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Celebrity Life Misunderstood as a Genius chapter 146

[146] Variety (4)

Documentary-type entertainment, 「Survival Island」.

Usually, the shooting location is set on an island, but this time it was a savannah grassland area.

The cast members made escape from the isolated place their survival goal.

“Your goal is to escape the savannah?”

“… Surprisingly.”

“Oh my gosh.”

The production team that picks us up on a bus and drops us on the savannah.

They had to get out of the meadow on their own before nightfall.

“Brother, are you really okay?”

“What.”

“I thought it would be dangerous.”

“…”

In the meantime, there have been many entertainment programs that have been reversed.

The pick on the back of the head ensured the safety of the cast.

Even if it can be dirty, disgusting, and irritating.

“Don’t worry. There won’t be any danger.”

“Well, a hunter is waiting in the distance.”

“Yes. From afar. After being eaten by a lion.”

“… I will take revenge.”

“Right.”

The companion is 50 million YouTubers, Bea Gulls.

He was a British special forces survival instructor.

“Jiyu, where is Juhee now?”

“In the outdoor parking lot.”

“Huh? What are you doing when you don’t come in?”

“Well, let’s practice making fire with flint.”

“… I got it.”

Our main dancer knows how to make a fire.

She is like a girl group dancer on the Billboard chart.

“Idol cut-offs are really tough these days.”

“…”

I finished my work and told Jiyu.

“Leave the production of the opening ceremony to Ailee.”

“Isn’t that Diana?”

“Yes. Do as I say.”

My butthole is watery these days.

“Anyway, are Somi and Minji together?”

“Yes. In the outdoor parking lot.”

“Uh, yes.”

Soon after, she came out to the parking lot and checked the members.

‘… A can of soda?’

Joo-hee used a trash can as a burner.

He put a lit straw in it.

“Somi, quickly put sweet potatoes on!”

“Okeydokey!”

“…”

Our children are very independent.

Are the two high school girls getting early education?

“Hey, look at the sweet potato smell. Let’s share it with the members.”

“Your sister is awesome!”

“What, just this much.”

“… Guys?”

The members greeted me with charcoal soot on their faces.

“CEO!”

“Are you using a can instead of a burner?”

“Yes! With the ones you can find in the meadow.”

“…”

Somi said with a slight smile.

I’ve been studying something for days.

“Eat the roasted sweet potato!”

“…”

Roasted sweet potato grilled over a fire made by a girl group member.

‘… This is precious.’

Where did you get the sweet potato?

It’s ridiculous, but it’s delicious.

I want to protect the pure hearts of our children in the future.

“Guys, haven’t you practiced eating bugs?”

“… The taste of the sweet potato is gone.”

“I’m kidding. Keep eating.”

“Heh heh.”

Of course, in the contract, it was arranged in the old crop line.

How would you film a video of a girl group eating bugs?

“CEO, did you take a picture of the contract?”

“Yes. Do you want to see it?”

“Yes. Show me.”

“Sleep.”

Belt-

Soon after, Somi received her contract through her text message and slowly checked it.

“Ohh, girl group members don’t eat bugs.”

“Right.”

“… The representative?”

“Ok?”

In an instant, a thrilling sensation surged through the back of his head.

It doesn’t look like shit

I think it’s really, really fucked up.

“CEO, is it okay to eat bugs?”

“No, what is that?”

“To sacrifice for us…!”

“Ah.”

I’ve been imagining

Imagine eating a great protein source with bea gulls buttercup.

“Help me.”

Yang Joo-hee held my hand tightly and her eyes lit up.

“Brother Suho.”

“Yes. Brother.”

Our Juhee has found her original intention.

He didn’t call me hyung for a while.

“I will definitely get you something other than bugs.”

“… Believe.”

“Okay.”

Shortly thereafter, we left for Africa from LAX.

The expected shooting time was short for a day trip.

I couldn’t have predicted how hard it would be.

* * *

If it was long, it was long, if it was short, it was a short time.

A lot happened while I was in America.

The new song also climbed the Billboard charts,

Following Brain, Good Busking, and Invincible Marine Corps, this is already the fourth variety show.

In addition, to the stage of the Zeol fashion show and the opening ceremony of famous American sports.

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Koo Hyun-sik, the team leader, found something while sorting through the documents.

[Elephant’s Behavioral Psychology Recognized by Elephant Poop]

“… What is this?”

Not only elephants, but also various animals and plants living in Africa.

The data was too vast to just ignore and shred.

“Jiyu, come here for a second.”

“Yeah?”

“What is all this?”

“Ah, that’s what Somi requested.”

“Hmm.”

