appeared was destroyed because there were no heroes makes sense from common sense? I’m going to see all the crazy bastards lol Why don’t you just write this kind of shit on a notepad and read it alone? 」

This was the original me.

I just express what I feel inside without filtering, and I hate what I don’t like. He has a personality that directly says that shit is shit.

This kind of character of mine is a great evil in society, so I have thoroughly hidden it.

The community was a good place to unravel my hidden personality.

Nothing relieves stress as much as hiding in the shadow of anonymity and expressing desire.

【comment】

[Goddess]: Well… I wrote that… Is it really possible to revive this with only a hero…?

└[Jhyuk132] : Everything else is good. However, if there is only a hero, there is nothing that cannot be done, but personally, I think it would be better to add a harem and have one or two pretty girl party members.

└[Goddess]: Thank you… but really…? If you have a hero, you can save the world, right…? Then…I…maybe…

└[Jhyuk132] : ㅇㅇ By the way, he’s a writer, why is his tone so f*cking like that? If you have any questions, feel free to tell me;

After reading a novel that had been promoted and leaving a bad review, the author himself appeared on the mound and left me with a question.

I tilted the chair I was sitting on backwards. I definitely thought that he was a good writer that is hard to find these days. I decided to leave feedback in that I admit my mistakes and try to correct them.

When I gave some personal feedback for the writer, the writer thanked me and seemed a bit skeptical.

When I pointed it out because I was worried about the intrusive tone from earlier, the writer immediately left a reply.

[Goddess]: My world is a bit messed up right now, so please help me.

In an instant, a magic circle emitting blue light appeared from under my feet.

“What the f*ck-!”

The bright light created around the body eventually increased its size, and in the room that was attacked by the light, only the computer that lost its owner was making engine sounds.

***

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

I opened my eyes again and let out a breath.

repeat it several times.

I had to admit it.

This is not a dream. It was a reality I was experiencing.

“f*ck… is this real…?”

I couldn’t believe it.

No, according to common sense, it was scientifically impossible that I, who had just been sitting in the corner of the room, would suddenly move to such an unknown place.

I calmly looked around.

In this unknown space, sacred decorations were lined up, and the floor was glossy as if it had been waxed.

Crucially, a huge statue was erected one by one in the center of the four walls.

The statue of the goddess spreading her huge wings and holding out her hand looked so high in perfection that anyone could say it was beautiful.

“Where the hell is the exit…”

I continued to circle around, looking for an exit.

Isn’t there nothing to be gained by staying here for a while?

And most of all, I had to go to work tomorrow.

If you ask me what kind of work I am going to do in this situation, I will answer that I am more afraid of the team leader’s grudge than the current situation.

He was the team leader who usually looked down on me and paid attention to me, but now I don’t have a cell phone, so I had no way to contact the company.

So, I was so afraid of the aftermath that would come after me.

I don’t know where, but I had to think of a way to find an exit as soon as possible and return home.

Around the time I was looking around for a long time.

Something appeared in front of me. No, it would be more appropriate to say that it fell lightly from the sky.

I had no choice but to remain still like a dazed person at the stunning sight that was slowly descending from the sky.

it was a man

There were two people to be exact, so the expression “people” was appropriate.

A small woman with golden hair, and another tall woman with red hair, slightly taller than me.

Two women fell lightly from the sky to the ground.

For a moment, I was so flustered that I couldn’t speak.

No, thinking about it, it was strange to even say something in that situation.

So, I watched them silently.

The sight of them lying down with their eyes closed was so beautiful that I almost lost my mind for a moment.

However, since the person was down, I came to my senses and ran to them to check their condition.

“excuse me! Are you okay?”

Shaking them, they shouted to come to their senses.

Then, they started waking up one by one with a light moaning sound.

“I’m glad you’re safe… But it’s really fortunate that I’m not alone here…”

I smiled, relieved that I wasn’t alone in being sent to this strange place.

I thought I was lucky.

until they open their mouths.

“Do you want to see it?”

“Can you speak?”

the moment they open their mouths.

I had no choice but to keep my mouth shut.

I am not good at foreign languages.

I could only communicate in simple English, but I wasn’t good at it, so I could say that I was completely ill with foreign languages.

