Ch. 84: I Have Unhooked My Childhood Friend’s Bra

I remembered what Yuika’s father had taught me a long time ago.

“You know what, Souta-kun?　When the time comes to unhook a girl’s bra, use one hand to unhook it.”
“Eh, why is that?”
“That’s because…”

I was only a kid at the time, so naturally, I was confused as to why.
Then her father declared boldly with a flash of his teeth.

“I can take the initiative with a casual sense of maturity.”

As soon as he said that, Nadeshiko-san who was standing beside me turned red and embarrassed. Seeing how Nadeshiko-san was flustered, I had mad respect him to be able to say that out loud.

By the way, at that time, Yuika and Iori were taking a nap. I’m the only one who knows about this lesson.

So I called out to him in my heart.
Dad, I did it. By accident, I was able to unhook her bra with one hand…Well, it’s your daughter, though!

—My brain was in such turmoil that I had to escape reality by reminiscing.

That’s because…
The moment the hook was unhooked, the bra strap instantly slipped from my fingertips. It was a wonder how big the thing the bra was holding up as it dropped with a great force.

“Ah…”

The moment the bra came off, Yuika let out a small cry and held her chest in panic. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a woman’s chest shake like they were bouncing. Freed from the restraints, they were swaying.

I couldn’t help but mumble something incomprehensible.

“…I see Laputa.”

As soon as I did, Yuika gave me a red facewith a “Mou…” look.

“…Souta is a PUA.”

What a terrible label.
I hurriedly replied.

“I-I’m not a PUA. I demand that you retract that. It’s too disgraceful to be called that.”
“…You even faked an accident to get my bra off.”
“…”

What a surprise.
My childhood friend has misunderstood me horribly!

“Listen to me, O king! The people are grieving! That was a sad accident, a fate no one could have foreseen! If I wanted to take off your bra, I would do so manfully, of my own free will and responsibility! Even when I pushed you down, I didn’t use miracle luck schemes, I would push you down straight up! So please don’t give me the disgrace of being a PUA!”

“You, calm down and listen. To be honest, I don’t understand why boys are so obsessed with such things. I want you to fix the bra that came off of Yuika-chan. Very desperately.”
“H-How could you say that…!”

There was no room for rebuttal. It’s true that restoring the current situation is probably the top priority right now, rather than investigating the cause. Yuika would like her bra fixed as soon as possible…Hmm?

“…I’m going to fix it?”
“Who else could it be?”

“Y-You can fix it yourself!”
“If I could, I would!”
“Why can’t you do it!?”
“I’m telling you, my muscles are sore!”

Yuika was furious.

“I can’t move my hands back, they get so tight! It’s all I can do just to hold it like this. If you don’t fix it quickly, my hand will reach its limit! If you don’t hurry, it’s going to spill!”
“What’s going to spill!? What’s going to spill!? What’s going to spill!?”

“I’ve told you, my…”
“Wait wait! Don’t say it! This time, my Reason-san will explode with Blackbeard!”
“Who is this Reason-san!? Is she a girl!?”
“She’s the goddess who protects our peace!”

“Souta’s goddess is in my house! How could that be…Before I knew it, this has been turned into her house’? I can’t let her do this, get out of the way Souta!　I’ll bury Reason-san with my Lushan Hyper Dragon Pike!”

“Don’t you dare bury Reason-san! Also, if you’re going to do that, there’s a high probability that you’ll be naked when you do it! Are you saying that on purpose!? Also, don’t you already know that Reason-san is referring to my last bit of reason!? I’ll say it again, don’t throw in a backstory when you can’t afford it!”

“If I don’t throw in a backstory, I’ll die of embarrassment! You should know that!”
“—! So that’s how it is, I’m sorry!”

It was totally my fault.
I thought she was forcing a story into my head, but she was just being strong. She’s so cute…

It’s not the time for that. The air was about to get even weirder because I had made Yuika make an embarrassing confession.

If the F-cup spills out, I’m sure I’ll be the one to make Reason-san lose it. If this happens, the world will lose the light of reason and the age of the chest will begin. I know you don’t know what I’m talking about, but I have no idea either!

“We can’t keep this going… I’ll do it! I! Will put Yuika’s bra back on!”
“You don’t have to announce it, just do it!”
“Yes sir!”
“I’m a girl, so it’s yes ma’am!”
“Yes, ma’am!”

With the iron spirit of a soldier, I grab the end of the bra strap that had fallen from Yuika’s chest.

“Let’s do it. I’ll give it a little tug, okay?”
“…Be gentle, okay?”

…I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you. I’m a soldier with an iron mind, so it doesn’t sound strange to me.
Absent-mindedly, I pulled it lightly so that the end of the strap was at her back.

“Mm-hmm…”

I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you! I’m the mighty Sargent Mikami, so I can’t hear anything weird!

I also don’t see the pink bra that I said would look good on her! I can’t even hear the indirect sensation of something really soft when I pull the string!
You can’t hear it!? Yes, I can’t hear ot, but I’m having a gestalt collapse in my head!

“Ku…I’m almost there…”

Still, I fought off the temptation and finally got to the point where I could match the ends of the strap.

But then I was shocked.

…What is this, the hooks don’t go together.

The shape of the hooks should be the same as those used in everyday life. But I can’t get the hook to fit together properly because they were a little stretched.

Nuh-uh, that, umm…ah, damn it!

Impatience slowly crept in.
I’ve finally made it this far, but why can’t I get it right?

What should I do, Kisaragi’s father? He told me how to take it off, but he didn’t tell me how to put it on! Father, I can’t get your daughter’s bra on! Help me, Father—!

I screamed in my mind, breaking out in a cold sweat.
Then.

Suddenly, Yuika let out a small gush.
She seemed to have regained her composure from the pressure I was under and murmured happily.

 

“You’re getting impatient…How cute, Souta♪”

 

“…”

I felt my face tense up.
She really doesn’t understand how much work I am putting in for this!