It’s a quantity that will take a few days if you just look at it slowly.

“Did you see it all in one day?”

“Ah, no way.”

“They overlapped a lot with the brain exam questions.”

“…”

Is it because I left with CEO Jung Soo-ho?

It sounds like you are preparing hard.

“Have you chosen a song to perform on the opening ceremony?”

“Yes. Suho oppa chose and went.”

“… Already.”

Since when

The CEO’s way of handling work has become faster and sharper.

Maybe it was after I went to Jungle at SBC Broadcasting Station.

Do you still have room to grow?

He was an unprecedented genius in the entertainment industry.

“Jiyu, did you hear that rumor?”

“What rumors?”

“…”

Sigh-

Team leader Koo stared at the CEO’s computer.

Which broadcast will rise and which celebrity will collapse?

It was rumored that various information from the entertainment industry was stored.

‘A treasure more valuable than One Piece…!’

Perhaps, it is more accurate and vast than Dispatch.

Now you have settled well not only in Korea but also in the US.

“I heard the rumor and asked.”

“Oh, what do you say?”

“I heard there is no such thing.”

“…”

Yes. Of course you would have said that.

“Manager.”

At that time, producer Ailee entered the office and talked to me.

“Because I heard something.”

“?”

Her unexpected name came out of her mouth.

“I heard that Kiara competes with Yezi.”

“Oh, yes. That’s right.”

“…”

The association held <Main> Through the rehearsal stage.

And <sub>

Decided to judge

Main sings the US national anthem alone.

Maybe it’s recognition or musicality that’s the criterion.

“I’ll be in charge of producing.”

“Alone?”

“Yes. Leave it to me.”

Ailee opened her mouth with a determined look.

“There.”

Soon after, Umji Yu carefully raised her hand beside her.

She may not have expected it, but she had already been instructed.

“Suho oppa has already decided that.”

“Yeah?”

“Leave it to Ailee’s producer.”

“…”

Ailee made a firm determination with a thrilled expression on her face.

“The opening ceremony stage, I will definitely bring the main.”

“Yes, please.”

The rehearsal for the opening ceremony was in mid-July, so of course the announcement was about that time.

During Coachella, the main is Kiara and the sub is Solar.

It was her turn to reclaim her place with pure skill.

* * *

The savannah climate is good for a variety of animals to live in.

In particular, the African savannah is home to a number of world-famous mammals.

Rumble-

The old jeep’s exhaust roared quietly.

I couldn’t see because my eyes were covered with blindfolds.

‘They’re heading northwest.’

Bea Gurls, as a former member of the Special Forces, easily grasped the movement route.

I don’t know about the girls yet.

I was able to return by evening.

After a while,

Expedition members stretching and getting out of the car.

Jung Soo-ho, Yang Joo-hee, Shin So-mi, and Nam Min-ji.

They were popular members of 「Girls on Top」.

“Now, you can get out of here on your own.”

“Hmm.”

Except for one cameraman, the crew drove away in a jeep.

None of the members of the expedition were embarrassed or nervous.

‘You don’t know the fear of the grassland yet.’

Is it because it’s only a day trip?

To be honest, I could have lived in abundance if I put my mind to it.

PD demanded tight filming within the contract line.

‘It can not be helped…’

Then, Somi glanced around her and raised her finger.

“We’re from over there.”

“?”

Apparently, they moved around changing routes.

“If you keep going southeast, you can go back.”

“How can you be sure of that?”

“I’m trained.”

“…”

What kind of training do girl groups get?

Except for Yang Joo-hee, I thought I was a ragtag.

Somi possessed more important survival knowledge.

“Ah, here you go.”

She checked the animal’s footprints and said:

“The herd of elephants went over there. It’s more than 7cm deep and the surroundings are moist.”

“No…?”

Are you a real girl group member?

When did you study that?

“It’s dangerous to go this way. Go to the forest first.”

“… Are you sure?”

“Yes! It’s within the range of brain submissions!”

“…”

What scope of release.

Soon, the expedition members settled down in the thick vegetation.

Somi checked her surroundings carefully and returned and opened her mouth.

“It’s safe here. I think we can light a fire!”

“…”

Bear Gurls fiddled with the lighter in her pocket.

It’s a girl group, so I brought it from the level of consideration.

‘If you give me this, the amount of broadcasting won’t be enough…’

Cheek, Chick, Chick─

At that time, Yang Joo-hee started bouncing the flint from where she got it.

“Ah, that’s that easy…”

“Yaya, the wind blows! Cancer!”

“Hu-hu-hu, Fu-wook—!”

“…”

I can’t even get food.

The wild wasn’t such an easy place.