“uh…”

When all three noticed that each other was of a different nationality, there was a moment of silence.

It was embarrassing.

Honestly, the current situation is also a situation, but I felt a strange discomfort sitting awkwardly with people who could not communicate with each other.

No, to be honest, I didn’t know what to do.

It was then.

The surroundings brightened, and a trumpet sound began to be heard in the distance.

Someone began to descend from the sky with a divine singing voice.

could be noticed at once.

Huge statues of goddesses carved on the walls.

Because she looked exactly like the statue of the goddess, she was instinctively aware that she was a goddess.

While all three of us, including myself, were stunned at the mysterious sight they were seeing for the first time, the goddess opened her mouth.

“Come closer. A party of warriors.”

As soon as the goddess spoke, the three of us moved in front of her in an instant.

Everyone was flustered, and as they were only looking at her, she had a sad expression on her face.

“My world is currently suffering from the appearance of demons and monsters. Please lend me your strength. We need your strength to save this world!”

It was a line that could only come out of an outdated fantasy novel.

After thinking about it without saying anything for a while, I talked to her after making my decision.

“excuse me. You said you were a goddess? Are you the one who left the comment earlier?”

“Yes, warrior. That’s right. We decided to accept the hero’s excellent proposal and save this world.”

“Hey you f*cking bitch.”

“Eh…?”

The goddess was taken aback by my sudden swearing.

“It’s the first time I’ll ever see a crazy bitch who kidnaps people just for giving them feedback. Send it back to where it came from before it’s f*cking destroyed.”

“why! As the hero wished, we sent two pretty girl party members along with us!”

“You wretch, I said I wanted to read a novel like that. f*ck you, I didn’t want this kind of f*cking situation.”

“Eh… that’s… that’s why…”

The goddess was breaking out in a cold sweat as if she was very embarrassed.

At that time, I instinctively felt that I had been f*cked.

“I’m sorry about that. Once summoned, you can’t go back until you take the demon king’s head.”

I put on a devastated expression.

The faces of the two women who had been watching me with angry expressions suddenly turned dark.

I couldn’t understand the meaning because the language was different, but I must have had a vague expectation that if I did well, I would be able to go back to myself.

“ah! All three of them speak different languages, so communication is difficult. Then, what will I do with that part?”

damn isn’t that normal

I had so many things to say, but I didn’t know what kind of bad things I would get if I got offended by that goddess for no reason.

First of all, quickly get some abilities, pick up the devil’s head as an attribute, and return to modern times.

That was my decision.

“Finished! The translator will work with the accent you usually use.”

“Wait a minute. The phrase I use often is…”

“yes? oh You can rest assured that we created a translator based on the accent you used on the Internet site you frequently access…?”

“ah…”

I managed to turn my stiff head around.

Still beautiful, they seemed to understand the goddess’ words, perhaps thanks to the translator.

“Uh… Hey… How are you…?”

Still, he was a colleague to be with from now on, so getting to know him quickly was the priority. I greeted the blonde haired girl first.

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Judging from the language she used earlier, she was probably Japanese.

After saying hello with a pure heart, I collapsed on my knees because of her completely unexpected reply.

“Josenjing who can even say hello, this is super rare wwww”

It was a way of speaking that could infer his political leanings just by looking at it.

I was devastated when I saw her using a tone that would be useful to net right-wingers active in far-right communities in Japan.

From the first button, it was magnificently twisted.

No matter how much I tried to roll the hope circuit, I couldn’t come up with a way to survive with a person like that.

As I was making a desperate face as if I was about to die, the woman who was caught reached out to me.

“Are you okay?”

I was afraid that terrible words would come out of her mouth, but fortunately she was speaking normally.

“thank you…”

Holding her hand, I thanked her as she stood up.

fortunately it was If both of them had flaws, they would have bitten their tongues inadvertently and almost committed suicide.

“No, it’s okay. Isn’t it a natural duty as a great country to help a small country?”

“Wait a minute, what…? Great country…?”

I felt bad.

Hopefully not.

no please no it shouldn’t be

“Yes, as a proud people with a history of 5,000 years of great power, should we act like small people in helping the people of a small country?”

I definitely realized

f*cked.