74 – EP.5 How many kg dumbbells have you lifted?-1

***

It’s sunny. The sunlight that has exquisitely found a crack in the curtain stings my eyes.

The light hurts my eyes, so I turn my head, but I’m already awake.

“Oooh…”

A shattering headache, a stuffy mouth, and a bloated inside.

Even though I want to sleep more in triple high school, I can’t sleep.

I must have been lying on the hard floor for a long time, and my back hurt.

I get up and sit down, but my body makes a gurgling sound.

“Are you possessed by a body that will soon die?”

The cracked voice wasn’t particularly pleasant to hear.

Scratching my itchy back, I looked around and found myself sitting in a very sh*tty house.

A soju bottle and a beer bottle that had fallen, and alcohol spilled out of their spouts.

Half-chewed and spit out squid legs, snack bags scattered around, and snack crumbs stuck to the body.

Heavy belly fat that restricts body movement, dull body.

As I slowly looked around the house to understand the situation, I heard a familiar sound.

belt ring

[Dimension shift count: 5]

[Cause of death in all dimensions: Violating the regime]

“You sent it clean.”

As I requested, Master must have smashed my head before I could even feel the pain.

The relationship with her is now over.

I have a lot of affection, so there are regrets, but I feel a little better because I did something meaningful unlike the previous dimensions.

I gave that damn Namgung So-yeon a shot, so I’ll keep remembering this.

The memories of the previous world are now carefully enshrined in a box called memories, and you have to adapt to the new world you will settle in.

“It’s Korea.”

I was a little relieved by the welcome Hangeul printed on the snack bag.

Adapting to it won’t take too long.

The martial arts world is all good, but there were things that were inconvenient in many ways, such as the internet or the bathroom.

It was a little difficult for a modern person like me to go and adapt perfectly.

“It’s okay…”

Shaking off the crumbs attached to my body, I tried to get up, but my whole body screamed.

I wonder if waking up was that hard.

I went to the bathroom to examine the object I possessed this time.

After opening the door to another room a few times, I was able to find the bathroom.

“Well…”

There was a middle-aged man in front of the mirror.

I have been possessed by the owner of a pretty smooth face when I move to another dimension, so this time I am very disappointed.

To put it bluntly. To put it badly, it’s really, really bad.

Growing beard, greasy, out-of-date messy hair, thick chin and belly…

“Is this my body now?”

As I turned my body around to pick up the extra flesh, I took a handful of it in my hand.

When I leave the bathroom and look around the house, I see a messy house.

It wasn’t just the living room where I woke up, but the kitchen was full of flying flies because I didn’t properly clean up the food I ordered.

I was the only person living in the house, and the extra room was covered in dust.

Apart from that, the house is really spacious, and it has a lot of good tea.

It must have been such a house that a petit bourgeois like me could never even dream of.

“I see you have some money.”

He muttered as he collected the garbage with his feet.

Originally, figuring out what kind of person the possessed person is is the first thing to do, but…

“Ugh, the pigsty…”

The first thing to do was clean the house.

***

“Oh, how refreshing!”

After cleaning the house, take a shower and feel refreshed.

Maybe it was because I had been dirty for such a long time, there was a huge difference between my appearance before and after taking a shower.

First, he shaved his beard neatly with a razor, and plucked the hairs growing vaguely on his chest with tongs.

After lathering up enough with the body wash, I concentrated on wiping every corner of my body, especially the folds of my skin, so the weird stinky smell from before didn’t come out.

I washed my hair and scalp very lightly with shampoo. It’s like doing laundry.

I still didn’t like the messy hair, but well, it’s a problem that can be solved by going to the hairdresser, so let’s put it off until later.

Brushing your hair with a towel, a study – There is a study in this house. I went in and looked up exactly who the original owner was.

I am 40 years old, have no suitable job, and have a lot of paperwork as if I like analog things.

“What is this?”

There was something filed in the messy pile of papers on the desk, so I picked it up.

It’s a file with the name of ‘Kim Hospital Comprehensive Examination Center’ and the logo of the hospital, but it looks like a health checkup result table.

The information I obtained from going through the files one by one was that it would not be strange if the body I possessed died soon.

“High blood pressure, hyperlipidemia, but alcohol and cigarettes every day…”

According to the doctor’s opinion, it was written to abstain from alcohol and cigarettes.

“The reason why I became possessed… was because I died while drinking?”

I was dumbfounded by the plausible hypothesis.

Turning on the computer in the study, I opened my cell phone.

Fortunately, it was fingerprint recognition, so I didn’t have to go through the trouble of finding the password.

Booting was completed while browsing the KakaoTalk records, and I moved my gaze to the desktop.

“There’s no such thing as a game… It’s like living alone if you openly show porn like this… What is this?”

When you turn on your Internet browser, the name of a site in your favorites catches your eye.

“Oceania TV?”

If you want something, it is an internet broadcasting platform.

“You are automatically logged in.”

I skimmed through the names of the shows I enjoyed watching, and all of them were female cams.

Press the female cam at the top of them.

After a moment of loading, a half-naked woman suddenly appears on the screen.

The time now is 10 am. I don’t think it’s too early to be naked…

is it green? I checked the broadcast title.

＜[Zooyuni][Raw] ㅅbang) The highest level of daytime room＞

The woman on the screen stops stroking her body and briefly moves her gaze to the left.

then after a while

– Oh, Chairman, brother, are you here? Hello Brother Ji-Jon

A refreshing voice greets you.

Wow, what is your ID? I don’t know who it is, but it’s a name like Gattle.

but what is my id?

[The highest building owner]

“…what the f*ck is this.”

It was a moment when I seemed to know the life pattern of the original owner.