Soon after, So-mi and Joo-hee started making things together.

One is mental, the other is physical.

The head, action, and division of work were clear.

“… What are you doing?”

“Oh, I’m making a hunting trap!”

“Where are the ingredients…?”

“All you need is a branch! The rope and ring are in the bag.”

“…”

What are you

is it a girl group?

“Let’s catch two or three rabbits.”

“Aren’t you eating all three meals today?”

“Yes. I’ll eat all three meals.”

“But who disbands?”

“…”

The two women stared at Bea Goulds.

If you solve that, there is no difficulty.

“Oh, what should I do? I don’t have a knife right now.”

“I knew that and prepared for it.”

“…”

Yang Joo-hee took out a knife from her bag and handed it to her.

“… The preparations are thorough.”

“Of course.”

Somehow, girls who seem to survive even if they fall on an island.

“Nam Min-ji, what are you good at?”

“Good sign”

“Yes···.?”

The girl group members roasted and ate rabbits over a fire they made themselves.

“It doesn’t taste good.”

“Eat what they give you.”

“In the army, we just ate.”

“Eat here too.”

“Uh.”

Yang Joo-hee took off the rabbit’s leg and handed it to Su-ho.

“Suho-hyung, take a bite!”

“Yes. Thank you.”

It was certain that it was a new picture in the history of broadcasting around the world.

* * *

This must be a nutube taxidermy.

A girl group member hunting for a stone axe?

“…Is it true?”

As the CEO of Enter, it was only natural that he felt uneasy.

Is the reason why the back of the head is itchy because you don’t wash your hair?

Originally, it was a broadcast where you eat disgusting food-, no, insects or raw meat.

If you combine Juhee and Somi.

Similar to Zhuge Liang and Gwanunjang.

So-mi showed off her survival knowledge, and Ju-hee put it into practice with a post-human physical.

Father Bearls, who was embarrassed at first, nodded her head as if satisfied.

“CEO.”

Nam Min-ji walked with me and watched their performances.

“I think it’s too difficult to be a girl group.”

“… That’s not the order.”

“Can I do a girl group too?”

“You’re already doing it.”

“Oh, yes.”

Did you forget

“But this is where you and Somi wanted to come.”

“Ah, that’s not it.”

“… Mr. Chung!”

Soon after, Brother Bea came up to me and started talking to me.

“What did you train the girls for?”

“Yes?”

“Did you send a special unit?”

“The army was sent.”

“As expected, Yang Joo-hee…!”

“Nope.”

Yang Joo-hee did not go to the army.

“Excellent! You seem to have served in the military twice!”

“… One went twice.”

“As expected!!! Yang Joo-hee…!”

“No.”

Because he didn’t go to the military.

“CEO, just make regular appearances.”

“… Nope.”

“Cabi.”

This is enough for the amount of broadcasting.

I started to notice people around me.

‘It’s almost over…’

PD sent a signal from afar.

It means to prepare the last meal.

Soon, we settled down nearby and skillfully guarded the fire.

Azo Bea Gurls opened her mouth as she rummaged through her bag.

“Gentlemen, I brought protein supplements.”

“Oh, really!?”

Yang Joo-hee interrupts the sound of protein supplements.

However, when he saw the contents, he screamed.

“Kyaaagh!”

“OMG.”

Why would you carry a live caterpillar in your bag?

He began threading the worm onto a wooden skewer.

“It doesn’t taste good, but it’s a great source of protein.”

“…”

Soon after, Brother Bea squeezed out a worm and put it in his mouth.

Is this a visual shock?

Squeeze the caterpillar and juice comes out. Memo.

“Two! It’s not a good insect to eat if it tastes like it is now.”

“… Where are the worms that are good to eat?”

I think I want to make a scene somehow.

I still can’t give up my human dignity.

“Hmm, grill it and eat it. I just can’t eat it.”

“I can’t eat it even if I bake it.”

“Cabi.”

Is this what it means to be a professional?

With his skills, he could survive without eating bugs.

Even if he only had salt, he was also a boar hunter.

‘I will remember you.’

As someone I never want to see in front of a camera again.

* * *

After a while.

In the end, he safely finished filming and returned to the company.

Domestic and foreign fans have been waiting for the broadcast date.

The time for the main broadcast of 「Good Busking」 Has finally arrived.

“Jiyu, turn on the TV.”

“Yes.”

American employees gathered in the break room to watch TV.

After Brain, the report cards of three entertainment programs caught in the US.

As a result, Solar’s position in the US was expected to rise.

“Oh, it begins.”

When she first entered the US, she felt a bit clumsy.

The faces of the members, who had already adapted, were overflowing with confidence.

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